Emmylou Loves #32 Wax your flaps and strap on in while we watch Emmy convince us she's thin

[buildingahouse]

Maybe the positive for vida spending time with her dad (and maybe Aaron’s new love) vida will be the centre of attention. Feeling loved. With out the mutton dressed as lamb putting the phone in her face. Vida won’t have to be the performing seal.
Hopefully Aaron and his new girlfriend show vida what it’s like to have a birthday all about vida.

oh Lordy lord emmylou.I feel very sorry for you tonight. People WILL be giggling at you behind your back. The poor girls that are about to meet you for the first time.

 

[Director of Mugs]

So much swearing when EL was walking with the girls to the next bar. She's just so loud and making sure the attention is all on her.

 

[SnarkyTart]

Welcome @snarky mcsnark face we must be from the same clan, Ye Olde Snarks of Snarkersonville.

Controversial opinion. I cannot stand people who use their kids health for content on the gram. Taking pictures of the kid hospital band, the kid in ER and in bed. All for sympathy and clicks.

I completely agree. I have a friend who frequently posts pics of either herself or her kids in Emergency with some kind of cryptic comment. I find it very distasteful.

3. We know our girl loathes masks and she will be dying because, a) it does not match her outfit and b) she does not follow health advice regarding Covid.

c) she has to smell her own rancid breath.

 

[lousgunt]

@SnarkyTart I could really go for a picture of EL stepping in dog shit right now

 

[itsbeenaminute]

I'll bet she goes MIA now as if she actually has friends.
What is with the extra set of tits? She absolutely had lipo last week the ginormous swollen belly still looks foul but defs changed.

 

[Sunshineandfreestuff]

Fucking hell that slow Mo gin post. What the actual fuck???????
I was mortified by the dancing this was even worse.

Imagine being the “friend” asked to film it.

 

[makeitstop]

2 things that got to me this weekend.. not wrapping her daughters birthday presents and standing there talking to the camera with her hand down her front pants

Then we wouldn’t know it was from Seed ya know, doesn’t every 7 yo want a birthday gift from Seed.

 

[January93]

Okay Emmylou, a few things I want to see today:

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Clothing

1. Rearrange the racks of clothing at the warehouse, so you can put prices on each - e.g., this rack, $50; this one $20; this one $10 ... nothing over $50 please, as this stuff needs to move!
2. Advertise - via a dedicated, pinned, post on your grid, a couple of open days for next weekend - no wine or cheese; nothing like that - just get the crowds in and get this stuff sold. Don't offer your magazines for sale too, like you did last time - just focus on getting the clothing sold. To lure the crowds in, say that every purchase will go in the draw to win the cost of their purchase(s) back - print two receipts when your customers are paying, and get them to write their name, contact number and email address on the back of one, which they can hand back to you. Make sure you follow through with this via a live draw on your 'gram (just mention first name and surname initial and say you'll be contacting this person) ... . Also state that you will be donating 10% of every sale to charity - the one you've just done the photo shoot for - and follow through on this - say where the clothing has been donated to. You're probably screeching at all this, saying you can't afford to give the stuff away ... well, better to get something for it all as opposed to nothing which is the current situation.

... At the end of next weekend, whatever hasn't sold needs to be donated to charity.

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Bali

Personally, I'd suggest you can it. But if you're intent on going through with it:

1. Update your flyer.
   • You mention 'where you want to be in October' (or something to that extent) but one of the trips is in November.
   • Why are there two email addresses?
2. Pop a post up on your grid, inviting people to come along to an information evening online via Zoom, where you can talk about what the retreat involves and answer any questions.

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That's all for now; chop-chop, off you go - it's almost 9am where you are and the day is slipping by.

@Messychaotic - one word, I might need to hire you to help me manage my life too!?!?

Life coach goals!

 

[Broken Veneers]

I don't think she's done lipo

 

[PackOfMoles]

Go A Love!!!! He looks happy and healthy The apartment looks neat, bright and clean. Check out the TV cabinet and how perfectly neat it is.

 

[Needsarealjob]

I hate myself for even uttering these words. I actually love her jacket. It’s fine, no need for the escort, I’ll show myself out. 🫠

I can imagine the cringe factor of people from Albert Park seeing her filming in the street and in the cafe. Don't mind the jacket myself. Those god-awful clod hoppers though! And a mini skirt?

The cafe needs to tell her to stop filming inside. Going out for breakfast for most people is a treat, who wants this lunatic filming them while they eat their eggs? She’s so painful.

I used to go to D&F regularly until the screaming banshee started going there.

 

[ChunkyCustard]

Omfg I cannot deal

Bloody Nora… I have boys not too far from Sage in age. In a few years, they will destroy him based on content like this.

I… does she not think?!

 

[Bizziebody]

Oneword this is not funny anymore, it's sad & pathetic.

 

[PAINTJOB]

That dress is fucking stoinkin’ and I can’t believe I have 26 pages to catch up on. Honestly there is nothing nice about this outfit nothing

 

[Sunshineandfreestuff]

How nice is Aaron’s house. Bet the kids love it there.

 

[ICouldSizeDownToMedium]

So, on the live, she recorded herself going to buy food alone, and played the video to the audience watching the live, by holding her other phone up. Then laughed along at herself as though it was funny. She is cooked.

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

I wonder what is specific about today that’s causing followers to drop off! We laugh and snark here but at least 40 have called time out on her today

I wonder if people are disgusted with what they're seeing?

The Bali Q&A session (if that's what it was in her LIVE) was piss-poor! I meant to advertise and hold an actual - scheduled - Zoom session, Emmylou! You're expecting folks to hand over thousands and ask their answers via a LIVE session that they may or may not see, and isn't recorded so they won't have any evidence of what you told them? And just because YOU don't like yoga, it doesn't mean that everyone else should go without!

 

[gemmagucci]

So much swearing when EL was walking with the girls to the next bar. She's just so loud and making sure the attention is all on her.

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Wait was she in that street last night!!!! Fuuuuuck i was literally at a wine bar across from that Spqr pizzeria. But I’m a cranky tired bore who needs to be home in pjs by 9pm so must have missed her!!!

 

[Super Cute]

She looks so fucking miserable in that group shot. Letting the mask slip…

Nah that her sultry vibe

 

[gemmagucci]

So this narc flog is live and selling, selling selling the Bali trip. Doing the absolute hard sell and swearing like a fisherman’s wife trying to be relatable. Had the sound up and my husband was uggh turn her down her swearing is Over the top.

i can only wonder why on Vida’s birthday she is sitting in her lounge talking to a screen and not spending the afternoon with her - a lunch or a simple cupcake and hot chocolate afternoon. I know it’s Aaron’s weekend and all but not headed off to Braaaaads for a birthday treat or something?