Emmylou Loves #32 Wax your flaps and strap on in while we watch Emmy convince us she's thin

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Esme Watson

“No Vida. I saw you this morning for an hour to do presents. Mumma has dance class today. This morning was about you. The rest of the day is for Mumma.” That’s how I imagine it went. @SnarkyTart does it better though
 
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hotpussy said:
Dear Lord
Make it stop…
Dirty Martini for a dirty bitch…
I wanna know if the tinder profile has been updated if anyone has access.
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Who does this???
Steven Spielberg themselves drinking a cocktail??
There were 5 comments but when I went to read, only 1
Next time I go up to Buckleys, East GTown for Parmi night I’m getting Snarky and Crusty to film me downing my Expresso (I know ) Martini. #staytuned
 
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cheezel flaps

I can’t look away. Great to see she took the advice and had a Q&A for the Bali retreat experience. Poor Vida, imagine having such a self absorbed pig dog of a mother. Spends a minute amount of time with her in the morning and then drops it like it’s hot into Saturday night.
She looks like she’s going to a dress up party. Actually, she looks like tertaay from tiktok/Instagram who squeezes into tiny outfits to take the piss out of herself
 
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slap2fish2gether

It's so sad, she does the minimum viable amount of being a parent. Going to watch the latest update now
 
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makeitstop

If anyone feels the need in the future to express concern for her well-being please use today antics as a reminder that the only person she cares about is herself, whilst her antics give me an enormous amount of joy, her selfishness is next level and infuriates me. There is a little girl going to bed tonight probably wondering why her Mum did not spend the day with her for her birthday, that type of absence will be with her forever no matter how much fun she might have had with her Dad and siblings her Mum was not there.
 
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Mslane

@Broken Veneers she will never make sense.
 
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SnarkyTart

I actually feel soooooo embarassed for her. People are legit going to think she's left the newborn at home. That dress is not supposed to be screaming let the girls out for a quick pump but it totally is on her. Oh, Moulin Lou, you have lost the plot girl!
 
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DoomScroller

Dear lord… what is happening with her this week?!?

I don’t think it’s her confidence that is contagious…
 
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