How cringe was that hahaha. That poor guy getting roped into that. Couldn’t she have just filmed the videos without her front and centreGood morning everybody! Im just watching the banana condom parade around the villa showing her communidy the rooms and my absolute favourite part of all of it is the man filming is answering her!poor guy must think she’s giving him a tour - ‘these are the bedrooms’ ‘yes, yes I know that, I work here…’
ThanksWell done @ChunkyCustard, brilliant titleand thanks @Messychaotic - one word for the new thread
That Scotch and Soda dress - someone posted a video in the last couple of days of our girl, not recent, but she was walking down the street, and said the button had broke off the back of the dress that morning. I thought it looked like this 1 she's trying to flog off for $80. I know it's just a button, easy fixed, but we all know she wouldn't have bothered to fix it for the next person
nothing like setting the bar so high with the very first post 
now I’ll have to write a cookbook, campaign for a Logie invite and let my herb garden go to tit just to stay relevant!The look on her face says a lot!!
Three words for this - MySpace Angle … lord have mercy.
She use to call Alove ‘the vegan’ every chance she could. She giggled and thought it was a cute pet name. It was gross.
I think the first time I came across her, through Christian, she was heading off to NY with him. The Uber was due and she was sticking in a Roast Lamb for that nights dinner. I thought that was pretty cool. I wouldn't be doing that, I'd be stressing about getting to the airport, blah blah blah. Then realised he was vegan. Like wtaf!!!
The blue swim photo is my all time favourite. Someone has it as their avatar and it just cracks me up! It’s such an unfortunate look!Cracking thread title ChunkyCustard
I gift you this
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And to my girl @Messychaotic - one word, thank you for creating threadI've gladwrapped you a quarter of a wheel of cheese fresh from last week's warehouse party. It's being couriered over by Global Ballooning - keep ya farken eyes peeled
Passport fast-tracked by 24th May posting and then bam a week later her body breaks down or whatever nonsense she said and she’s in Bali. The first video of her in Bali was the forced tears .. so grateful blah blah etc.As I think I've said before, this was planned well before she went to Bali. They both hatched the plan that she'd go to Bali then show her tribe everything, and they'd use Leah's wedding planner, her dad's and the other contacts for accommodation etc. And BINGO let's make it so her followers could come to Bali to be with Queen Emmylou.
She sounds like a slurring drunk
Yep, I thought the same. It makes sense that she has a problem with alcohol, it would explain the gut, how rough she looks in the mornings, and the drunken impulse spending on overpriced clothes that don't fit. Would also explain the fungal infection requiring hospitalisation, as alcoholics have weakened immune systems.
