And ask the midwives to book you a singing lesson - they haven't got anything else to do
And ask the midwives to book you a singing lesson - they haven't got anything else to do@screenfreelookatme and @itsspelleddivinenotdevine - you could both look like mangled big toes and still look better than EL! Wishing you both the absolute best as you prepare for two new souls to enter the world. Lots of love and good vibes from your Tattle family
Pro tip: if you want bulk gifts, go live from your hospital and make sure to add your location and get your bed number in the background. Cheezel consumption optional. Hit up EL if you want a sexy playlist recommendation during labour
So sorry your holiday has already been soured by a sighting of LL in the wild.Long time lurker, first time poster.
Visiting from interstate for the weekend, doing the touristy things.
Off to South Melbourne Markets for breakfast & a wander today.
Spotted our favourite influencer outside Canteen.
She had C & V with her plus another young girl (possibly the niece?) - no sign of Sagey.
We were seated nearby for about 20 mins and EL was on her phone for the vast majority of the time, except for when raisin toast was being inhaled. Looked very disengaged
She received the VIP treatment from Brad - didn't even wait in line to order (only plebs wait in line, right?!)
It was cool inside - everyone else in puffers and jeans but our friend was in her standard crop and pleather pants - faux fur jacket slung over the back of the chair.
Defs not a size 12 - at least a 16 on the top half, I'd say.
Tip - Brad's (or was it EL's recipe?!) savoury muffins were great - as were our smoothies. He appears very charasmatic and obviously hard working... perhaps our mate could take notes?!
You can't generate income from Instagram per se, like you can on Youtube, Tiktok, Twitch etc. The only way is via sponsored posts and she has very few of those lately. So, like you, I have no idea how she is affording her lifestyle. ZM doesn't seem to be doing much.Evening Tattlers… welcome to my Ted talk…like most of you yo yo Mummas(whether your SAHM or working), I’ve been working like a mad dog for the past week getting ready for end of financial year for my business. Accountants, bookkeeper, super funds (and my employees) plus ATO, all have done my head in to ensure my books aren’t cooked and are squeaky clean.
The last couple of days I’ve been pondering over ScammyLou’s business dealings and just how much money she has to spend and it just doesn’t add up. Where does all this money come from and how does she afford the lifestyle?
As a director of a small business (which is a Pty Ltd) all the money the business makes is the companies name and I receive a fairly modest wage. I just can’t help myself to the cash in the bank. I don’t have a luxurious lifestyle and still budget from week to week. I employ 4 full time and 4 part time staff and don’t have a EA.
I still don’t understand how Instagram works in terms of payment for engagement, but ScammyLou hasn’t had any new advertiser’s or followers for along time since the lash thing the other day. So besides the Garnier, Esmi and Colgate ongoing relationship posts, how is she making so much money?
In saying all of this, I come from a background of traditional media advertising buying in print media, and her 120k followers is nothing in terms of engagement. I have heard of $10k per post on Insta, but still you’d have to be turning over $500k pa (minus an pretty high tax rate under her co (Elephant dinner?) to afford her lifestyle? I could be wrong
You can only make money on Instagram via sponsored posts. Instagram itself doesn't pay for engagement like Youtube etc does.I don't understand how influencers make a fortune. Can someone explain how IG pays influencers for all their engagement and paid partnerships etc etc.
OMG poor guy doesn't have any idea of what he is doing. Fancy being a social media manager of a business's account and plastering pictures of yourself on it?I saw that too @Esme Watson EL is all over that page.
All Brad needs to do is show the food and I wouldn't mind seeing what the menu is or if there is a daily special. Ready made.meals etc.
EL being there is not a draw card.
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Nah he was willingly in her Christmas special. He knows what she’s about. He knows at least a few people will go to his cafe because of her, no matter how gross she is.OMG poor guy doesn't have any idea of what he is doing. Fancy being a social media manager of a business's account and plastering pictures of yourself on it?
Sacrifices time with her babies to ‘get her health back on track’ yet makes no commitment to keep it back on track. End result?Left her babies at home over Christmas to go and "kickbox" and work on HERsome things never change...
All thisSeeing the old pics, thanks to the Tattlers for doing the work and sharing them, I feel like we’re seeing her life play out like the movie Groundhog Day.
How many times does she need to take time for herself, go to a fat farm, work on her media career, etc. For all her talking about therapy, journaling, crystals and the like I wonder if she ever reflects in just how this career is really going.
Does the expression “the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result” mean anything to her?
Ahh ok fair enough. But still, posting yourself all over the account is gross and very unprofessional.Nah he was willingly in her Christmas special. He knows what she’s about. He knows at least a few people will go to his cafe because of her, no matter how gross she is.
And for nearly 10 years!All this
I think it comes to the fact she genuinely believes it will help his business. You know, having a bigAhh ok fair enough. But still, posting yourself all over the account is gross and very unprofessional.
And for nearly 10 years!
Left her babies at home over Christmas to go and "kickbox" and work on HERsome things never change...
39. Sells overpriced face visors to deaf community during pandemic.This will be out of order . Feel free to add.
There’s a pattern of craziness an unstableness in this chick.
1 . Off to Thailand with baby in tow for weight loss over xmas period
2. Off to thailand to film for her ‘show’ and kickbox mua thai thing and weight loss.
3. Off to New York just because …
4. Off to New York soon after for dance lessons
5. Skydiving- left Perth and moved to Melbourne for lessons.
6. Hosts’ Dot com socials event her first time try at media career to talk about her expertise as a marketing expert and then doesn’t have the correct paperwork/consent to use photos from the event.
7. Buys house in Perth without telling Aaron. Needs Aaron to fill bank paperwork out cause she too stupid.Aaron should’ve signed his name!!!!
8. Fat camp - how many????
9. Starts the EL fashion businesss through wholesalers Leoni - this fails.
10. Works with/for/owns Zoe Moss (who knows)
11. Rents warehouse and spends thousands decorating and renovating and the uses the warehouse packing area for about a month before all stock is transferred back to Leoni Collingwood warehouse.
12. Did beauty course
14. Started and never finished Paramedic course
15. Did a fashion stylist course - then worked at Gorman.
16. Worked at the market (s) in nails.
17. Joined the Johnny Young school as kid
18. Did kickboxing
19. Expert at swimming
20. Expert at making cakes
21. Did cheerleading as a kid in Perth
22. Plagiarised a cookbook
23. Had a stalker
24. Left home at 14 … why she never does say.
25. Held a 40th birthday party for herself where guest paid to attend!!!
25. Has an imaginary friend called Charlotte.
26. Bought billboards with her face on it in the City and South Melbourne locations for no reason other than vanity.
27. Flew to Sydney for a week hoping radio station media would agree to interview her . Who remembers her crying in the hotel room when no media outlets reached out to her?
28. Recently selling herself as Travel Guides for Bali
29. Garnier ambassador
30. Chemist warehouse employee
31. Worked as she claims for the brand Sukin as merchandiser at chemist warehouse
32. Weight loss band inserted- which she didn’t like.
33. Gunt lopped off - then Aaron left her
34. Plagiarised a cheesecake recipe and cried cried and cried.
35. Spent $$$$$$ creating her own xmas special that no networks asked for.
36. Few self produced episodes of a ‘show’ on a channel no one watches
37. Self funded Camellia photoshoot- still waiting on the pictures to show up.
38. Knifes with her face on it
Emmylou can you help us out… what other claims to fame are there.
What have i missed .
That was my thought. That looks like it’s supposed to be placed in the middle of the table and sharedThis meal surely wasn’t all for her??
I'm exhausted reading that!This will be out of order . Feel free to add.
There’s a pattern of craziness an unstableness in this chick.
1 . Off to Thailand with baby in tow for weight loss over xmas period
2. Off to thailand to film for her ‘show’ and kickbox mua thai thing and weight loss.
3. Off to New York just because …
4. Off to New York soon after for dance lessons
5. Skydiving- left Perth and moved to Melbourne for lessons.
6. Hosts’ Dot com socials event her first time try at media career to talk about her expertise as a marketing expert and then doesn’t have the correct paperwork/consent to use photos from the event.
7. Buys house in Perth without telling Aaron. Needs Aaron to fill bank paperwork out cause she too stupid.Aaron should’ve signed his name!!!!
8. Fat camp - how many????
9. Starts the EL fashion businesss through wholesalers Leoni - this fails.
10. Works with/for/owns Zoe Moss (who knows)
11. Rents warehouse and spends thousands decorating and renovating and the uses the warehouse packing area for about a month before all stock is transferred back to Leoni Collingwood warehouse.
12. Did beauty course
14. Started and never finished Paramedic course
15. Did a fashion stylist course - then worked at Gorman.
16. Worked at the market (s) in nails.
17. Joined the Johnny Young school as kid
18. Did kickboxing
19. Expert at swimming
20. Expert at making cakes
21. Did cheerleading as a kid in Perth
22. Plagiarised a cookbook
23. Had a stalker
24. Left home at 14 … why she never does say.
25. Held a 40th birthday party for herself where guest paid to attend!!!
25. Has an imaginary friend called Charlotte.
26. Bought billboards with her face on it in the City and South Melbourne locations for no reason other than vanity.
27. Flew to Sydney for a week hoping radio station media would agree to interview her . Who remembers her crying in the hotel room when no media outlets reached out to her?
28. Recently selling herself as Travel Guides for Bali
29. Garnier ambassador
30. Chemist warehouse employee
31. Worked as she claims for the brand Sukin as merchandiser at chemist warehouse
32. Weight loss band inserted- which she didn’t like.
33. Gunt lopped off - then Aaron left her
34. Plagiarised a cheesecake recipe and cried cried and cried.
35. Spent $$$$$$ creating her own xmas special that no networks asked for.
36. Few self produced episodes of a ‘show’ on a channel no one watches
37. Self funded Camellia photoshoot- still waiting on the pictures to show up.
38. Knifes with her face on it
Emmylou can you help us out… what other claims to fame are there.
What have i missed .
* is an expert on mental healthThis will be out of order . Feel free to add.
There’s a pattern of craziness an unstableness in this chick.
1 . Off to Thailand with baby in tow for weight loss over xmas period
2. Off to thailand to film for her ‘show’ and kickbox mua thai thing and weight loss.
3. Off to New York just because …
4. Off to New York soon after for dance lessons
5. Skydiving- left Perth and moved to Melbourne for lessons.
6. Hosts’ Dot com socials event her first time try at media career to talk about her expertise as a marketing expert and then doesn’t have the correct paperwork/consent to use photos from the event.
7. Buys house in Perth without telling Aaron. Needs Aaron to fill bank paperwork out cause she too stupid.Aaron should’ve signed his name!!!!
8. Fat camp - how many????
9. Starts the EL fashion businesss through wholesalers Leoni - this fails.
10. Works with/for/owns Zoe Moss (who knows)
11. Rents warehouse and spends thousands decorating and renovating and the uses the warehouse packing area for about a month before all stock is transferred back to Leoni Collingwood warehouse.
12. Did beauty course
14. Started and never finished Paramedic course
15. Did a fashion stylist course - then worked at Gorman.
16. Worked at the market (s) in nails.
17. Joined the Johnny Young school as kid
18. Did kickboxing
19. Expert at swimming
20. Expert at making cakes
21. Did cheerleading as a kid in Perth
22. Plagiarised a cookbook
23. Had a stalker
24. Left home at 14 … why she never does say.
25. Held a 40th birthday party for herself where guest paid to attend!!!
25. Has an imaginary friend called Charlotte.
26. Bought billboards with her face on it in the City and South Melbourne locations for no reason other than vanity.
27. Flew to Sydney for a week hoping radio station media would agree to interview her . Who remembers her crying in the hotel room when no media outlets reached out to her?
28. Recently selling herself as Travel Guides for Bali
29. Garnier ambassador
30. Chemist warehouse employee
31. Worked as she claims for the brand Sukin as merchandiser at chemist warehouse
32. Weight loss band inserted- which she didn’t like.
33. Gunt lopped off - then Aaron left her
34. Plagiarised a cheesecake recipe and cried cried and cried.
35. Spent $$$$$$ creating her own xmas special that no networks asked for.
36. Few self produced episodes of a ‘show’ on a channel no one watches
37. Self funded Camellia photoshoot- still waiting on the pictures to show up.
38. Knifes with her face on it
Emmylou can you help us out… what other claims to fame are there.
What have i missed .
47. Flys to NYC and Pays B grade dancing star to teach her a dance for her 40th birthday party.Very comprehensive list @gemmagucci. Makes for fascinating reading. Excellent additions @Super Cute.
Okay, I'll add:
45. Auditions for MasterChef making salmon on the bbq.
46. Uploads YouTube video using American Sign Language she learned from a Texan online. Video inexplicably features llamas and squeezed fruit. She is her tribe.
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