Emmylou Loves #27 Buy my clothes and eat my cheese, line my pockets and catch my disease.

[makeitstop]

What the hell is happening with Zoe Moss?

 

[SnarkyTart]

Thank you @Broken Veneers for thread #27 - can anyone else believe how quickly we got here?!

Brilliant title @YellowFingerDustforDays

@Sure…Media! you never fail us superb as ever

Will be like Kevin in Home Alone, Cardboard Cutout ppl and mannequins posing for pics with cheese taped to thier hands

Dying

Did anyone else that registered for tonight get an email about the silent auction tonight?

First item up for auction is a pair of clown shoes.

Previously worn by many social media influencers, this pair of shoes is guaranteed to make you stand out in a crowd and make some $$$ from your unsuspecting community. #grifted

Whether it’s South Melbourne Markets or Brrraaaaddd’s coffee shop, (most recently filmed on Emmylou from Emmylou Loves by her PA Leah), you are certain to beat the algorithms…Starting price $..0

Right this finished me off

 

[liar liar flaps on fire]

Yep, she really could look a whole lot nicer than she does. Why she insists on looking like a cross between Clive Palmer and Hulk Hogan, I'll never know.

OMG that is a crack up. She’s their love child.

 

[Limpy Love]

Where’s our favourite Teletubby today? Getting the email for Bali ready because she’s been reading here eating cheese?

Sulking!

 

[emmygluewho]

Face like an actual slapped ass.

Fancy having your 12 year old son film you in basically a bra, and then post that footage on Instagram. What is wrong with this woman???

Shit she’s grinding my gears this morning. Literally no one, and I cannot stress this enough, NO ONE IS MESSAGING YOU AT 8.30 in the morning asking you where you got your poo coloured active wear from!!!!!!!!

Sezzy Kearns gave it to her.

 

[PalmSizedSteak]

She is a textbook example of the Dunning Kruger effect

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I can’t remember what she gave as her last weigh in number? I’m assuming she won’t have lost any weight since then (has most likely gained) because all of the salad wraps are out the window.

 

[Mslane]

Someone should ask if she dry cleaned the clothes before selling.

 

[HitnMiss]

It’s off topic I know but got any recco’s of a good career track to get in to to be able to remain unaffected by these cost of living increases

I write safety documents for companies and review their systems and there seems to be few others in this field that don't charge the earth and actually know about the industry they're writing for.

 

[Beige Mama]

Who are these people getting photos with her? So many questions

 

[YankeeRoo]

Almost Fungal! Lol

Only a measly $400, Chump Change, Right LooLoo?! https://fareharbor.com/embeds/book/...s&back=https://gunnamatta.com.au/&flow=477911

 

[exposethemall]

Her jumper looks like a 4 man tent!!

I nearly brought (hahahhahahaha) that top a couple of years ago. Lucky i did not !!!!!!

 

[massive eye roll]

I saw it too. Something along the lines of good men treat women well? I'll check the motivation mugs unless @Director of Mugs knows (joking it was too long for the mugs)

A swipe at ALove???? Hmmmm. Interesting she deleted.

 

[Crusty old raisins]

She is someones sleep paralysis demon FOR SURE

Yeah mine!

 

[YankeeRoo]

Putrid Cracked Lips and Wrinkly Nose hype!!

 

[Director of Mugs]

It was probably the EL that ate all the cheese. I don't think the fan girls would have eaten it. I saw one of them shake her head no when EL was doing zoomies around the table.

That huge Quince container paste would of cost a pretty penny too. And no one ate it. Even a small container at the supermarket is expensive.

I think that was nearly $30. No idea how much a wheel of cheese is. Best I could find is $70 , but that was at Woolies.

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

Just had a look at the labels stories, way more professional and even had entertainment for the kids.

Nicely done!

Emmylou should've offered a prize, too ... buy something and go into the draw to win ... oh, I don't know ... a trip to Bali?; a cookbook?; one of her old magazines?

 

[OhMyLou]

In a word, yes.

My reasoning: EL is a typical narc. Huge ego on her. Her tribe fill the emotional void in her life and provide her with the adulation she so desperately craves. In her head, she is THE ultimate Melbourne celebrity. But none of the Melbourne set want to know her. She's that acquaintance who you kind of know, and then when you spend more than 5 minutes with you realise why you're not actually friends. So she tells herself that the fabulous people are her friends, knowing full well that they're not, but pretends that she's too busy to have a social life because she's running an empire Then, when she needs a pick me up and deigns to associate with the tribe (who she revved into a frenzy originally by presenting herself as this rough, relatable diamond) it fills her bucket for all of 5 minutes before she is painfully reminded of the fact that she is just like them. Completely ordinary and totally average. She needs them, yet she resents them.

You always sum things up so well. It’s quite sad really if she only stopped giving for her own personal gratification and she just gave naturally she would probably get better engagement not just with her tribe but also her family

 

[Super Cute]

Last minute horse riding experience? She's known for at least two weeks that it's the kids' school working bee today. And a bbq lunch.

They wouldn’t want her there anyway as she would have to be the star of the show.

 

[Crusty old raisins]

That poor lonely little strawberry ...

Now that you've pointed it out I can't unsee it I promise there were more!!