Emmylou Loves #27 Buy my clothes and eat my cheese, line my pockets and catch my disease.

[Dalej7]

Lol wtf.

 

[reens84’]

She bought that toaster I remember her talking about it saying it was a huge achievement

 

[Limpy Love]

Perhaps Alice from GOMI really is Alice from GOMI

I was thinking the same thing!!

 

[slap2fish2gether]

That carpet looks like it would feel like the floor of a TAB. Sticky and gross

Needs more durries

Legit looks like a toddler sumo

BukkakeLou

 

[Michy02]

I was so excited when I saw this photo in the Daily Mail of all the arrivals ahead of the Logies ... I thought this must be our girl, but sadly after reading here it's clearly not as she's busy at equestrian training

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"Listen up Ray - I would be a dead ringer for Alf's long-lost daughter. They could create a new storyline to get rid of that Roo and I could take her place. How about it?"

This coat looks more like a brown thing that Sezzy Kearnts would prefer.

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

Not going to lie, her pasta looked delicious, as did that breakfast ... but to me, that looked like a meal for two! It would take me all day to get through that.

 

[makeitstop]

I wonder what will happen with all of the unsold clothing and products now Will they just fester away in the cold warehouse or will she make Leah lug them all home for her again? She definitely would have been better of doing a market like House of White does, although I guess she wouldn't be able to limit buyers to her just her fangirls.

They will fester away in her mouse ridden warehouse and she will try again to fleece her tribe next year.

 

[just taking a break]

Being serious re jobs - look at the renewable energy sector, lots of jobs and desperate for good people. From project management, sales, engineering and design, manufacturing, admin, management, infrastructure development. I could go on……

 

[grifter]

Yeah… what?!?

I think she was trying to quote old mate Alice but it looks like it’s directed at you. Well I hope that’s what has happened anyway.

 

[Director of Mugs]

The self indulgence and poor money management is strong in this one. How can she possibly think she is relatable to her community? I think she dreams of having a more affluent following so continues to try and break into their world by indulging in constant getaways, manipedis, eating out, designer clothes etc.

Yes! It's a worry to see her spend so much money.

She'll never be with the affluent influencers as they are a clicky bunch who only socialise with their own group of skinny bitches.

What happens if her rent goes up or the landlord wants to sell the rental?

 

[AMY$]

Without sounding rude.

I feel like Emmylou is the type of person who would pimp our her family members and collect all the money.

Terrible thing to say. I know but for her anything for a dollar.

You are in the wrong place to feel bad about saying anything rude! Welcome @loveless.and.logieless

 

[SnarkyTart]

Lol wtf.

Oh man I remember this So much cringe. I thought she was a mess then but she actually looks polished compared to now.

 

[YankeeRoo]

Scruncy Constipated Hula Basketball Gut Girl

 

[pixie spotty]

Where is this “whole lotta work” she said she had coming up?

 

[villanellebaby]

'Cabanara'...shut up you twat.

actually infuriating. And ChoriTZo…

 

[Pollie]

I’ve had a little look over at Constance Hall who also had a warehouse sale this weekend in Melbourne. In direct contrast she had loads of customers, heaters to keep customers warm and not a cheese wheel in sight. Unfortunately I did spot one lost confused victim in a ZM faux fur vest.

Just had a look at the labels stories, way more professional and even had entertainment for the kids.

 

[Mslane]

She'd better send you a cheque for creative services @Mslane!

She cant afford me . @SnarkyTart

 

[Limpy Love]

I wonder if - to save face - she'll just go ahead with Bali anyway, even if she doesn't have the numbers?

It'd be easy enough to film in a crowded market and say they were all with her.

I can't think of anyone who might jump at the chance to travel to Bali and bunk with a whole lot of strangers (unless you could get your mates drunk and agree to go for a laugh persuade a few mates to join you). Bunking with others - yeah, nah ... sounds like a Girls Brigade camp to me!

Surely, even a famous celebrity like LL, would have to pay a substantial deposit for three, one week stays. An owner is not going to block out a booking for that long without a deposit.

 

[Broken Veneers]

Did anyone look up Emmylou's event on the Eventbrite site (the one she tagged in one of her stories)?

I ask, because when I searched for it last night (using 'Port Melbourne' as the location), I couldn't find it.

Maybe that's why few people turned up? And maybe the mention of '200' was just hyperbole mixed in with a bit of wishful thinking?

I did - was thinking it was a bit dodgy ATO wise with preferring cash when you have an eftpos available

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

That is the SHITEST cheese board I've ever seen and she's calling bewdifol? Piss off ya deranged lounatic.

Here are some better cheeseboards I made in a past role for some work events and morning teas....some cheeses from Coles some from the French cheese shop at Queen Vic market (spent $300 that time) I work in law, not events. Judge for yourselves.

That poor lonely little strawberry ...