Emmylou Loves #27 Buy my clothes and eat my cheese, line my pockets and catch my disease.

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This woman spends ZERO time and energy in and on her home and my god it shows! She’s out every week and weekend doing shit and having experiences and no time on getting stuff done. My daughter would be so upset if I did horse riding without her it’s just such a weird thing to randomly book so we all know she’s been #invited #gifted.

Here’s a hand to chin profeshh pose you all luv
 

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I must say I have not missed seeing that ghastly gold chunky neck()lace this week! Hope she lost it
 
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I must say I have not missed seeing that ghastly gold chunky neck()lace this week! Hope she lost it
I was searching for it in her stories from the Warehouse sale ... yuck; imagine buying a thick gold chain covered in dead skin and goodness knows what else. If it was just plated, it'd smell funny too - like earring backs
 
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I just can't with this lazy, self-obsessed, self-indulgent bitch!
WHEN is she going to start working this year???
Holiday, beauty treatments, holiday, beauty treatments, rinse and repeat.
I wish all those stupid companies would stop funding her pathetic lifestyle.
They're not getting any kind bang for their buck (haha, insert some kind of pathetic, immature sexual innuendo joke here LL). Anything she touches, recommends, etc, makes me want to run a mile from it.
 
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In your dreams ELL! Matty J is having a great ol time on the GC! He’s even made it to the front page of the local paper lol
 
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This is her work though, non?

On the surface, it seems like a very nice life - being gifted stuff and experiences in return for a promo mention. I wouldn't be comfortable with it though - not sure I'd like everyone being all up in my business all in the name of gaining "exposure" or "engagement".

She never looks truly happy ... and her ramblings to camera come across as exactly that.

I'd feel pretty crappy doing stuff like horse riding without my kids (if I had any, and if they liked horses - which most little kids do). At least they got to partake in the balloon ride.
 
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I think we mean the Zoe Musty stuff it’s all but disappeared apart from those jackets a few weeks ago. Was that ever “work” though?
 
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You horses (like a lot of animals) can be very intuitive...
Hopefully they sniff out this c*nt from a mile away and all refuse to carry her.

Maybe she's just under? As they say it is strict and there are no refunds.

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If there are no images (real ones, thanks Snarky ) of her on horseback then we'll know why.
No amount of bullshitting will convice us otherwise.
 
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I'm actually hoping she doesn't actually get up on the horse (if this is her first time).

Instead, I hope she saves it for another day when she's in the company of friends and family for support.

Or, hopefully the riding academy will give her a donkey because they are far easier to work with.
 
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The self indulgence and poor money management is strong in this one. How can she possibly think she is relatable to her community? I think she dreams of having a more affluent following so continues to try and break into their world by indulging in constant getaways, manipedis, eating out, designer clothes etc.

I would think I’m in a far better financial position than her (through many many years of fkn hard work and sacrifices) but there is NO WAY I would mimic her spending habits/lifestyle choices.

I’m on a 2 day hangover so I’m a bit fed up with this fuckstick.
 
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Hope she tries and goes to the waterparks in Bali when the pull out the scales on old mate she won’t be able to lie about the mystery 16 kilos no more

Emmy....wait for it....Roo Emmyroo Stewart from Emmyroo Loves. What an opportunity Channel 7!
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha the way I am laughing right now is something else
 
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My take on it is that she's never grown up and seems to think she's still in her 20s. Everything she does is for herself ... even if it looks like it's for the kids or someone else, she always brings it back to her.

When her kids grow up and make lives of their own, she'll still be claiming that any and all of their successes are due to her.
 
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Yes! It's a worry to see her spend so much money.

She'll never be with the affluent influencers as they are a clicky bunch who only socialise with their own group of skinny bitches.

What happens if her rent goes up or the landlord wants to sell the rental?
 
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The 2023 shopping trip - when basic everyday things are skyrocketing - fuel, electricity, lettuce etc - who does she think is going to be able to afford such a frivolous trip!!
 
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I’m on a 2 day hangover so I’m a bit fed up with this fuckstick.
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This may just be the funniest thing Ive read on all of the threads. @Super Cute
 
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The 2023 shopping trip - when basic everyday things are skyrocketing - fuel, electricity, lettuce etc - who does she think is going to be able to afford such a frivolous trip!!
And in all honesty, I'm sure there's a stylist influencer who would already be doing it if there was interest.

If she wants to be a travel guide, why doesn't she join a tour company? She's not a big enough name to draw in the crowds though.
 
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