Emmylou Loves #27 Buy my clothes and eat my cheese, line my pockets and catch my disease.

[gemmagucci]

I’m snorting laughing just waiting to see the helmet straps around her chins.
Wonder is theres going to be a ‘when i was in the under 12 equestrian team … and champion dressage for my age group story.

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

Horses pick up on people's vibes (it's one of the reasons why the in my profile pic got thrown off recently).

Hopefully Emmylou'll get a bolter ... and it'll all be captured on film () ... just hold on tight, Emmylou - don't let go!
(I'm not for one moment wishing any harm on her)

 

[makeitstop]

Almost in tears at the start of her reels this morning must be lying about about something, so she had a delicious sleep and is off to mount a horse

 

[Michy02]

Maybe she's just under? As they say it is strict and there are no refunds.

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Omg there was that TikTok going around this week about some influencer who was denied a horse ride due to weight restrictions. Perhaps EmmyGlue is hoping for a viral video of her own??

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

I was so excited when I saw this photo in the Daily Mail of all the arrivals ahead of the Logies ... I thought this must be our girl, but sadly after reading here it's clearly not as she's busy at equestrian training

"Listen up Ray - I would be a dead ringer for Alf's long-lost daughter. They could create a new storyline to get rid of that Roo and I could take her place. How about it?"

 

[makeitstop]

Why on earth does booking a hire riding “experience” making her cry. She seriously loves to pile on the crocodile tears!

It probably means she is not paying for the ‘experience’ only cries when she is lying about something.

 

[Michy02]

**
Also everyone please stop feeling sorry for her! She’s the one who spent a ridikeulous amount of money on clothing and accessories for herself and now needs to offload it all!! ** CASH preferred! Selling her stupid cookbook for $25! Oils, jar of olives and PR gifts = Dikehead

Little girl on the train next to me just yelled - “Everyone shits!” Reminds me of Cachias offspring or ELL’s as a child. I mean she’s not wrong but time and place.

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

Has she been riding before? Because it's hard. Bloody hard. And if you're not very fit, you'll have a sore bum and inner thighs for days.

She tries to do too much - spreads herself too thin - which is why she's in a permanent state of mess and chaos.

Why not plan this for one weekend when the kids and Suelynn could join in?

 

[SnarkyTart]

I was so excited when I saw this photo in the Daily Mail of all the arrivals ahead of the Logies ... I thought this must be our girl, but sadly after reading here it's clearly not as she's busy at equestrian training

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"Listen up Ray - I would be a dead ringer for Alf's long-lost daughter. They could create a new storyline to get rid of that Roo and I could take her place. How about it?"

Emmy....wait for it....Roo Emmyroo Stewart from Emmyroo Loves. What an opportunity Channel 7!

 

[Michy02]

I was so excited when I saw this photo in the Daily Mail of all the arrivals ahead of the Logies ... I thought this must be our girl, but sadly after reading here it's clearly not as she's busy at equestrian training

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"Listen up Ray - I would be a dead ringer for Alf's long-lost daughter. They could create a new storyline to get rid of that Roo and I could take her place. How about it?"

This coat looks more like a brown thing that Sezzy Kearnts would prefer.

 

[makeitstop]

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This is too funny

Please please please let there be footage of her mounting the horse.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I can’t remember what she gave as her last weigh in number? I’m assuming she won’t have lost any weight since then (has most likely gained) because all of the salad wraps are out the window.

 

[horseteeth]

Maybe she's just under? As they say it is strict and there are no refunds.

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Well I either have a very disordered view of what I look like (because I look nothing like her and I’m weighing in at 86kgs right now)
Or there is no way EL is getting on a horse today.

If it’s the former then I need a therapist, stat.

 

[PackOfMoles]

duck she's a mole! Always being sarcastic and taking the mickey out of people, true narc! Couldn't just say something nice and leave it at that.

Also the constant sexual humor, its getting old and so immature. Go buy a vibrator EL and get some action, you clearly need it!

Have you guys noticed she does everything alone! Apart from family and workers she has no friends!!!!

 

[Super Cute]

If it has a weight limit of 90kgs, then how is she going? There is absolutely no way she is under 90kgs. I’ll bet my house on it

Agree.
I’ll bet my horse on it

She tries to do too much - spreads herself too thin - which is why she's in a permanent state of mess and chaos.

Exactly.

Que next post (after obligatory 48 hour radio silence) of how farken exhausted she is being a single Mumma celebrity business tycoon boss witch influenza and needs some time out…again 🥱

 

[Sunshineandfreestuff]

Is this horseride another grifted con though?

Sounds like it, can’t imagine mama forking out her own cash. The Hot Springs also shout every influencer a visit too.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Claimed to be 90kg on 22 February, after 12kg weight loss. The most loss she’s spoken about was 16kg, so theoretically could be mid 80s if she’s maintained? Could be deceptive because she’s so short

 

[AMY$]

Claimed to be 90kg on 22 February, after 12kg weight loss. The most loss she’s spoken about was 16kg, so theoretically could be mid 80s if she’s maintained? Could be deceptive because she’s so short

She also claimed to be a paramedic......

 

[PackOfMoles]

Has she been riding before? Because it's hard. Bloody hard. And if you're not very fit, you'll have a sore bum and inner thighs for days.

She tries to do too much - spreads herself too thin - which is why she's in a permanent state of mess and chaos.

Why not plan this for one weekend when the kids and Suelynn could join in?

Or even just have a weekend at home getting stuff done!

 

[Super Cute]

And what’s with all the pinning of her posts on the gram? Dickehead

thanks @SnarkyTart for my new avatar