Smoph’s chopped off flaps somehow ended up on Emmy’s neckIt could be my migraine talking but that top, around her neck and in that colour, just reminds me of a big ol’ foreskin
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It slipped down & is now her 'spare tyre'.So I'm a little new to this trainwreck, I haven't been following her long but with all the Emmy references on here I just had to. I have one question....where the fuck is her neck?!
It has certainly receded back into her body....much like foreskinIt slipped down & is now her 'spare tyre'.
She is a thumb goblinSo I'm a little new to this trainwreck, I haven't been following her long but with all the Emmy references on here I just had to. I have one question....where the fuck is her neck?!
Fits comfortably = she can squeeeeeze into itFits comfortably yet is cutting off the circulation in her arm?
Thought the same with the lasagna sending it to Alove’s with the kids.Damn you are all too quick for me!! Yes I heard a male voice with Sage and then saw presumably Alove playing with him. Wednesday is supposed to be his night? So is he dropping kids off? Picking kids up? Sending the food with the kids and that’s why it’s in a disposable container .
It does sound like the kids have a fair few activities after school, so I can understand why they’d need both parents running around doing pick ups.
I love the keen eye of tattlers lol. I am yet to watch her lasagne stories as i nearly had a stroke getting through her first load of shit this morning.Damn you are all too quick for me!! Yes I heard a male voice with Sage and then saw presumably Alove playing with him. Wednesday is supposed to be his night? So is he dropping kids off? Picking kids up? Sending the food with the kids and that’s why it’s in a disposable container .
It does sound like the kids have a fair few activities after school, so I can understand why they’d need both parents running around doing pick ups.
Welcome and enjoy the ride!So I'm a little new to this trainwreck, I haven't been following her long but with all the Emmy references on here I just had to. I have one question....where the fuck is her neck?!
Yes to all of this!Oh my god Emmylou SHUT THE EVER LOVING FUCK UP.
1. STOP butchering words in other languages. You're a disgrace to anyone who knows how to cook. RADEECHIO and CIAO PEPPAY! You wot m8????
2. WASH YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES. The fact that you put that skivvy on at the warehouse proves you dont wash shit before you wear it. Also burn those fucking jeans. Yuck. You stink, i can literally smell you from London. You are a laughing stock among all your peers and definitely the parents at Vida's school.
3. Suzi's skirt looked great in that size. Any smaller and the pleats would stretch and not sit properly. Stop encouraging sizing online and just allow exchanging on your website.
4. LEONI IS ZOE MOSS. You are more than a 16 in that pink blazer. That blazer wouldnt meet in the front if it tried on you. Give up your vanity project.
5. YOU AREN'T WORKING. 2 slides earlier you said you were swanning around in silence trying on shit.
6. Give up on the break up narrative ffs. Its been 9 months.
7. You have no friends. You are paying Suzi, Polly and Leah. Stop their income stream and we'll see if they reach out to you EVER. You selfish fool.
8. You went to South Melb market TWICE in one morning? Or were you lying that your kids went in with you the first time?
9. Your fake emotional presentation voice and sullen eyes make you look like a manipulative twat.
10. Fuck you.
If this is part of a winter range she's releasing, NO ONE in Melbourne is going to be wearing a blazer with a cami, cropped jeans and mules. NO ONE.Was this photo meant to make the cut or is it another action shot with the cameraman in the same shot?
Also $150 for a polyester blazer! As it is Leoni, the website recommends to go up a size.
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Omg i came here to say this. I really wanted a hot pink blazer so decided to check this out and its too expensive for polyester. My lawd id sweat balls inside of it. But yes even the website states "its not oversized". I think emmylou one word has her own idea of what "oversized" means and has made it part of her brand. Which is shocking.Was this photo meant to make the cut or is it another action shot with the cameraman in the same shot?
Also $150 for a polyester blazer! As it is Leoni, the website recommends to go up a size.
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Omg too* many. Lol. Im so angry today my spelling/grammar stayed in bed.Omg i came here to say this. I really wanted a hot pink blazer so decided to check this out and its too expensive for polyester. My lawd id sweat balls inside of it. But yes even the website states "its not oversized". I think emmylou one word has her own idea of what "oversized" means and has made it part of her brand. Which is shocking.
Emmylou Mccarthy, zoe moss director/dictator whatever, oversized is a STYLE. If something is meant to be oversized its meant to look bigger/baggier/roomier. As Jess said the other day.
This is why you are an 18 (not 16) in Leoni. As the brand probably is going for a more sleek/fitted line. Unlike the vibe of zoe moss.
I think EL has had/currently has two many "yes" people in her life and its damaged her brand.
Also, the website coloring seems a bit bland compared to the real product, which is a shame as im a fan of the pink in her stories.
Omg I seen this today and totally thought of Emmyloulou straight away
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