Emmylou loves #130 should be “One louniebird in her hand is worth two Eric’s in her bush

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makeitstop

Settle petal ya gotcha sis a box of on sale Roses chocolates not a Birkin bag.…….
 
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ketchup menace

Fucking hell, she uses the scissors to CUT LASAGNA??

Hi Emmy You're clearly trolling us at this point because using scissors to "cut" lasagna is absolutely batshit.
 
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Buttercup725

ketchup menace said:
Fucking hell, she uses the scissors to CUT LASAGNA??
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Hi Emmy You're clearly trolling us at this point because using scissors to "cut" lasagna is absolutely batshit.
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And the sizes of servings are HUGE!! And she was going to have to order more French fries because the mound she made was not enough and of course she didn't plan accordingly. Funny, as a culinary arts expert and party planner extraordinaire, you'd think she knew all this.
 
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Whiskers1


Dusting isn't high on the priority list. Well cleaning in general isn't but this is foul.
 
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AMY$

Why is EL buying the niece and nephews a gift for their Mum? Last we knew Uncle C was back with SL, even if that is no longer the case they still have a Dad who could buy a cheap box of chocolates for them to do just that!
 
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Sashafierce

Omg I’ve never felt so much rage toward Lou as I did listening to this story!! Aaron saying he’s saying after a busy week, and Lou has to turn around and essentially tell Aaron he’s not allowed to be tired because she’s been cooking.. then tells Aaron he’s not allowed to be tired because he works from home?! Fuuuuuuuck she’s a mole!
 

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somanyteeth

Fucking hell she's a piece of shit.
At least he has a job. Something she will never have bc she is a freeloading, tax evading, piece of garbage.
 
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Buttercup725

And then she sort of muttered that she works from home too.....Do you, Amylou?
 
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Director of Mugs

I thought the exact same thing.

Aaron has a real job. Just because he works from home, doesn't mean he is just sitting at home watching Netfflix or going out for lunch.

What was Aaron supposed to eat at dinner? Just chips and salad.

That dusty wine was gross. That 2nd fireplace probably has never been cleaned since she moved in.
 
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HumptyDumptyLou

You know she only brought those chocolates cos they probably are on special AND she could pretend to be a big saviour buying stuff for SSS. How many boring-ass stories did she get out of the choccies with the fake “plan” on what to say to SSS with her nephews?
 
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Hereforthecheezels

Did everyone there know the phone was recording and their chatter would be put on the internet for all to hear?? I know it was just banter but FFS let people chat in the house freely without posting it online!! She must be really scraping the barrel for content to post
 
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Cooking in my bra

ALove has to use words Emmy might understand like "brain tired". He's accepted she's a child.
She realises her kind of tired is different for a split second. ALoves brain power is non-stop. She then confirms that her brain power is far from non-stop as she cuts the lasagne with scissors.
 
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