Emmylou loves #130 should be “One louniebird in her hand is worth two Eric’s in her bush

[Emmyscrustycamilla]

I think what most of us are up in arms about is the fact she hangs around with TT and Fat Ant but continues to go live at a Domestic Violence gathering. She has no business being there.
She’s also showed how careless she is with her kids. I remember when “Kuzzy” picked Camiwwwya up from gymnastics.. plus I’m pretty sure she’s had her “crew” at the house (clearly off their faces) while V and C were sleeping upstairs. She’s nothing but a creep and a predator herself.

 

[AMY$]

Holy Fck.. Why?!?!?




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It's not even a known brand. She literally thinks the more $ you spend on an item means it's designer. Who is wearing a $500 jumper in the kitchen cooking whilst looking like the wilderbeast of nightmare Sunday's?

 

[somanyteeth]

Just went back to look. It was the Chemist Warehouse Christmas party.

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What a fucken bogan rat.
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So NO mention from Emmylou today .....that today is indeed C's actual Birthday?!?! Shit cunt mum!!

Also Shit Cunt Grandma, as she can't spell her own grandkids name!!!!




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She is ESL, i dont blame her. My dad has been sending me messages to kiss my new daughter goodnight and he is ESL and says kess. I dont think phuong is worth snarking on. At least she actually remembered her granddaughters birthday unlike EL who is an absolute shit cunt.
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Cant wait til EL rocks her pedal pushers and leather jacket. I wonder if she's still working with IMG to get her some flights and seats to a show.

 

[Michy02]

Sometimes I’m surprised by EmmyLous actions like showing off her skimpy pinky lacy bra and gstring that she just had to wear while she was trying on clothes for a paid gig.

Then I remember this (Michy not a Doctor)

Histrionic personality disorder

People with histrionic personality disorder (HPD) can seem highly dramatic, with a need to be the centre of attention. Read on symptoms and treatment.

www.healthdirect.gov.au

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[itsbeenaminute]

The amount of pasta on those plates is absolutely disgusting no wonder those kids look like bloated cabbage patch dolls.

 

[Director of Mugs]

Flashback to when Emmy flew to Necker Island with Business Chicks.

 

[MeowbahCanGoRot]

If my child was friends with C I don’t think I’d feel comfortable of them going to this party. My list of reasons are as follows :

1. I don’t trust that she wouldn’t film or photograph my child without my permission

2. I guarantee my child would have some kind of gastro related or food poisoning situation the next day as we don’t have iron guts like they do

3. I’m sure there’s be a lot of swearing and loud obnoxious talking and ordering the kids what to do or what to eat

4. I wouldn’t eat anything Emmy made with those hands so why would I let my child eat it.

5. The hovel is probably a pigsty and my child would feel just downright uncomfortable full stop.

I’m pretty sure there are more points.

 

[somanyteeth]

All is right in the world. @b!tch_eating_crackers won the title race!

You win a shitzel samwidge with a festy bandaid inside. A 5 day worn but never washed Ena Pelly vomit looking motocross top and finally, some honey joys for a sweet homemade treat, bc mumma is BROKE.

 

[Whiskers1]

Who is asking for a Honey Joy recipe?
If you are, give yourself an uppercut

 

[Pollie]

Is that Emmy’s Ralph?

 

[gemmagucci]

Wonder if mumma cleaned the hovel… i know, i know!! Rhetorical question. Those Middle Park parents dropping their kids off tonight for the party will be in for a rude shock. From the front dirty doormat to the blocked off lounge room, over filled kitchen bin and pink suitcase no doubt still unpacked and lying in the lounge.

 

[Im blocked]

My first thought with that gift box.. dip the bread in oil and maybe add some dukkah ..not make soup
She 100% has not got 1 brain cell to promote these products the way they should be..what wasted products

 

[Hustler]

The amount of bechamel sauce she made the the cold, dry af lasagne she cuts with scissors does not compute. That lasagne aint lasagning

 

[Drama Filled Llama]

That was one of THE most disgusting things I've seen her cook. Knew nothing about timing, measurements NOTHING!

Sir, is it your first day here?

 

[Ma’am Please]

But she looked so pleased with herself.

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Fairy bread is bullshit
Give me Devils on Horseback and Ladybirds any day…..#childofthe80’s

 

[exflighty]

Fuck me Fezzas...................I go out for one night to a function........I last read page 2 and now we're onto 7! But I did see her stories from yesterday. Thank GOD she didn't film any of the kids.

All those Mecca bags??? She should be thanking us for the ideas.

They are Mecca bags but I think they’re camellia’s gifts from her friends. AS IF Emmy would put together mecca goodie bags for the friends. They’ll be lucky to get a sugar free Noshu bar as a party favour

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Whattttt is she talking about?!? You don’t need a bra extender (or TWO!?!). You just need a bigger bra!!! You love getting your kit off in front of people. Let the Bras and Things girls earn their money and fit you properly.

 

[makeitstop]

Three bowls of soup. Is Sage living alone at AL’s while he is away?

 

[notgifted]

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Argh! Please YR, I’ll do anything if you stop showing us that unsightly hairy snatch, it’s so offensive & vulgar The bra & knickers don’t fit one bit, it’s days like this I’m fucking thankful I’m blocked.
She needs to wear some Bonds cottontails.

I’m not really seeing any extra weight loss at all. She’s been keg like for a while, all the edited pics she posts and slim videos are misleading.

 

[AMY$]

I am literally howling seeing every other "influencer" post classy appropriate Cobram bread and oil collabs while this idiot made soup with oil