makeitstop
VIP Member
Look out Drunk Elephant there’s a new elephant in town.
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Director of Mugs
VIP Member
screenfreelookatme
VIP Member
I can’t believe Aaron left her.
dimfluencer
Active member
I seriously doubt the children are at the market. She admitted SluttySue took Vida for a sleepover; I guarantee Aaron was there at lasagne time to pick up the other 2. She’s gone to the market glassy eyed to seek self gratification from the workers there who baby reindeer Lou believes are her friends and will wish her a happy Mother’s Day
Broken_vase
Well-known member
Emmy’s brain power day.
Old mate would be absolutely fucked if she lived in the real world of full time work and parenting.
notgifted
VIP Member
I cannot understand it either.
I’m guessing the g-string is one of the ones that never get a wash, it’s likely hardened from the vaginal discharge from her moist moot.
Director of Mugs
VIP Member
Aaaaah a classic 
Director of Mugs
VIP Member
Now there's an idea. Give each of the guests a Zoe Moss vegan leather bag to take home.
nothappymegs
Chatty Member
What the fuck have I just come back to? I’ve been forgetting to check in on her stories ever since I caught the live the other day and holy shit, I was not prepared for so many screenshots of her bloody bits. Who wears that to somewhere that you’re going to be trying on clothes on camera and making some poor fucker video you? And then the pulling the gstring out of her butt, the whole way down to the gusset, mother of Christ, that was probably the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. If your gstring has migrated so far up your arse that you need to pull the entire thing out, it’s too small, too tight and maybe you just shouldn’t wear one.
Fuck I’m done today. I cannot take anymore.
Fuck I’m done today. I cannot take anymore.
ActiveLies
VIP Member
Emmy’s foul but my god parental amnesia makes me laugh. The dodgy party food we all ate as kids, prepared by god knows who, in houses with second hand smoke, roaming the streets at all hours, eating lollies and cake the morning after the sleep over, sleeping on verandahs, in backyards, in tents just for the fun of it - we all survived. Everyone had at least one great mate who’s mum was an absolute disaster; divorced, forgetful, house an absolute tip, and we thought nothing of it. Sure our mums probably judged them, but the kid was our friend, those friendships were genuine, and you went to their pov birthday parties and had an amazing time. C’s party is perfectly fine, for real.
Broken Veneers
VIP Member
I wish we got screen shots of her Freddo Frog campaign. It was hilarious - wearing bathers and a snorkel and flippers in standing in the supermarketI am literally howling seeing every other "influencer" post classy appropriate Cobram bread and oil collabs while this idiot made soup with oil
She's useless at her "job".
Drama Filled Llama
Chatty Member
ActiveLies
VIP Member
Her pathological commitment to g-strings is what needs to be studied. She’s 45, overweight, and has documented her cases of thrush another another fungal skin infection, maybe pick up some breathable, cotton, full briefs? There’s no need to be wearing a g-string under trackies or thick denim. Just buy some comfy undies, mate? It might unlock the realisation that clothes aren’t supposed to dig in and cut off circulation.
tuckoffyourface
Member
I am, 10 weeks now and first sign of morning sickness. I'm going to blame Emmylous weekend antics. I've usually got a pretty strong stomach but she has made me want to hurleYou're pregnant?congratulations
Taking name suggestions..
Darling West Tuckoff is at the top of the list
notgifted
VIP Member
And how sad that Love is their made up surname, yet they live in a home without any actual love from their mother.