I agree with screeny, that anyone who isnt a trained chef is a cook.
I wanted to make sure so I googled is and the last sentence cracked me up.
"Who follows established recipes". Well we know she plagiarised her recipes and didnt create any from scratch. So defs a cook.
As for her absence, i think its one of 2 things, 1. Shits gone down with tigers lunch and she cant even put on a brave face.
2. Acting all Kardashian like so we dont know if/when she is on the cruise to "protect" herself/house/kids. Even tho she's already told us. Over and over.
Im really hoping its 1 and she's currently experiencing the anxiety of her actions of being emmylou skase.