EmmyLou Loves #122 Ready, Steady, Cook the brined chicken 🐓

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Well, she’s outdone herself today, talking shit to her followers whilst looking like absolute dog shit, and no Emmy, not a single soul has told you how glowy and glassy your skin is looking you haggard old mole!!!! #chinsfordays



 
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Wow. Ok she’s now TedTalkLou. I’ve felt so educated by her today.

Ffs you uneducated moron, no one asked
 
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If you need to get your boobs, poo and Vag checked because DeLouLou told you, you have bigger problems.
 
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Is that all she's giving us about the new Dune movie, she will never be Margaret Pomeranz
 
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I hope our Queen of over sharing films her stress echo and shares it with her communidy. If she thinks her 100 meter ocean swim was tough, they’re going to be calling the crash cart for her stress echo. Also with the amount of saturated fat she consumes, her coronary arteries are going to be screaming!!
 
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Next time she’s in Sydney she should join the Bondi Salties who swim 1.3 kms every week!
That’s not a marathon for them, Emmy wouldn’t even last halfway
 
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It’s going to be a very quick run to get her to her peak heart rate.
 
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I thought this too. Sugar is the least of her worries with the amount of sat fat in her coronary arteries.
She probably thinks bc she lost that "visceral fat" bulge at the top of her gut she's all good and well.

I was also wondering if this is her stepping stone to a GLP1 agonist. Telling us she's pre-diabetic and needs it to control her blood sugar.
 
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She goes and books appointments to get herself checked out, but what about poor Vida that time with her eyes. Weeks upon weeks those eyes looked so red and sore. And then one of you fezzas saying a few weeks ago about big mumma and Alove not believing in neurodivergence or autism etc. You have 3 kids you fucker, look after them like you look after yourself
 
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Mumma is so bored and lonely she’s booking random appointments at the GP and asking for every kind of test they offer??

Pretty sure she’s said before that she was either pre-diabetic or pre-pre-diabetic. Whatever that means.
 
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