Emmylou Loves #121 Farken food fondling freak!

[TrainwreckinTulla]

Who remembers Peter Russell Clark and his catch phrase G'day?

Meeeeeeee!!!!!! Now I'm really showing my age

 

[AMY$]

Not too much excitement last thread, Mumma was laying low (on the couch in a puddle of sweat) - We saw her go to a movie premiere, come home and snack on entire Atkins kit kat bars, she then decided that was not acceptable for a girl dinner so Mumma got the chook out and fondled it ....aka rolled it in spices ready to cook up, then she decided yeah, nah.... so frozen bread and Vegemite toast it was! But Alas the poor thing was like Old Mumma Hubbard her cupboard was bare and the peanut butter substitute did not quite do it for her.

She went on a live during the girl dinner debate and used the forum as a diary that as her real life slowly spiralled!! Over an hour of drunken bs and having to witness Mumma flopped on the couch like a sad sack of potatoes from Georgie!!


The rest of the week brought on Summer Jam Gimme Sumfins, Sausage oil down a Camilla outdated dress, A son that wore pink crocs and slam dunked Mummas existance as fast as the baskets being dunked at Summer Jam!!


Then Mumma went full Martha Stewart mode! We were treated to a once a year school food prep, a slow sultry unboxing of Woolies grocery haul,And a clean out for some Asian holiday Mumma wanted to be a part of, so she hauled all the manky goods to her local Salvos and dumped them in the red bins like a boss!! A BOSS that she is!! And declared we should all go and have a look!! Oh then we got a surprise from the Reject Shop in a PR Box all about the Super Bowl, Mumma told us all how she subscribes to Danzig or Dazzle, Ya know the farkin streaming service for all the American Sports she don't understand but Eric aka Blue Cap wearing Bush was happy to have it to not have to listen to Mumma at the Hovel of Doom. But a free accom is free accom and he had to suffer the burden.



We think Mumma paid her Rego and paid the tax man in parts!! Not the entire bill was paid, but much like Mummas half assed life it fit the bill!


We had drop ins to Zoe Moss and let them know Mumma was still top dog!! And don't you girls forget it!!

We had a facial to get rid of the pigmentation even thou Mumma is not one bit fussed by it! Its like Cindy Crawfords beauty mark u Fezzas!! So stop bullying her!! Lol


We thought the light stims may make a come back, And the puppies got free tracking collars.... even thou they are always found inside on the manky couch, begging to go for a walk. Another useless PR stunt


Oh and we had a thunderstorm!!!



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Sensational recap

 

[@LeahLeftUs!]

Oooh, Bernard King. My cousin went on a talent show he was judging and he was horrible to her.

Showing my age, I had his autograph

 

[Expresso Martini]

She's cheap?

And nasty (like her coleslaw from last night)

oh yeah

 

[YouAre]

Could she be in Sydney to film Ready Steady Cook????

As a “celebrity” chef or a contestant???
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Probably been said already but if I was listening to this without watching I’d think someone was sanding back an old table.
How on earth does moisturising your arms sound like sandpaper?
Also, those poor fucking dogs yapping away and this bitch doesn’t blink an eye. They’re obviously banging on something.

Should’ve read ahead - it’s all be said

Sanding a table

 

[Swedish chef]

What on God's green earth!!!

Another Fezza made reference to a funny bastard on IG called Shabazsays or something like that, can't remember what the reference was, but not to derail the thread, does anyone have the link to sausage finger jewellery, it's so farkin bewdiful. #swipeup

 

[notgifted]

You just know she’s going to make an absolute fool of herself. Can’t wait for tattle to go off that night.

Can’t wait

 

[CouldSizeDown]

When is VirginEmmy sailing?

Early March.

 

[meg_snarkle]

@lovethatformeh has posted some screenshots from Outspoken fb over in the Sophie thread.

 

[Mslane]

I always thought they were those lab grown diamonds as well. Like The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Teresa was touting a few months back. Tack as Fuck.

In my rings photo the big dark blue stone is a lab created stone. The others are real. Oh and the diamong gold ring is my engagement ring from ex mr lane circa 1986. Do not know why i still have it. My kids say they do not want it.

 

[somanyteeth]

I stand corrected there is a 9.30 filming.

Emmylou Loves #121 Farken food fondling freak!

So she can lather her whole body up twice in different liquids but cant use sunscreen? Righto ya dumb dog. Talk about being a shit influence on your kids. Also LOL at her staying in an actual serviced apartment. My work used to put me up there all the time. All this tells me is that she never...

tattle.life

 

[Icantlookaway]

WN are saying they used to $ from her old ring to go towards the new ones

 

[cashedupbogan]

Isn't that where the MAFS losers stay?

Yes, however this year they only stayed in the city building in the beginning and then moved to another Sky Suites near Zetland

 

[Director of Mugs]

I loved Peter he was so funny I used to watch the show ALLLL the time! Another thing EmmyNoClue is ruining for me! View attachment 2770602

Pete was so cheeky!

All I could see it was coming Friday 8 March. I guess 4pm?

 

[CropTops'R'Us]

Please keep sharing the tik toks for those of us not on there!!

 

[TwentyTwentyWon]

Why would you cook the sausages then reheat she’s fucked it’s not a time saver dickhead it will just make those sausages so dry.

Gross. Dried out old snags

 

[Im blocked]

So is she trying out for Mr T’s wife ..Mrs T with the rings and chunky bracelets .. does she ever clean them I wonder ..oh stupid me she doesn’t clean herself

 

[Msoscyq]

I know a lump of frozen Sarah Lee cake when I see one
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I think it's the Noshu one, I buy them when they're on sale (coz I like them!).

 

[Cheesecakelover]

Tell me she hasn't got tickets to Taylor Swift. She wouldn't, would she?

 

[BeachBaby]

She's a povo who needs to ave a day off, innit

What on God's green earth!!!