EmmyLou Loves #110 LazyLou and the $161318.44 tax debt

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I thought you all were kidding when you quoted her about touching herself "down there" after handling jalapeños. Nope, you weren't. She is so gross. Each day she pushes the bar a little lower.
 
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Sadly it's one of those perks of the job for Lou I think. Mr Veneers used to travel extensively. The company paid for all his flights but he personally collected all the Frequent Flyer points. Got up to FF Platinum and Kris Flyer PPS at one stage. Never had to declare them to the ATO or the ex-wife during the divorce settlement 🤪
Oooh that must depend!!! I’m allowed to collect status points, but not actual FF miles when I fly for work! Pretty unlikely you’d be caught though.
 
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This little beauty ……
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Oh mannnn what have you done! Now she's gonna bring it back from her floordrobe and we have to be subjected to it again 😂
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Oooh that must depend!!! I’m allowed to collect status points, but not actual FF miles when I fly for work! Pretty unlikely you’d be caught though.
The aussie subsidiary of my company back in 2017 said they were now going to pool our ff points and a few of the travellers managed to get legal advice to say they cant keep them. Im back at work tonight ill see if I can find that correspondence. But i think the points have to go to the ticket holder not the one paying.
 
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Tell me Fezzas, when is the last time we've seen Mumma hustling so hard??

Owing the ATO 161k has certainly put a spring in her step.

EmmyLouSkase is really desperate for money with the constant flogging of her plagiarised recipes and the extension of the ZM fire sale.

YoYo Mumma ✌
 
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I'm not going to tit all over people serving snags on Chrissie Day in Australia. For some, maybe that's simply all their budget will allow. For others, maybe they just like that, or it's part of a low key tradition 🤷‍♀️ We can't all be culture vultures. However, I can and will poke fun at Emmylou pretending to be a Michelin Man star chef, presenting all these bewdiful, gawjus plagiarised recipes when we know damn well her kids are getting burnt lips and arseholes on the bbq come the 25th of December.

For the record, during a depressive episode about a decade ago, we had packet steamed dimmies following a huge panic attack on the way to my family's Xmas lunch. I couldn't face seeing so many people, my daughter was 9 months old and I wasn't coping, so we turned the car around and went home. I won't ever judge what someone serves up UNLESS they are a flabby, fraudulent influencer!
Gee I've missed you, Snarky. So well said!
 
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WASH YOUR bleeping FACE YOU GROT! How is her eye makeup so smudged and halfway down her cheek already?! Because she doesn’t wash it off properly from the night before 🤢🤢🤢
 
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What the hell is simolina, Amy? Do you mean sEmolina?? Maybe put some capsican with it …
 
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Came up on my insta 🤮
You can’t tell me that she hasn’t deliberately set that ad up knowing full well that it would be showing the cut out of her dress like that. Report the ad for making you uncomfortable
 
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Guys, I am a PaPRIka GiRL. It's sort of like a Spice Girl, maybe Scary Spice, but way more festy. My dance moves include crotch grabs with salmonella ridden hands because the raw chicken gets stuck under my nails when I fondle my budderfly roast. My signature costume always shows my grand canyon bewbies and multiple scars over my gunt because Ive disrespected my body that much that ive been unser the knife so many times for not really much benefit #confidenceiscuntagious. And the lyrics to my bewdiful songs are linked at the bottom of my stories to my E-Book ✌🏼✌🏼
 
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It's Monday Fun Times Food Fondling with Emmy 🤢
Gloves ? Nah doesn't need them ! She's already "in the trenches". Babes it's not war, it's good hygiene. Please get your new bestie ChatGP to explain it to you.
Apparently she's tried to smush these podadoes with a glass and with a mallet before, and it NEVER WORKS FOR HER *giggle giggle*
witch please. We know you get weird gratification from touching everything that's going into the mouths of whichever poor sods you're feeding 🤮 at least own it 🤷‍♀️
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