Emma’s Rectangle #2 No upload tonight, nothings wrong, been stewing apples all day long

[Justwannaseetheattachment]

Protein cereal now.. really?? The girl is obsessed

oh tbf it was just cereal milk flavoured protein powder!

 

[RobinsNest]

Because it’s free.....

She must be getting an awful lot done to make up for the petrol money!

 

[alc1993]

That reel was so bizarre.

that is all

 

[Bluelipstick]

Ah ok - blimey why travel so far? There's loads of great salons in Surrey and even London if she wants.

 

[Zera1678]

She didn’t buy a peloton, she just bought s spin bike and the online subscription but maybe it was Tim’s?

Pretty sure she admitted straight away that she was only going to use it for X amount of weeks and that’s why she’d gone for the cheap one. Still a waste

 

[Lurker2867]

Just saw Emma’s an affiliate for Vieve... her obsession with JG is getting too real

 

[SequinLover]

She's avoided all comments about Tim on her socials

 

[Cutlass]

How much do you think she got paid for this?

On a scale of 1-10, how photoshopped is her face here?

 

[Regina George]

What does Tim do for work?

Edited - doesn’t matter, just checked his LinkedIn- cyber security!

 

[Dear Reader]

She just said there's a slight delay but that it's coming

 

[jjeett]

Thank you for posting it! I definitely think not letting women age is a problem in our society, but at the same time she completely opens that door herself by getting lip fillers. A bizarre choice with that forehead IMO

Sorry I did actually do a screenrecord for you this morning but was too big to upload and then didn't have time to think of alternative ways before work!

 

[Metamorpheuse13]

She’s doing well ATM, I just don't see much potential for longevity unless she changes things up soon. I’d be worried for my financial future if I were her, but if her dad can pay those outrageous fees and also build her a house... maybe she doesn’t need to.

 

[Metamorpheuse13]

I’m dying for her to change her channel name. Emma’s rectangle makes no sense anymore.

 

[kittypaws]

She’s so fucking cringe it hurts

 

[jjeett]

Hopefully they did get round to sorting it all out but it sounded like they didn't get as much done as they hoped to.

Ohhhh this gives me anxiety

 

[Tom_Nook]

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Emma's Rectangle #3 Meals and Reels

(I did think Meals on Reels, but she generally keeps the Meals on YouTube so it doesn't quite fit....)

 

[jjeett]

But this is Emma! She thinks she knows best and has probably started “semi training” hence why the other week she had to run before she started editing the weekly vlog

By the looks of her Strava she hasn't really done much lol

 

[Lunamooner]

Fake voice in latest video again. Trying to look professional we have all seen your vlogs Hun

 

[knivesnflowers]

I actually think this weeks vlog quality is better too

they probably sent it back and forth loads to keep it engaging enough for ppl to stay until the spon section. idk if they have a say over the whole video but it'd make sense if its embedded in a 45 min vlog ig

 

[Bluelipstick]

Oh God, her latest insta story she's screenshotted her reel page (cos she's getting alot of views it seems) with the caption "i'm so glad you guys are enjoying my reels" which means there's gonna be soooooo many more now!

People are probably just cringe watching, Emma! I know I am

Yep I don't even follow her anymore but you lot make me go cringe watch