"My spirit animal. Wild, sassy, hilarious, very mischievous and can be quite aggressive. My daughter. My best friend for life."
Emma. Just say you don't like her. Don't make up this pish. "Can be quite aggressive". Absolutely no need to say that about a two year old on social media let alone your own gorgeous child.
Also with regards Gaz' spiderman mixup. Do we think they got to the cinema, his LORDSHIP had a temper tantrum so they had to leave... meaning they did actually miss it? I don't know why Emma wouldn't have posted her usual "we had to leave because my little Prince wasn't the centre of attention" post but it's something I could see happening...