I HAVE THAT DRESS. Bloody love run and fly!Haha complete Jurassic Park nerd here too!
No, no I do not![]()
I am not Emma, and I swear you tattle lot are going to make a thread about me at this rate
I HAVE THAT DRESS. Bloody love run and fly!Haha complete Jurassic Park nerd here too!
No, no I do not![]()
Don't worry, we wouldn't judge lol! You'll only ever find people in total agreement because we all feel the same!Right, I know it seems like I'm picking at everything about Emma today, but I'm disproportionately irritated by her at the moment. (Don't judge me.)
Why doesn't she ever say please?
"I need help." "Any ideas?" "Advice needed". She always just barks things like that, and I think it comes across as so abrupt and rude.
Too much Emma today. I think I need wine and/or chocolate. Where's that emergency Crunchie when you need it?!
The loyal 17k fans when hardly any of them can be bothered to like or comment on her grid posts LOLOne thing that really really winds me up is when she says "imma" Although "ya Gurl" is a very very close second! She must think she is someone to call herself that and that we are her loyal legion of fans!![]()
Surely she should know, she owns a flippin Christmas shopI’m sceptical after seeing there is an answer box. I’m wondering if she’s fishing for engagement boost by getting people to be like OH YOU MEAN TINSEL
This SCREAMS DDLG - why do they always show their fetish offWhat is she wearing?! Surely only toddlers wear dinosaur print
Do you have a pic?I've just jumped 5 pages so apologies if anyone has already said this, but what is that sponsored Facebook ad please? All the years of being a self-proclaimed guru/boss-babe and she's used what looks like a quilt-cover straight out of the packet (all the square folds still showing) as a background, and a cardboard box to advertise a mystery box. It looks so unprofessional. Iron the background you lazy flump!!!!!! I also noted that the "shares" were her different accounts. Oh dear. You're not that clever, are you babe? There again, you can never find your own chins.
Shes so easily influenced she'll probably see this and go buy herself out of stockThought I'd have a little browse of the formerly of holt christma s shop (as its laid out on the STUNNNING website) and pick out some faves xo
First up, some £5 tealights. Yes, FIVE POUNDS.View attachment 317381
Next, (and my personal fave) a dusty mouldy apple decoration!View attachment 317382
And last but by no means least, a fair amount of CAT TAT (emma you do know this shop is supposed to be about christmas, and what CUSTOMERS want, not what you want)
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I really don’t get the amount of cat tat on that website! Of the 11 ‘stocking fillers’ on their site, 6 are cat related!Thought I'd have a little browse of the formerly of holt christma s shop (as its laid out on the STUNNNING website) and pick out some faves xo
First up, some £5 tealights. Yes, FIVE POUNDS.View attachment 317381
Next, (and my personal fave) a dusty mouldy apple decoration!View attachment 317382
And last but by no means least, a fair amount of CAT TAT (emma you do know this shop is supposed to be about christmas, and what CUSTOMERS want, not what you want)
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I think she's got one foot up? I just had a look at it again, her legs and feet look so grubbyThat bloody photo looks like one of those kids mix and match flap books where you can change the head, the chest and the legs!
Also, has she lost so much weight that one of her feet is shorter than the other? She has one huge long foot!
I am dying...turns out I have the same primark pjs as Emma and Tony...ahhaaNew film idea! The grinch and Christmas gunt
Don't worry, looks completely different on you without the camel toe gunt.I am dying...turns out I have the same primark pjs as Emma and Tony...ahhaa
Wank claw is covered todayNew film idea! The grinch and Christmas gunt