Oh thank god she’s filming a vlog with professional cleaning tips! What I need to ask is what qualifies her to give professional cleaning tips? Is she a professional cleaning? Or did she just goggle it and search Pinterest. It beats me how people are sucked into her brand of tit!! BORING!
Emily Norris #4 FHMily’s spaghettities caused a sensation, £1M house needs renovation
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Emily the cleaner giving tips from her “expertise”!She desperately tries to portray how happily married and in love she is. I honestly think his “humour” is what he really feels about her disguised as sarcasm then quickly covered by a reluctant compliment - he despises her. Speaks volumes of their marriage.Or when people say 'aw I just love the way Emily looks at Matt (The Hat)'
Its utterly cringe the way she is around him. She is nearly 40 and acts like a teenager whilst he pulls grumpy faces and speaks to her like tit, when he says something nice he comes across like it physically kills him and its usually after he has said something nasty but 'funny'. It is vomit inducing watching her act like she hangs off his every word. Its almost like a PDA, its just nauseating to watch. I won't even mention the baby voice and giggle
Only a narcissist would film themselves crying (they are just one step short of a psychopath). And then post it for the world to see.
I bleddy cringe at Tesco paying £6 for a pair of fluffy socks. £70 no thanks hhhhhuuuuun - they saw you coming.
Probably because he doesn't like his dull bedroom.4 year old Jackson back sleeping between her and Matt!And she has the audacity to give parenting tips!!! duck off Emily!
Oh yeah remember they would move house and they would have to stay in there rooms that’s one of the reasons they were moving...... ah..... yeah......4 year old Jackson back sleeping between her and Matt!
Probably petrified of the monkey lamp!!!4 year old Jackson back sleeping between her and Matt!
Creating romance in the bedroom my arse. I would have a king size bed to myself if it was up to me 
I have to say considering what a relatively privileged life they have her children always look really moody. My kids aren’t perfect don’t get me wrong but they just seem like such hard work, Jackson included these days
Also the snowman with ‘medjool date eyes’ made me howl. Just stick two stones out of the garden on it you daft mare
I have to say considering what a relatively privileged life they have her children always look really moody. My kids aren’t perfect don’t get me wrong but they just seem like such hard work, Jackson included these days
Also the snowman with ‘medjool date eyes’ made me howl. Just stick two stones out of the garden on it you daft mare
I can’t believe she’s actually trying to say she didn’t want a girl. Of course she wanted a girl, there was a huge look of disappointment in her face on Jackson’s gender reveal video... and the thing is, I don’t get why she’s even lying about it. There’s nothing wrong with being a bit disappointed and it would be a lot better if she could be honest and own it.
I think it’s better she maintains she wanted a boy tbh. In the future, Jackson will inevitably see her posts and might stumble across it.
You wouldn’t think kids care about this stuff but when I was about 18 my Mum told me in a perfectly nice chatty way ‘oh I always wanted 2 kids but your dad would’ve been happy to stop after 1’ (I’m the youngest) and that literally cut me to my core and I always remember it #sensitive
You wouldn’t think kids care about this stuff but when I was about 18 my Mum told me in a perfectly nice chatty way ‘oh I always wanted 2 kids but your dad would’ve been happy to stop after 1’ (I’m the youngest) and that literally cut me to my core and I always remember it
#sensitiveeach to their own, but I think Jackson knows how much he is loved and it’s clear to see how much she loves him, despite him being a boy. You could see on her gender reveal video she was disappointed, but once that baby is in your arms, all of that goes away anyway.I think it’s better she maintains she wanted a boy tbh. In the future, Jackson will inevitably see her posts and might stumble across it.
You wouldn’t think kids care about this stuff but when I was about 18 my Mum told me in a perfectly nice chatty way ‘oh I always wanted 2 kids but your dad would’ve been happy to stop after 1’ (I’m the youngest) and that literally cut me to my core and I always remember it
my dad never wanted me and still doesn’t and he made that very obvious when I was a child (him and my mum never lived together and separated when I was 5). He never told me he loved me, never hugged me or made me feel like he even cared. He once admitted he preferred his dog and then stopped contact when I turned 18. My mum wasn’t much better, I could count on one hand the amount of times she said I love you and I always felt like a huge burden to her. So I get where you’re coming from and I do know that kids care about this stuff.
I remember with my second being convinced I was having a boy. It wasn’t that I particularly wanted either gender just I had built up this image of a boy in my head so much that when I had my scan and found out I was having another girl I probably came across as disappointed. No shame in it, I love her and don’t think I could imagine having boys now.
I have similarly shite parents so I can relate. Its hurtful but the way I see it my kids will never know how that feels, they know nothing but love and acceptance. Can’t change the past or other people’s actions, just what you learn from it. I’m sorry you had to experience that
Yeah exactly, nothing wrong with it all, it’s a perfectly normal reaction.
thank you, parents are the ones who are supposed to protect you, yet they’re sometimes the ones who hurt you more than anyone else could. Like you say though, so many people learn from it and treat their children in an amazing way!
Why the hell does she keep saying renovation? It’s not a renovation, it’s a redecoration, extension/remodel!
A renovation is what you do to an old house with manly carpets and bits falling down isn’t it?! That house doesn’t need renovating!! Maybe it needs adjusting and extending to suit their taste but I’m so over insta-w@nkers going on about reno projects on houses that are perfectly habitable and quite nice!
The unmumsy mum is a perfect example of a renovation! The idiot fod and mod were perfect example of insta d1cks who redecorated to their taste and went on about renovating. The organised mum has bought a very old and dated house with cracked & broken windows, rewiring needed and such that clearly needs renovating!!
Emily (& Matt!) your house doesn’t need renovating, it’s perfectly ok to extend and redecorate if that’s what you feel it needs (scamming aside!) but stop calling it a renovation for goodness sake!!!!!
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A renovation is what you do to an old house with manly carpets and bits falling down isn’t it?! That house doesn’t need renovating!! Maybe it needs adjusting and extending to suit their taste but I’m so over insta-w@nkers going on about reno projects on houses that are perfectly habitable and quite nice!
The unmumsy mum is a perfect example of a renovation! The idiot fod and mod were perfect example of insta d1cks who redecorated to their taste and went on about renovating. The organised mum has bought a very old and dated house with cracked & broken windows, rewiring needed and such that clearly needs renovating!!
Emily (& Matt!) your house doesn’t need renovating, it’s perfectly ok to extend and redecorate if that’s what you feel it needs (scamming aside!) but stop calling it a renovation for goodness sake!!!!!
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The Unmumsy mum is one of the only mumvloggers that I like and I enjoy her home account. Her taste is very similar to mine and I like seeing her updates because as you say it is a complete renovation. Emily has just bought a house that she doesn’t seem to like anything about for some reason. I actually MUCH preferred their old house
Awww for flip sakes! I wish she would just be honest about the gender issue. Saying she wanted a boy for all 3 kids that they planned...no she didn’t. Her face said it all when she saw that third blue diamond and then the tears, she was completely gutted! I’ve said it before, there’s no doubt whatsoever that she loves her boys and wouldn’t swap them for the world but saying she wanted 3 boys isn’t the truth!
Me, too, tbh. After all the waiting around for them to move into their new house, I expected something amazing, dare I say it? Don’t get me wrong, it’s a lovely house but it’s not that great considering they’re loaded YouTubers? The garden would also do my head in.
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