2020 rant!!
All the bloody face pulling and moaning about the “homeschooling”....
Fact one - Emily you are a stay at home mum/housewife who has a YouTube Channel. It’s not work. Your job is filming your exploited children, cleaning your house in between the cleaner, flashing/flogging gifted shite and products for a shitload of cash, and not so discreetly trying to get free things for your million pound house which is, by the sounds of it, going to get a million pound makeover!!
Reality is, some people were struggling to pay bills, buy food, never mind buy Christmas gifts for their children this year.
Fact two - your 24/7 baseball cap wearing David Beckham impersonator husband apparently has two salons but seems to be collaborating with you more and more cause...girls gotta eat!!
Fact three - you are NOT relatable to the average mum. Perhaps when you were at you modest house and managed to hide it more maybe, but not now. LOADS of intelligent women are seeing through the Cheshire veneered pearly white grin...wait what products did you achieve that with - whoever doles up the cash!!
And skincare, it use to be Elemis and then it changed to “I’ve always used”...whatever the f**k the new brand is you’re getting paid from!
Fact four - not the perfect mum, far from it. And that’s the edited version we get to see!Most of us would NEVER take parenting advice from you. I have no doubt you love your boys, but stop saying you didn’t want a girl...you were devastated when you saw that third blue sapphire. What a horrendous video.
Crying (and the true Essex accent is audible!)
Fact five - “I haven’t weighed myself, but I definitely feel it...non Covid cough..bullshit! Nothing to do with shoving too many chocs or mince pies in your gob like the rest of us. Enjoy your free virtual personal trainer who is probably ironically paying you!!
Who is the fool - not us, we see it! It’s your poor followers, which I’m proud to say I’m no longer one of. These YouTubing mummy bloggers/voggers/floggers need to be exposed!
Although one day I’m sure her 3 boys will be mortified at all the videos of them bathing etc for the world to see!One day they’ll tell her where to shove her camera OR start pulling those bloody faces her husband does..wait one child already does that!
And last but not least....pick a f**king accent for the love of god woman!!
Peace
out folks!
Happy 2021...let’s just keep doing our best instead of trying to copy the unrealistic lives of YouTube “stars”
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