Em Sheldon #7 Flat reno troubles & takouts galore, my bath can’t fit through the door!

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BananaPenguin

She's getting more gifts from PR today than she is from her "special one". I'm not into Valentines Day so we never do anything. But Em clearly is, Matt should cop on and do something special for once
 
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Lechat

We don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day either. Maybe some people like it and enjoy it so fair enough, but the way Em goes on and on about it is cringe. Most influencers have been pretty low key today. Yet she’s showing off her PR freebies and flowers. It’s just grim. I actually think she makes such a big deal because she wants to shill and look like she has something going on. On Twitter she’s already talking about pancake day (cue aff links to frying pans and Nutella) and after that she will shill Mother’s Day and Easter.
But her actual fella got her fuck all and didn’t do anything. He’s probably sick of everything being done for insta, and refuses to engage in her bullshit because she would literally turn it into a circus for Instagram.
So he sits back scoffing the freebies and breakfast she made. Absolute life of riley that bloke has got.
 
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Rondoodle

if he did anything she would turn it into content for sure. But the fact that he does nothing at all is blatantly obvious too. I mean she’s there filming her gifted spread and her pile of presents for him while he is still in bed probably watching pornhub under the covers! Why can’t she just do what most of us would choose to do on a Sunday morning, enjoy your partner in bed. Without filming it all. She’s a joke. She makes him look like one too.
 
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gossipgirldemi

Anyone else find it convenient that earlier she says on an Instagram post/story “an exciting 5 year plan” talking about her and Matt and just by magic a question very similar to that is asked (em sent herself a question) and she’s gone on to answer it desperate to get it all out there isn’t she.. which goal is it??? What’s your plan? Just sounds like you have ideas hun.

 
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Lechat

Pornhub under the covers I’m dying here. That’s totally what he’s doing whilst she runs around setting up spreads for insta. Mug.

god what is that post?? Just a random bullshit wish list of where she’d like to live rather than an actual plan. and lol at where Matt wants to live. They aren’t on the same page at all.
 
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ach0902

LOL at her thinking she will keep her London flat, buy in the Cotswolds and a big forever home. Her career is stagnant and her BF doesn't have a job, dream on hun
 
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openbook1

ach0902 said:
LOL at her thinking she will keep her London flat, buy in the Cotswolds and a big forever home. Her career is stagnant and her BF doesn't have a job, dream on hun
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She is absolutely delusional. I am surprised she didn't dump Matt and try and some rich London banker lol.
 
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Arianatrees

Em Sheldog pancake day bingo... Are we taking bets on how many stories she posts tomorrow...
- pancake and pouting
- telling us what matts favourite pancake topping is
- crying over how SO ExCITiNg pancake day is
- toppings #ad
- Swipe up for my pancake ebook
- wearing cheap stretchy jumper dress eating pancake whilst making a boomerang
- stuffing pancake into mouth up close
- featuring a banana on her pancake to jump on the #lydiamillen bandwagon
 
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openbook1

Her "healthy" pancakes.
 
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Lechat

omg Shel Boy should feel totally exposed by this summary!!

Let’s definitely use this to play bingo, am sure we will get close to a full house
 
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Rondoodle

I reckon the ad will be with the maple syrup brand that she's been promoting but no one has ever heard of.
Defo 85 mentions of her e book. DEFO, Matt wanted this/loves this etc.

Excited for tomorrow!! Imagine being this much of a predictable bore!
 
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Lechat

Yes! Let’s add ‘Matt asked for X’ to the bingo list haha
 
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epl000

Love this. We should also add 'Shel serving up a plate of inedible looking slop' to this list!
 
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Lechat

It looked like a green turd on a plat smeared with chocolate sauce. It was quite frankly vile looking. Pretty much everything she bakes or cooks looks horrible.
 
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gossipgirldemi

I’m actually laughing out loud Dabbers at the ready for tomorrow guys
 
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