50 lies of Grey
I'm Ellie Grey dont you know
Author of a famous GLO
The Government won't find it funny
(But first you need to send me money)
A piece of piss, or so I thought
To take the Government to court
Matt Hancock, I promised, I would smash
But he found a photo of my gash
I decided now not to start it
I've brushed the GLO under my carpet
Communication is the key
When you're orchestrating anarchy
Eliciting a thousand groans
Trying to sell my dodgy phones
My dodgy mates are awful bloggers
In their stinky rancid joggers.
Always whines about her ex
sells dodgy gel for after sex
deletes your comments if they don't fit
she is a bleeping hypocrite.
Don't try to cure all the worlds ills
Get a job and pay your bills...