Kickchick is Lauren Marie-Bowen (nee Edmunds), she married Kris Bowen last year at that tacky ‘woke’ wedding Ellie was at. Kris used to go by Krisafrohen on Facebook, hung around with Wanky a bit round the time he was being a police time wasting bleep at Holeskin
was it her 30th? I don’t think I’ve actually had a “party” since my 18th. No offence to anyone who goes mad, but I always find it a bit kind of… narcissistic to set up for yourself unless it’s a milestone. A meal with your friends yes and family of course… or something low-key, otherwise it’s just another day for me it’s not a sat nav party 
most people just thank people for coming ! These people are more like family you’ve known most of them less than a few years via the bowel movement freak show. 
I'm pretty sure I'm a decade older than ellie and my skin ain't that wrinkly!!Oh Ellie , anyone else find it odd thanking people by the distance they travelled
The amount of food looks like she expected 20 people + but as previously said that Donut eating Kreepy kie kie Kieran so maybe it was more people turned up than she thought
God that lack of sunscreen & tanning is ageing her very badly . She must be gutted she couldn’t filter or photoshop these photos !
I can't tell if she is laughing or crying in that photo!Oh Ellie , anyone else find it odd thanking people by the distance they travelled
The amount of food looks like she expected 20 people + but as previously said that Donut eating Kreepy kie kie Kieran so maybe it was more people turned up than she thought
God that lack of sunscreen & tanning is ageing her very badly . She must be gutted she couldn’t filter or photoshop these photos !
It is odd she has written how far EVERY single person who turned up travelled. The whole things is so bizarre, like there is nothing else to talk about. I can't stop laughing. I would feel bad for most people but she is scum and deserves this sad life.29. Wow. She looks in her 40’s.I can't tell if she is laughing or crying in that photo!
Sat nav party
Why did dickchick travel 8 hours each way for that tit party?! Bet she was already away on holiday, or combined it. Way too bleeping far for a night otherwise.
@Callingyouout - not even a milestone birthday. Just a random 29th. She was born in 1993.
maybe they were all competing for the worst carbon footprint! Kiekie D would travel by helicopter for some sausage rolls!She will likely pay for people to turn up, or bribe them, so we don't rib her again lol She pays for followers so it makes perfect, logical sense to pay for friends.Sat nav party
Dear oh dear, if this was just her 29th imagine what she’s going to plan for her 30th!
When you’re trying to get your word count up in an essay… hardly anyone showed up so she has to flesh it out with their mileageOh Ellie , anyone else find it odd thanking people by the distance they travelled
The amount of food looks like she expected 20 people + but as previously said that Donut eating Kreepy kie kie Kieran so maybe it was more people turned up than she thought
God that lack of sunscreen & tanning is ageing her very badly . She must be gutted she couldn’t filter or photoshop these photos !
She could have done the list of apologies….. that would have taken a fair few pages.When you’re trying to get your word count up in an essay… hardly anyone showed up so she has to flesh it out with their mileage
bleeping Hell! What a messOh Ellie , anyone else find it odd thanking people by the distance they travelled
The amount of food looks like she expected 20 people + but as previously said that Donut eating Kreepy kie kie Kieran so maybe it was more people turned up than she thought
God that lack of sunscreen & tanning is ageing her very badly . She must be gutted she couldn’t filter or photoshop these photos !
Yes they do!The scruffy trainers look like they’re on the wrong feet!
I actually just wasted 4 minutes of my life to go back and check! I think she’s standing with her legs crossed. Maybe someone had just told a hilarious joke and she needed a pee. (Perhaps it was the ‘joke’ about all the healthy unvaccinated people having a party together - I mean Christ, a funny joke like that, I bet Ben Elton wants to sign her up.Yes they do!
) my mum’s sister is in her 80s, so I can only think that I’m here for the duration. With or without jabs. 
Had to look back at the pic, I thought her legs were crossed but also not sure. The dark trousers block it, but it really does look like they are on the wrong feet. I think it is her way of hiding the fact she has put weight on - now, I am definitely not one to judge... normally, but they let themselves in for it because they call themselves freedom fighters and a healthy bunch so here goes #sorrynotsorryI actually just wasted 4 minutes of my life to go back and check! I think she’s standing with her legs crossed. Maybe someone had just told a hilarious joke and she needed a pee. (Perhaps it was the ‘joke’ about all the healthy unvaccinated people having a party together - I mean Christ, a funny joke like that, I bet Ben Elton wants to sign her up.
And on that subject, I want to know when it is that I’m going to die. I’ve had so many vaccinations over the last few years, I’m having the Covid booster on Friday, when will I cark it? I’d like to prepare my lot for the inevitable. Albeit if I look back at the women in my family, I reckon I’m here for a while yet. My mother will be 95 in Feb, her ma lived until about 97 (she could have been older, she lied about her age
or as Ellie likes to use... 
Ellie Grey. You are still a vile bleep!Ummm why can she not spell correctly. It's her bleeping handle as well, not just a random word somewhere!?!
