Jabbernoty
The worlds still on the brink, the troofers think it's tit.
But have you seen the people that they think are going to save it?.
I was hoping for some heroes, like a Roman or Norse god.
But we got a cockney wide boy and an idiot pc Plod.
They’ve got a fancy lawyer who’s helping with their plan.
It isn’t hard to spot her, she dresses like your nan.
She loves the Magna Carta and is just a little barmy.
But treat her with some deference as she used to run the army.
They think into submission, by our government, we’ve been beaten.
Like H G Wells’ Eloi walking slowly to be eaten.
I’ve taken all my vaccines and miraculously I’m fine.
No threat and no coercion the decision was all mine.
No serious reactions, not even a close shave.
No one I know that’s had the jab has ended in a grave.
The thought of their exploding feet really make me squirm.
The only thing that has come true is no one wants my sperm.
Spread disinformation like an anti vaxx dictator.
I think the words excite them like a verbal masturbater.
They aren’t the 99% and that’s just plain to see.
You don’t speak for the public and please don’t speak for me.
“We meet at 5 o’clock, they’ll see what we can do”
“Excuse me that’s when Countdowns' on, can we not do half past two?”
“Its an inlive investigation! These crimes we have to stop”
Three brain cells on the bottom and five across the top.
Trying to stop the vaxxers by closing down their session.
I sometimes find I’m praying for a little police aggression.
Dressed like Arthur Daley, clipboard firm in hand.
They’re more like Del and Rodney as nothing goes as planned.
“The government have had to hide the secret plans they make”
Boris couldn’t even hide the fact he was chomping on a cake.
At work my mate was drinking wine and people caused a fuss.
I think the issue here is he’s the driver of a bus.
Exposing nothings latest fad ‘germ theory V Terrain’.
But he doesn’t understand it with his tiny little brain.
He’s going on a live again, another useful talk.
Of how your ikkle baby is delivered by the Stork.
Again the book of Troofer, goes on and on and on.
Lets see where we are up to, its chapter 31!!
I was hoping for a novelette, that would be nice to see.
But the way that things are going it’s a bleeping trilogy.