Eleanor Florence is such a misleading jack of all trades, master of none. ![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: đ€Ł](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
âIâm a young, professional lawyerâ - has a foreign law degree and no JD, passed the BC bar but never practiced as a lawyer in her investigator role.
âIâm a jewelry and clothing designerâ - I string Alibaba pearls in my pjs while touching my cats and watching Hallmark romances. I order scarves from a warehouse in Nepal and resell them at an exorbitant markup.
âI cuck a lot/love cuckingâ - my food looks dry and bland. I donât wash my houseware or replace them when I should. I keep banana bread in a drawer. I make âfresh gud pastaâ but really I just sit on my ass while my smart pasta maker does all the work.
Everything she likes to show off and brag about is dubious at best if you actually take a close look.
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: đ€Ł](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
âIâm a young, professional lawyerâ - has a foreign law degree and no JD, passed the BC bar but never practiced as a lawyer in her investigator role.
âIâm a jewelry and clothing designerâ - I string Alibaba pearls in my pjs while touching my cats and watching Hallmark romances. I order scarves from a warehouse in Nepal and resell them at an exorbitant markup.
âI cuck a lot/love cuckingâ - my food looks dry and bland. I donât wash my houseware or replace them when I should. I keep banana bread in a drawer. I make âfresh gud pastaâ but really I just sit on my ass while my smart pasta maker does all the work.
Everything she likes to show off and brag about is dubious at best if you actually take a close look.