Ah yes, when she tried to convince us that "ethically shopping" thrift stores and wearing outfits like this in the Florida heat were making her joyously happy!
Elle Florence #18 From Joe to Rick, now married to a hick: husband at last, baguette arriving fast 🥖
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Art Deco from Ali express…This woman was born before shame like we say in France. The Art Deco masters must be rolling in their grave.
Whoever said her pearls came from China might be right !
Or a conservatrice phlegmy throat SAHM Only fans account !
She buys everything from AliExpress – her jewellery stuff is definitely from there and she has a little shell/pearl lamp thing on her desk that's also from AE. I know because I have the same one (I bought it because I wanted a little night light and it was kind of tacky-cute). So much of the stuff sold on Amazon, eBay and Etsy originally come from AE, so she might as well buy straight from the source.
Yeah I love aliexpress so many re seller boutiques get their stuff from AE I'd rather buy it from there instead of paying for a markup
Same! Even the delivery times aren't that bad for me most of the time. Some of the stuff is hit or miss, but I've only ever had a couple of duds.
Gigi has arrived 
"Came so swiftly."
Aka, she lied about her due date. Never change, Elle. We called it.
Aka, she lied about her due date. Never change, Elle. We called it.
Matching pyjamas and obviously a face full of makeup. She's a knockoff Stepford wife for sure. I wonder if she's still in touch with Ricky's father. He took their engagement pics, maybe he could come over for a little post-birth photoshoot
Also, what if baguette has been named Gigi and not ginette because Gigi Hadid has been Smelle's inspiration all these years? Lol
Came so swiftly...yeah, that's a fully grown newborn there Elle. We have eyes.
So is the implication here that her name is actually Gigi?? And it’s not just a nickname?
My brain automatically interprets "we" as Elle and Ginette.
Gigi came at a swift clip!
Why do I feel like fisherman had no input on the name or nickname? Elle's latched onto Gigi even though the name is usually for small dogs or senior citizens.
Let's hope Fisherman and #TradWifeGirlBoss have already scheduled Gigi for her vaccines.
Let's hope Fisherman and #TradWifeGirlBoss have already scheduled Gigi for her vaccines.
“Belated Christmas Gift” seems like a Freudian slip- she basically admitted that she was expecting Baguette before Christmas, right? Otherwise she would have said “unexpected Christmas surprise”
(was she making fans believe she was due in Jan?)I think she just meant that bebe came on the 26th and so is “belated” with respect to Christmas (i.e. Elle got Gigi a day later than Christmas).“Belated Christmas Gift” seems like a Freudian slip- she basically admitted that she was expecting Baguette before Christmas, right? Otherwise she would have said “unexpected Christmas surprise”
I hope Gigi is a cute little baby, and grows up to be a lovely little girl. She at least deserves that, having to deal with a narcissistic mother for the rest of her life.
Baby’s first FaceTune. Look at the top of Baguette’s head!
Right! My first feeling when seeing that picture was pity for the baby <3 I hope she won't be homeschooled because good teachers and friends can really save her.
We = me + the person I tricked. I love that Elle's announcement sounds like it was written by Rick. That poor kid. Her parents are only together because of her. Every person I know with parents who stayed together for the kids has ended up incredibly fucked up and with parents who eventually divorced.
I still don’t understand how Gigi coming in the 26th of December prevented Elle from putting out more vlogs. She really spends weeks editing her videos? I mean she announced she was doing vlogmas and really had no plan to do it. If baby wasn’t due til January but surprise came on the 26th how did that prevent Elle from getting out the video for the 5th to the 12th at least? I really don’t understand how her fans still admire and fawn over her, she clearly has no respect for them and anything she promises them. I really think this points to Gigi’s due date being before Christmas so Elle could have her Christmas vlogmas reveal but Gigi came late. Isn’t it normal for first baby to come a bit late?
- Status