Elle Darby-Swift #76 'The Texas Chain-Store Ambassador'

[ellyjelly2]

https://goodonyou.eco/how-ethical-free-people/. Elle thinking she’s buying superior! Free people are still high street love.
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Con keeps posting him and his new black “running friend” obviously trying to come across not racist. Mud sticks, you’ll never shake them tweets!! Do we think his new “pal” knows the history??
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https://tattle.life/threads/elle-da...be-making-any-black-mates.44453/post-18738244 called it back in march btw

I hope he does or he needs to.

 

[Smileyouroncamera]

Tiny crack running, she looked like a giant pea! Also Herbie desperate to get to One cup rather than Carby!

Karma truly is a btch!

 

[longtimelurker86]

Lucy must be renting out her house rather than selling. They have done this before with their reno projects!

I might be late to the party here but they defo sold, I’m fairly certain it was through Hunter French but I’m not 100% on that.

 

[RubySky478]

To be fair, I think he normally wears a black rubber type ring instead so it doesn’t get damaged in the gym etc and only wears the actual ring for nicer things

My husband does the same thing x

 

[longtimelurker86]

Jordan & Lucy selling their home

Where did her thread go, by the way!? I just ran there when i saw her post

 

[bumblebees19]

I’m a lurker on this thread, she is awful, but does she have health insurance?

yeah, they spoke about their insurance and that they’d got it sorted. Seemed like they were quite on top of that to be fair, once they had an address.

 

[ellyjelly2]

...it was 2018 - around the time she was called out by the owner of a hotel - for wanting a free holiday in return for 'exposure'

Where are the dogs? I'm sure I've not seen them in this vlog......and they haven't mentioned them????

Briefly saw one today in the background. First time I’ve watch for a while, she’s still as annoying

 

[Sw_isacult]

Has she ever address her eye? There’s deffo an issue with it

 

[wonderbread]

It’s Mother’s Day in the states today… I’m sure she will put up a sympathy inducing post for her mum.

 

[Becca0888]

Yes but these two are in social media as their jobs. It’s a bit different their case, plus they sell every other aspect of their lives.

No I get that but realistically not everything gets put on social media, has much as it may look like it, sometimes it doesn’t, regardless of it being a job, some things are not mentioned.

 

[ellyjelly2]

Her newest video “only eating American fast food for 24 hours” first of all… lol that’s what she’s been doing anyway since she got there and second.. who honestly cares? Why is this an interesting video? Does anyone actually want to watch this kind of content?

she’s called it a “food challenge” not really a challenge is it when it’s your regular daily eating

It’s been done to death and then some.. This would only appeal to teens and even that’s pushing it. She eats pure junk anyway, always has done.

 

[Winnywoowaa]

Cannot believe she looked like this for her wedding or whatever the day before was that she called it. She looks like she’s going to be competing in a body building competition the next day. Horrendous! She’s going to look back at these in years to come and cringe.

lucy looks so much like her dad

 

[glowgirl888]

Edit fail look at her leg

Just saw this as well! Awful

 

[crazygal212]

I think they've hired a nanny, there's no way she'd let/trust someone else look after her children without giving her unwanted opinion, probably overlooking everything they're doing!

 

[Sunshine99]

Came here to say that too, hinting at a girl pregnancy? Or even just announcing it really!

Feel sorry for the boys if they’re just in that soulless house with a nanny all the time, they need other children to play with .

 

[ellyjelly2]

#Tinycrack

I was thinking more for Tattler but that would do
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Why is she heating up water for a cup of tea in the microwave instead of just boiling some on the hob is it just me or isn't that the obvious thing to do without a kettle?!

Yes!! She is bloody useless!

 

[Whitetiger19]

You can’t travel to the USA under the Visa waiver (ESTA) if you’ve been arrested before. You’ll need to apply for a Visa through the embassy instead, this may be why their holiday visa application (assuming esta) was not approved.

It is quite likely if they applied through the embassy instead it would have been approved seeing as the charge was when they were a teen and very minor.

Usually they deny entry for those who have money laundering or drug charges.

This is not true. You can travel via ESTA if you’ve been arrested before it will just be dependant on what you were arrested for/how long ago it was

 

[ginger tea]

Do you mean you think she'll go to another state before they start school or move back to the UK?

I know most people don't agree, but I think she'll be here for a good 5 years or so (if Visas allow it!). Gives just enough time to bask in the "American-ness" and get all her Yank content / kids in American schools etc, and for the homesickness to really set in.

I’m sure she said in her latest YT that they are going back to San Diego next year, not sure when in the video but they are in the car 🫤

 

[ellyjelly2]

I feel like Connor has left his family completely behind just for her. It is not healthy that you have to leave a part of your life, whether it is work/family/friends, just for your partner. Either way, he's the one that let it happen at the end.

Oh yeah, I’m not giving him a free pass. His parents have been really good to both of them as well in the past.

 

[clairelouise2]

She’s such a bullshitter! She did get accepted and did go to uni for drama! Her mum was diagnosed just before, that’s true, then they thought she had beaten it, not realising her cancer woukd return. Elle went to Bristol uni studying drama and then left to become a PT, living at Conman’s after her relationship with her parents became very strained due to her dropping out. She made it around as though she didn’t go because of her mums illness. She also said a while back she never really spoke about her mums illness online, one reason was to protect Katie, again bullshit. She spoke quite a lot about it and spoke about counselling. She was also part of the Herbalife crap and was giving it all Billy big bollocks in a view early vlogs . Interesting that this articulate young woman made the vlog when She made a point of saying “smelly foreign’men were staring in her gym.. Not a child.

She looked so much better with the filler