Elle Darby-Swift #76 'The Texas Chain-Store Ambassador'

[stampystamp]

To be fair, it depends on if she means literally down the road. There aren’t that many properties in BG and there is one I think is her style - not much work but a lot of potential. But then she said in her comments that she was moving somewhere that had more going on for the kids so I wouldn’t be surprised if she moved up here to Corsham.

 

[ellyjelly2]

This girl just likes to taint everything I love. First pretending she is from my home city, then moving within five minutes of me and now Disney

she’s unbelievable.

 

[kj135]

Do all 5 girls have close relationship with their dad?

 

[Dynas-tia]

reminded me of Elle!

 

[stampystamp]

Are they going to Disneyland or WDW?

 

[Alaughaday]

I know Texas is huge and not sure where exactly abouts they are but saw in the mirror that there’s a tornado

I keep seeing TikTok’s of huge tornadoes in the US at the moment and people doing evacuation drills, I wonder if they have even thought about that where they are

I saw in the mirror yesterday a picture of one and I’m sure it said eastern Texas … but it was over by the time the article was published

 

[ellyjelly2]

Looks like she’s cut her leg. How they can bear that heat is beyond me, i would melt.

 

[evoway13]

Her new vid is titled ‘Baby’s 1st Birthday’ - does anyone else think this is odd? Not ‘Romeo’s 1st Birthday’? Just shows how desperate she is to appeal to a new AmEriCaN audience
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We love to see it!

I don't know if the 'real Martha' (Baby Reindeer) interview last night had anything to do with Elle's low views

 

[Dynas-tia]

I’m not defending Elle whatsoever (before anyone jumps down my throat again ) but hasn’t she always said Katie loves disney? She’s always bought disney stuff on their primark trips.

Although I do agree it’s really unfair for Katie to fly all that way (on her own) for such a short amount of time. And she looked really stressed and exhausted in the reunion vlog. I wonder why their dad didn’t fly out too

I don’t reckon such thing

 

[ForumExplorer]

Struggling to see anything cowgirl about this too

It’s just her inspo for now

 

[Boombirdie]

I guess it depends on the situation but she makes it sound like she has multiple cups of tea a day.

She said she's only having one a day to make the most of Katie's delivery

 

[obsesssssssedddd]

Can someone explain all the nicknames for elle and conor please?? Conman, Carby Darby etc etc etc

 

[Bobby Orange]

Where has she gone to meet Katie? Has she left the dogs and Con home alone? I'm confused.

 

[peachesandcreamz]

Tbh if I were living in a kettle-less universe and just making one cup of tea, I'd probs boil the water the in microwave rather than getting out a pan and using the hob - maybe I'm just lazy

 

[evoway13]

If you look on cons pintrest he pinned alot of house inspo/ renovation pics. This was only 10months ago....this move was no way years in the making!
What you've described is 100% what they wanted

Ah...I don't follow him.....I'll go and have a nosy....

 

[Beckz1205]

She seems to be covering her stomach up a lot lately

 

[Stacey90]

I’m not watching the vlog but did she mention where she had dumped the dogs ?

 

[wonderbread]

"Growing and Glowing" kills me because she does indeed look like someone who grows weed in her attic with that horrific tan and chav mentality/style that she likea to inflict on the world

Is her podcast even running now?

 

[petalpetal5381]

I used to travel to Laguna Beach in California for work and it’s such an AMAZING place to live, but you need MONEY to live a good lifestyle out there. Property prices are similar to Chelsea London and you don’t get much for your money. You also need lots of back up money in case you become ill or fall upon hard times.
I’ve also been to Houston Texas for work and I don’t see the appeal at all. That’s why property is so much cheaper and you get much more for your money. It’s all smoke and mirrors for Elle, I can’t see her being happy there long term.

What did you find Texas to be like?

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

Plot twist. Now that he's in the US he will start his own male vlog and dump her.

Sorry to sound stupid but what on earth is a 'male vlog' ?