Elle Darby-Swift #76 'The Texas Chain-Store Ambassador'

[WhiteOrchid]

The way she treats her dogs makes me SO angry… my gorgeous black lab passed away in her sleep at the beginning of this week, she was only 7 and had no issues that we knew of at all. I would give ANYTHING to be able to spend more time with her and make sure she had the best life ever. Elle just seems to pick and choose when those dogs mean something to her and it just makes me feel so sad for those poor boys ‍🩹

I'm so sorry for you and your gorgeous black lab, how devastating sending love

 

[bertie2811]

What does everyone make of her new storie? Pregnant maybe? Pink clothes, her angel baby emoji and a rounder looking tum?

It’s called manifestation angel

 

[Chocolategoggler]

I vaguely remember the experts on Make or Break didn't think their relationship would last.

 

[Eilatan_girl]

Truthfully, I reckon Elle and Connor are both bored of Texas. They don’t have jobs, and she doesn’t have friends. I think they’ve booked Disneyland to have a change of scenery!

THISSSS ! I didn't know how to say what I was saying earlier in the thread. They don't have jobs, just hobbies. Yes they'll be editing their vlogs but what are the doing day-to-day?

 

[ellyjelly2]

Haha nothing really she came on a vlog ages ago with a new Emma bridgewater mug and made out to her followers as though Emma Bridgwater is just like a small local business run by one lady and Elle just loves her products and her followers should buy from her too

It was iconic

 

[bubbles?99]

Where has she gone to meet Katie? Has she left the dogs and Con home alone? I'm confused.

She met her in Florida (assuming they met her there) as they’ve gone to disneyworld for Romeo’s birthday, she didn’t mention where the dogs will be whilst they’re away!

 

[ellyjelly2]

People like Jasmine make me feel ill. Honestly, how do people get so brainwashed

Jasmine can do one!! We judge her because shes a vile racist bitch.

 

[maggisojuicy]

Yes and to make sure he doesn’t stray! Won’t look good leaving Mrs preggo for a sweet Texan belie.
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I think her parents were really cross she threw in her uni course to start a YouTube/PT career.
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Return of the *tiny* crack…..

Omg that shot of her from behind I’m dying she’s built like a 70 year old

 

[Sparkledarmer]

I never had time to bloody read so much when mine were small!

The concentration it took to read while running around after toddlers was impossible. Her kids must be in day care now.

 

[Bobby Orange]

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Literally all I see.

 

[evoway13]

She's 'moved' to the USA at the wrong time.....President Biden has instructed that ByteDance must sell its stake in TikTok within a year - or it will be completely shut down/banned within the USA - so hope Elle isn't using TikTok for some of her income.....

 

[ChubClubThug]

The coastal cowgirl pic on her stories made me laugh. Stop trying to make coastal cowgirl happen Elle, it’s not going to happen

All that's missing is a few sticks of rock

 

[Chocolategoggler]

im quite confused about this tbf because back in the vlogs around October - December she was talking about how they’re renting because they’re waiting for their new house to be built? And then when they announced the move to US they started talking about it as if they’d been planning it for ages.. can anyone fill me in? Cos either I’ve missed something or the thing about waiting for a house to be built was a random lie
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I think she’ll come back when it’s time to have a third baby, and tell everyone it’s because she wants to be around her family at that time, but really it’ll be because hospital bills are so expensive to have a baby in the US 🥱

Or she'll fly back on a visit or mercy mission of some kind and accidentally have the baby in the UK.
God, I'm so cynical!

 

[lauralaw35]

What did you find Texas to be like?

Probably best not to say in case I offend someone from there but it’s a completely different kettle of fish to the nice parts of California and definitely not as picturesque.

 

[ellyjelly2]

If she was smart she would find a parent cooperative nursery school for herself and her children. It was a total lifesaver for me when my DH's job took us to California where we knew no one. It's a preschool program where the parents must work a certain number of hours either in the classroom or doing school maintenance work or fundraising. They have parenting classes in the evening as well. Best place ever to meet parents in the same situation as you, usually mums staying home with their kids until kindergarten starts. 20 years later I still have friends from that school.

That’s sounds amazing!

 

[Eilatan_girl]

It's the fake tan on the knees for me! What does she look like! She looks like thr biggest chav going!!!

✨️ coastal cowgirl assthetic ✨️

 

[whyhellothere83]

Tiny crack running, she looked like a giant pea! Also Herbie desperate to get to One cup rather than Carby!

How does she think she looks good in that outfit?

 

[evoway13]

Wonder if it is because she thought she had guaranteed neighbours for life with Elle and co moving next door but now that’s not happening , decided to move themselves ?

I think they're just doing it to make money....plus, I bet the utilities bills are huge for that style/size home. I hope they book an air bnb , otherwise Elle will have the entire family sleeping on the floor on that mattress

 

[Lizz17uk]

with the uk fitness influencers I’ve seen moving to the US recently I’m beginning to think the US is dishing out visas like Oprah used to dish out cars. “You get a visa”, “you get a visa” It’s boggled my mind how they’ll all got in when it’s supposedly so hard for influencers to get visas. Moving to the US has become the new UK influencer trend.

Yea I’ve seen a few do it, Holly B Fitness has done it this year as well and she literally does fitness content….she said she used a company that someone told her about that specialises in influencer visas, so I assume Elle and Connor have done the same somehow!

 

[evoway13]

I really don’t think Katie would move there, she loves her life here in the UK with her friends and family, and she’s definitely much more sensible than EDL!!

Did anyone see Count Con mentioning he’s been at some ‘meetings’… wonder if this is to do with this ‘business’ they mentioned they are starting over there…what does everyone think it is? My bet is something gym related!

It's probably an MLM - the Americans love their pyramid schemes!!