A visual recap - The best of the worst of the Carby-NoLongerDarby-Party
Creepy Conman is in his element, a garage full of plastic-fantastic, white women
A clearly uncomfortable human-prop Katie, being put front and centre for views (ft. creepy Con as the fianceé in the back)
It wouldn't be a Carby-Party without a EveryLastDetail_x plug.. this party planner can masquerade all of your racist sins with over-the-top balloon arches and a sacrificial 'grazing table' - dedicated to Elle's gluttony ofc
Even in balloon form, Con's creepy energy can be felt in the room
I wonder what he was up to in his garage whilst Elle was living it up.. in Manchester (sorry off-topic, but Manchester is so anti-climatic tbh)
This whole mess... I mean even Jess doesn't know how to react tbh. Has Lily been demoted? Why not pick Katie, your alleged 'favourite person ever'? So many questions, so much awkwardness but it's OK because Elle put a 'lol' in a
crappy font.
And lastly, I'm kind of hoping better quality footage of our Angelle boo queen surfaces, shaking her tiny bum crack. She always puts on quite the show.