Thank you so much
thoughts & prayers to the potatoes I just ruined & then abandoned coz I got so excited 
and shout out to Elle, Con-man & Herbie-life, here’s looking at you kids 
*queue Ellie playing Year 3000*Oh bless!! Did you remember to close the last thread by letting admin know?Thank you so much
Doing it now (while peeling a 2nd lot of spuds
fml)
Elle is dreaming of walking down the aisle as she tickles the ivories on her new/old piano. Still trying to convince the world & herself she’s a size XS while plugging jumpers for £100+ and in the same breath doing Primark hauls (for the Angelles on a budget). A mysterious Tiffany style ring sized box made a surprise guest appearance So grab your tea & biscuits (Or preferably a Hotel Chocolàt), get cozy (under a White company throw) & ready for Autumn everything 
It’s above. You can write one too if you want.
ETA - I see you’ve already done it !!
No, it’s ok, we must have crossed posts as I see it’s already been done (and usually the person who opens the thread does it). Plus, she’s done it far better than I could!!
Totally agree with you, and, as I’ve previously mentioned, my suspicions are that she buys 2 sets of everything, one lot are in a size 8 (which she uses for filming) and the second lot are in her true size, which I personally believe to be a 16. And this really does piss me off, because most of her audience are young teenage girls, and she’s basically promoting a false body image. Same as Gemma Louise Miles and her “intermitten fasting”, these “influencers” seem to forget, or they really don’t care about the young people who follow them, and in Elle’s case, these teenagers are the ones that she’s flogging her over priced crappy Angelle Collection to!! bleeping hypocrites!!
Couldn’t bleeping agree more!Totally agree with you, and, as I’ve previously mentioned, my suspicions are that she buys 2 sets of everything, one lot are in a size 8 (which she uses for filming) and the second lot are in her true size, which I personally believe to be a 16. And this really does piss me off, because most of her audience are young teenage girls, and she’s basically promoting a false body image. Same as Gemma Louise Miles and her “intermitten fasting”, these “influencers” seem to forget, or they really don’t care about the young people who follow them, and in Elle’s case, these teenagers are the ones that she’s flogging her over priced crappy Angelle Collection to!! bleeping hypocrites!!
Eye Ball PaulAutumn is my absolute favourite season, but, between that pair of utter fuckwits Elle “Eyeball Paul” and Gemma “Botched Jaw” Miles, they ruin it every year with the bleeping cosy vibes vlogs, and the bloody candles and slo-mo coffee making...
well that just killed me 
you’re 100% right, nothing makes my skin crawl like Genius Louise Miles & her slug lips slowly rubbing cleansing balm into her Amazon box of a face with her creepy chicken claws 
She always looks like that, and when I first saw her vlogs, I honestly thought that she had a glass eye!!
I saw in one if her videos once that she gets her tear ducts injected with botox or something (no idea why) when she has her other fillers done. I feel faint if I can’t fetch my contacts out without touching my eye, a needle coming at my eye would send me!!
Lol, and don’t forget sausage lips Gembo slo-mo using her bleeping “Foreo” and her ridiculous bathroom cabinet, where the sad cow has colour coded her beauty products, and that bleeping Tom Ford book that seems to move about from her “office” that nobody’s ever seen except Gembo and her boyfriend that obviously lives with her, and for some reason she won’t admit to having!!Eye Ball Paul
My guess is she's allergic to Con-artist.
Lol, my guess is that she always wants her “eye” on him, so she pops out her glass one and makes Con take it out with him ( just incase he’s naughty)
