Elle Darby #36 Con’s been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse

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Remember Elle Carby doesn’t know how to live in the present moment, always a month ahead of herself. Did it with pregnancy and religiously does it every single fu*king year with autumn / Halloween / Christmas.. it’s bizarre? Like yes we all look forwards to it but we don’t need a 1.5 month run up?

Anyone else honestly relieved when it’s 1st Jan and all the influencers die internally and go all quiet (after 4 months of constant instagram) that they can’t be excited over “cosy festive vibes” anymore.
Don't forget that 3 weeks tomorrow Elle will have her Christmas tree up! 😂
 
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It blows my mind she puts her tree up on 1st November, so tacky!! She'll sharp cut that out when Saint is old enough to understand and asks why Santa hasn't been yet when the decorations have been up for 7 weeks...
 
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29 minutes - Elle said that the Akon song 'Locked up' used to scare her....Con says 'Why, does it remind you of your dad!'........
you could see Elle trying not to laugh .....I peed myself laughing ! I didn't think Con was that quick witted! 😂
 
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29 minutes - Elle said that the Akon song 'Locked up' used to scare her....Con says 'Why, does it remind you of your dad!'........
you could see Elle trying not to laugh .....I peed myself laughing ! I didn't think Con was that quick witted! 😂

Omg he never! 😂😂😂😂😂

Gotta go watch just for that!
 
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There's a thread title in here somewhere My Angle! 😇
Awww schucks. I’ve never done a thread title before 🤪. May have to have one of the other ladies make it sound more rhyme-y

Just watched Lucy’s primary haul and she’s promoting a ‘Sunday club’ jumper that she bought from primark. Didn’t Ellie Bellie have a Sunday club clothing line? Kinda funny she’s shading her Honey-boo-sis crappy over priced crap line and bragging on her primark version. I like how Lucy also is realistic with her sizes.
 
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sorry but the happiest con was in the new vlog was when he was talking about elle losing weight. I felt so bad for her tbh that he was finally complimenting her, but only now she's losing weight
 
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sorry but the happiest con was in the new vlog was when he was talking about elle losing weight. I felt so bad for her tbh that he was finally complimenting her, but only now she's losing weight
He’s just screams the type of guy who grew up as a teen watching porn and thinks women should look like insta models or pornstars and can’t accept that women’s bodies change. Just makes it so obvious that he’s only totally satisfied if Elle looks like she did in those old photos he always posts as his “pocket rocket” because that’s his preference rather than loving and accepting her regardless of how her body may change especially post baby.

Dream man and Prince Charming are the last words I’d use to describe him.
 
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29 minutes - Elle said that the Akon song 'Locked up' used to scare her....Con says 'Why, does it remind you of your dad!'........
you could see Elle trying not to laugh .....I peed myself laughing ! I didn't think Con was that quick witted! 😂
Probably because it was the only time he felt alive for 5 mins because the fresh blood was incoming 🦇🦇🦇🦇
 
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She must have been roasting, it was quite hot yesterday. Love how the weather this year must be really messing with her aesthetic
 
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I notice the bumhole that you talk about was very much in evidence in her latest video. How can someone do that to their lips?! And it's really put me off cookies now!!!! 😫🤢
 
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most of those pumpkin places don’t allow you to take dogs. The only time they actually take their dogs is somewhere where they’re probably not allowed. The one in bath specifically says no dogs
 
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most of those pumpkin places don’t allow you to take dogs. The only time they actually take their dogs is somewhere where they’re probably not allowed. The one in bath specifically says no dogs
It looks like she went to pallet and pasture near From. They allow dogs there.
 
This all really doesn’t surprise me. She very much seems like she can’t actually enjoy moments with her son or anything in fact, cos she’s too busy capturing that perfectly framed photo for Instagram. Getting nice pics is great and we all do it to an extent, but it all seems very fake from her.
It’s official, she’s out of ideas. Literally copying Gemma Louise Miles and going pumpkin picking 🙄
 
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Awww schucks. I’ve never done a thread title before 🤪. May have to have one of the other ladies make it sound more rhyme-y

Just watched Lucy’s primary haul and she’s promoting a ‘Sunday club’ jumper that she bought from primark. Didn’t Ellie Bellie have a Sunday club clothing line? Kinda funny she’s shading her Honey-boo-sis crappy over priced crap line and bragging on her primark version. I like how Lucy also is realistic with her sizes.
Primarni Sunday Club vs Angelle Collection Sunday Club..... This could be the biggest plagarism court case since Colin vs Cuthbert 🐛🥊🐛
 
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sorry but the happiest con was in the new vlog was when he was talking about elle losing weight. I felt so bad for her tbh that he was finally complimenting her, but only now she's losing weight
So so toxic. Can’t bring myself to watch because of that. My body dysmorphia is rearing its ugly head at the talk of Christmas outings and winter events and the multitude of weddings next year 😕.

Just wouldn’t be able to cope if my partner only focussed on complimenting me the more weight I lose. Luckily I don’t have that as well as my own demons. You can tell Elle is unhappy with her size and shape, but for Con to tell her that even through a backhanded compliment is gross. However, I think actually she’s becoming at least an ok mother to SSS despite the Instagram account, sponsorships and pound signs.
 
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Sad that she only took katie pumpkin picking was so that she could be her personal photographer, not one photo posted with Katie☹
 
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