Elle Darby #36 Con’s been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse

[grumpycat]

It’s also so presumptuous. She’s lucky to have one nevermind ‘all’. Secondary infertility is absolutely a thing and she shouldn’t take for granted that she will be able to have loads more kids

Exactly! But then again this is the girl who classed a month as a TTC journey

 

[Givemethetea]

She wants LOTS of babies- oh boo you just wait until Saint is moving around your white company house- makes me giggle when people say they want ALL THE BABIES befor there first has even started crawling and causing mischief! You just wait boo the best is yet to come

 

[Jorgiamordue93]

They don’t have a male audience? Why are they bringing out men’s clothing the desperation

It’s fucking shit too. It’s the same boring joggers and jumpers in shite colours. Am sick of every cunt thinking their fashion designers, you can find the same stuff in h and m

 

[DRESlife]

OMG! I know! It was so good! You were only allowed two really bit sometimes could lay it on thick and get an extra spoonful! it wasthe best! Tasted sooooo good! Lol!

28 year old mother here. Never taken drugs in my life but when the kids need a dose of calpol I do have one myself. I definitely don’t need it but it tastes too good. Now that it’s with a syringe… do feel slightly shifty

 

[WhiteOrchid]

She’s probably in bath even more than normal hoping to spot timothee what’s his face

Big day for little Suzuki, going out for lunch with Iggy Azalea and Willy Wanka.

More likely she's hanging about incase the production team have lots of left over chcolate biscuit props.

 

[The girl who]

I genuinely think Connors clothing launch was a flop

 

[Andy19]

So much lip smacking in that video. Also she makes out like she’s so busy but manages to go to a garden centre on a Thursday when most people are at work… she also seems to have new hair and fresh nails. But yes, of course, you’re sooo busy and working sooo hard

 

[Elle]

Lol can't cope with the poor baby's leg being squashed by the camera/laptop bag and his hand under the strap. The camera looks more comfortable than the baby

 

[WhiteOrchid]

These influencers always release the first drop of their loungwear line and expect to become overnight millionaires! You have to keep reinvesting to make it work longterm. He thought he could ride on the back of his girlfriend's own equally as expensive and equally as shoddy made clothing collection, and think it would be a big hit. She's got 4-5x more followers than him. He's not going to become Ralph Lauren overnight...

He'll be stomping around his vampire cave like a stroppy teenager tonight. No doubt in the next vlog Belly will be bigging it up saying everything sold out (because they only stocked 5 of each item...)

 

[saweetie]

stumbled across carby’s old twitter and youtube accounts. she’s definitely got a type conjob’s a bit of a downgrade to say the least

how times have changed she wouldn’t be seen dead in that car now

 

[longtimelurker86]

Who is this and what has she done with Belly’s actual face??

 

[mcgee]

The thing is no one actually 'outed her' the owner of the white moose never actually named her or referred to her , they just said it was an 'influencer' she was the one who outted herself

She had the exact same attitude towards people who give her any form of criticism then as she does now “those people are just bitter and unhappy in their own lives”. That’s her go to response whenever people say anything remotely negative towards her - “those people are just miserable and have to tear down other people”. If there’s a valid reason for why you’re being called out on your behaviour, those people aren’t just “miserable in their own lives”, they are holding you to account for your actions. That’s the real world Queen Elle.

 

[kizzy]

View attachment 819353Does she have to take credit for absolutely everything . Or always reverts it back to her .

That poor baby will go into shock the first time he sees a primary colour.

 

[HolymolyMeohmy]

The way she sits there and plays the victim… You LITERALLY asked a business, an independent business to stay there for FREE. Talking about working her ass off… HAHAHAH, fuck off your silly wonky eyed melon, work your ass off? Walking round day to day, filming your fake ass self and sitting in the comfort of you home which is paid for by these brain washed children watching your shit, buying your sweat shop merch… yeah you really worked your ass off. Delusional, absolutely delusional. You only hated it because someone called you out and you could do fuck all about it, couldn’t delete comments, no point in blocking as these people don’t follow you, you had no control over someone calling you out in broad day light. You got what you deserved

The thing is no one actually 'outed her' the owner of the white moose never actually named her or referred to her , they just said it was an 'influencer' she was the one who outted herself

 

[Mascaragirl]

Darby & Swift Limited couples who scam together stays together xox

 

[Holly11p1]

Next thread title: Elle Darby has potato lips, let's not forget those photoshopped hips!

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Ngl, was hoping this was Con Job

 

[bananabutter]

Honestly, I know what it’s like to be self conscious about your weight, but she has got to stop this. There are going to be people out there who will take what she says at face value. There’s no way she can comfortably wear an XS. So why lie?!

It’s because of Connor. Connor likes his little pocket rocket gym bunny tiny and petite Ellie from her body building days. Then Elle got all insta and went for the massive boobs and obviously with her big hips and small height it’s made her appear even bigger. She’ll never look like she used to and that’s why she lies. For con mans approval she knows she’s not “his type” anymore.

 

[Bilbo16]

Who does her filler? Surely any responsible practitioner should be telling her no more. The lady I go to has some clients on filler ban to stop them getting that pillowy look. Unless she’s been told to stop and has just gone to someone else who will happily keep going

 

[MissPrint]

Not a size XXXsmall BUT absolutely nothing wrong with her figure/shape, she’s just had a baby, its so sad that she hides behind filters and posing like she’s shit herself!! She looks so much better when standing normal, if she has a pair of boots or trainers she’d look great.

She’s about a size 16 on the bottom. The sooner she accepts it, embraces it and dresses to accentuate it, she’d look fine. Unfortunately she behaves like a deluded, irresponsible twat and needs to get a grip. The more lies she tells, the sooner her insta-world will come tumbling down.