Elle Darby #36 Con’s been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse

[notYourdaughter1989]

Pumpkin picking?
I bet she's coming to my neck of the woods!

Calling it for a pic of SSS in a wheelbarrow, dogs either side!

We must be close together. I live on her Mill Brook estate in Westbury, just a few houses up actually and she has her flesh coloured pumpkins on her door step right now, so watch out for her posed photo coming with her orange face and her pale outfit with some smart caption she’s stole from someone else. Quite the change from normal poor effort of outside decorating she normally does. Considering how much Angel-boo-plastic-face-sis love Christmas and Halloween she has never decorated her outside (not even at Christmas (lol not one bloody decoration outside). Between the normal overgrown weeds in their front garden and the lack of life her wanna be manor house doesn’t look like what she brags the inside looking like because it doesn’t go on ‘the gram’ so why bother! I think they have became so valid that they only put effort into things that are meant to impress her Angles and they don’t post outside shots. Without sounding all ‘neighborhood watch-y’ they both never bothered with trick or treating or anything outside of their fake life their promote on their phones. They ignored the neighborhood trick or treating and all the children dressed up knocking their door (Ellie bellie must have wanted the sweets for herself ). If it doesn’t go on the gram she quite simply doesn’t bother. Which is such a shame as now she has a son will she bother and have those private moments with him or just take him to photo op staged pumpkin patches.

Her caption “hope you all have a spooky weekend” - wouldn’t that be better fitted for 3 weeks time when it’s actually Halloween weekend? Thought we were further into October than we actually are when I read that

Ha, well she did buy a pumpkin so her empty mind now wants it to be Halloween so she can post pics in matching costumes with Count-Con and Suzuki-Swift

 

[gossipgirldemi]

Her caption “hope you all have a spooky weekend” - wouldn’t that be better fitted for 3 weeks time when it’s actually Halloween weekend? Thought we were further into October than we actually are when I read that

Remember Elle Carby doesn’t know how to live in the present moment, always a month ahead of herself. Did it with pregnancy and religiously does it every single fu*king year with autumn / Halloween / Christmas.. it’s bizarre? Like yes we all look forwards to it but we don’t need a 1.5 month run up?

Anyone else honestly relieved when it’s 1st Jan and all the influencers die internally and go all quiet (after 4 months of constant instagram) that they can’t be excited over “cosy festive vibes” anymore.

 

[Mascaragirl]

Definition of a couple who stays together for what they have between each other (business, money, a house) instead of actual love.

Connor is so fucking moody, what does he actually do besides get her to set up businesses for him? He’s a walking red flag, and with a face like that he shouldn’t be encouraging Elle to lose weight or increase fitness. She was so happy too when he was praising her and when watched it I truly felt bad for her. Do we not remember the try on haul when she was pregnant? If that’s what they put online imagine behind closed doors.

 

[WordsFromReuben]

oh I’m sure she would of pulled the “don’t you know who I am? Universal studios would be nothing with out me” line out of her ass but whether the boutique has gone for it we will soon find out!
She’s not mentioned the wedding club shop yet so maybe she’s still working on it

..and there we have it, she’s posted the bridal shop name now so she must of wangled herself a discount!
No ad declared though of course.
Here she is putting her dirty hooves on an expensive dress

 

[WhiteOrchid]

I wondered where all my people were, I’ve finally found my happy place. We all know she deletes her hate comments but boy is she fast (the only thing XS Elle is fast at), I’ve waited what feels like an eternity to catch someone bad mouth her and yet to this day, still not one has been found. Let me tell you about Elle Carby, the fact Con job was caught filming the pregnancy isle in Boots, months before it was announced, getting all the angles on those piss sticks unsure weather Elle was just fat or actually pregnant. Thanking her mum for the wonderful news of her pregnancy, what did she do, guide him in? She uses Katie clout, poor thing, doesn’t even know what day it is during those videos. Pretending your dead mum has sent her gifts for your birthday, disgusting little rat. Anyone who uses their own mothers death for money deserves to choke on a custard cream.

"Guide Him In"

Welcome Angle

 

[bananabutter]

That’s three Saturday nights in a row conman has been out out out with the #lads leaving Elle in on her own with their baby. I’m all for taking time for yourself but seems like he’s living the same life as he was before

 

[Ellyjelly]

I hate this new tradition of decorating your house for every season, it’s fine if it’s all natural but most is tacky tap that will end up in landfill! These floggers pumping out kids and encouraging behaviours that carry on fucking up the planet! Mental!

 

[Beee]

Elle won’t be happy Connnn posted this #datenight pic of them on the gram before she got a chance to photoshop herself

 

[Jane100]

Yum con

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

I hate when she says she wants all the babies . Get over yourself. You know what let her have all the babies it will be nothing but laughing entertainment for us . Could you imagine a portrait of a family of 10 all wearing beige

It’s also so presumptuous. She’s lucky to have one nevermind ‘all’. Secondary infertility is absolutely a thing and she shouldn’t take for granted that she will be able to have loads more kids

 

[longtimelurker86]

Jesus wept what does she look like?

Pete Burns, but the Wish version.

 

[WhiteOrchid]

BEIGE BOYFRIENDS IN THE BACK

 

[notYourdaughter1989]

The comments on Con Jobs overpriced tatty sweats

 

[thegreencow]

sorry but the happiest con was in the new vlog was when he was talking about elle losing weight. I felt so bad for her tbh that he was finally complimenting her, but only now she's losing weight

It infuriates me when men comment on their partner's bodies. Elle has just grown and given birth to his son. There should be absolutely no rush for her to lose the weight. Who cares if she's not a size 8 for the wedding? Only Connor. It comes across as so controlling. I struggle with my weight and I do need to lose some as I'm overweight but if my partner told me I had to lose weight I'd let rip.

Elle needs to wake up and realise how toxic Connor is. He doesn't love her; he's only there for the money and the fame/attention. If she wasn't a Youtuber he would've let her years ago for one of the younger Instagram models he fawns over.

 

[Lizz17uk]

What does it think it looks like. Fml. View attachment 790039

At least she remembered her trousers today

 

[Purplepigeon]

I can’t help but feel sorry for this poor boy.
fancy dragging him all the way to London.
this part of his life shouldn’t be about his mums selfish, desperate validation. Your baby is literally only a baby once, just enjoy it.

 

[WordsFromReuben]

Looks like he really enjoyed his Tesco “takeaway” he enjoyed it so much they had to go to Frankie & Bennys for date night ala piss stain car park

 

[notYourdaughter1989]

Look at the blurry wobbly lines it’s actually hilarious

Lol I just can’t get past the remnants of chocolate biscuits left around her mouth. The brown lips really don’t do her any favors.

She seems to have lost all her baby weight. Yet again shes Queen of editing so can't be sure.
She's not outing herself in vlogs either.

I live right by her, see he around. She has NOT lost her baby weight. This is photo shop. Again my Belly Carly is lying on socials and then going home and eating her Deliveroos she has wayy too often.

 

[Katehutchins]

that ‘update’ annoyed me so much! Her life must be so hard that her priorities are to post all over social media & she’s saying she struggles to juggle it all, because Like???? Step in to reality work 8-5 Monday to Friday, have dinner on the table every night, get washing done, get the house tidy, make sure everyone else in the house happy & to even then try to socialise on top of all that, then tell me you’re exhausted

 

[Disneygirl89]

I can't believe she went to a posh wedding shop with no trousers on. It's not even a jumper free she had on. Just a regular sized jumper. I could never! Not even cycling shorts, such a tart.