White women instagrammers everywhere….
Welcome back from the crypt booWhy bother with the Halloween Decs when you're engaged to the Living bloody Dead all year round anyway....?
Hello AnGLeS!!!I see Princess Guntflaps is still living her best XXS life still!
I had to take a wee break for a while, but have low key been seeing what ridiculous shenaniganary Elle Derpy's been up to...
NTA's... The DRESS. The Ronseal Foundation line that met the pale white hairline. The nosebleed seats! I went a few years ago, worked not too far from Greenwich/The O2 at the time, had much better seats and was sat just rows away from showbiz legends and rubbed shoulders with the likes of Bruce Forsyth, Ant & Dec, Heather Trott. From the Vlog footage, she looked like she was rubbing shoulders with complete non-entities in her favourite piss-stained car park. (Complete with Chloe Sims and her e-cig in the background. Classy)
And as for poor little Saint Schutzstaffel Swift getting his own Insta account? Speechless but not surprised.... gotta start earning Son, you're 2 months old now and Mummy and Daddy need to save for that 6 week Safari/USA Honeymoon Road Trip. Don't worry, the dogs will get a free #gifted stay at the Dog Hotel, but Ya Angle Gal Mama needs extra disposable income for the new wardrobe she'll need. Alternatively, they might stop off at Disney Orlando and drop SSS off there for a few weeks free babysitting, seeing as Elle was such a huge help with getting them on the map finally.
And finally....THE ELECTRIC HEARSE!!!
Throwaway fashion, a huge Range Rover and constantly buying shit to pollute the planet with. The Tesla is for clout (and on finance no doubt!)
I've missed you, you RASCALS!!!
FFS I meant my version of decorating for autumnI put up halloween decs mid Oct and get the ouija board out... that's my version of decorating for halloween
Apparently lighting a candle makes a dinner cosy, even a hello fresh stirfryWhat the fuck is a cosy dinner?
Maybe one that isn't a takeaway?What the fuck is a cosy dinner?
OMG I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH WELCOME HOME BOOWhy bother with the Halloween Decs when you're engaged to the Living bloody Dead all year round anyway....?
Hello AnGLeS!!!I see Princess Guntflaps is still living her best XXS life still!
I had to take a wee break for a while, but have low key been seeing what ridiculous shenaniganary Elle Derpy's been up to...
NTA's... The DRESS. The Ronseal Foundation line that met the pale white hairline. The nosebleed seats! I went a few years ago, worked not too far from Greenwich/The O2 at the time, had much better seats and was sat just rows away from showbiz legends and rubbed shoulders with the likes of Bruce Forsyth, Ant & Dec, Heather Trott. From the Vlog footage, she looked like she was rubbing shoulders with complete non-entities in her favourite piss-stained car park. (Complete with Chloe Sims and her e-cig in the background. Classy)
And as for poor little Saint Schutzstaffel Swift getting his own Insta account? Speechless but not surprised.... gotta start earning Son, you're 2 months old now and Mummy and Daddy need to save for that 6 week Safari/USA Honeymoon Road Trip. Don't worry, the dogs will get a free #gifted stay at the Dog Hotel, but Ya Angle Gal Mama needs extra disposable income for the new wardrobe she'll need. Alternatively, they might stop off at Disney Orlando and drop SSS off there for a few weeks free babysitting, seeing as Elle was such a huge help with getting them on the map finally.
And finally....THE ELECTRIC HEARSE!!!
Throwaway fashion, a huge Range Rover and constantly buying shit to pollute the planet with. The Tesla is for clout (and on finance no doubt!)
I've missed you, you RASCALS!!!
It’s one that’s been regurgitated from Gemma “Self proclaimed queen of cosy” MilesWhat the fuck is a cosy dinner?
If anyone hasn’t seen it, you should watch Bo Burnhams white womans Instagram it’s so accurate!White women instagrammers everywhere….
https://giphy.com/mNPp4sdKeGHduWhy bother with the Halloween Decs when you're engaged to the Living bloody Dead all year round anyway....?
Hello AnGLeS!!!I see Princess Guntflaps is still living her best XXS life still!
I had to take a wee break for a while, but have low key been seeing what ridiculous shenaniganary Elle Derpy's been up to...
NTA's... The DRESS. The Ronseal Foundation line that met the pale white hairline. The nosebleed seats! I went a few years ago, worked not too far from Greenwich/The O2 at the time, had much better seats and was sat just rows away from showbiz legends and rubbed shoulders with the likes of Bruce Forsyth, Ant & Dec, Heather Trott. From the Vlog footage, she looked like she was rubbing shoulders with complete non-entities in her favourite piss-stained car park. (Complete with Chloe Sims and her e-cig in the background. Classy)
And as for poor little Saint Schutzstaffel Swift getting his own Insta account? Speechless but not surprised.... gotta start earning Son, you're 2 months old now and Mummy and Daddy need to save for that 6 week Safari/USA Honeymoon Road Trip. Don't worry, the dogs will get a free #gifted stay at the Dog Hotel, but Ya Angle Gal Mama needs extra disposable income for the new wardrobe she'll need. Alternatively, they might stop off at Disney Orlando and drop SSS off there for a few weeks free babysitting, seeing as Elle was such a huge help with getting them on the map finally.
And finally....THE ELECTRIC HEARSE!!!
Throwaway fashion, a huge Range Rover and constantly buying shit to pollute the planet with. The Tesla is for clout (and on finance no doubt!)
I've missed you, you RASCALS!!!
Funniest thing I’ve seen!!!If anyone hasn’t seen it, you should watch Bo Burnhams white womans Instagram it’s so accurate!
There she is!!!Gemma Louise Miles would light a candle whilst using the toilet and call it a 'Cosy' Shit
Swift Farm... ah yes because farms are traditionally new build houses with astroturf covered in dog shit50 quid for that shitty swift farm sign? She's off her nut, far too much money wasted on decorating for Autumn
Also can't wait until SSS hits the sleep regressions/teething she's so smug just now thinking she's got it nailed
That's their idea of muck spreadingSwift Farm... ah yes because farms are traditionally new build houses with astroturf covered in dog shit
Omg how good was Calpol though? And Tixylix, anyone else have that?OMG! I know! It was so good! You were only allowed two really bit sometimes could lay it on thick and get an extra spoonful!it wasthe best! Tasted sooooo good! Lol!
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