Elle Darby #36 Con’s been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse
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Nah, generally when influencers do that we get an influx of people who DON'T like them.
Has she really lit candles next to a fabric pumpkin, a fake (plastic) garland and her TV?! They look pretty real but I hope they're fake for her sake... She'll burn the house down if she's not careful. They should all be on heat-proof mats and absolutely nowhere near anything flammable. 
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But it'sHas she really lit candles next to a fabric pumpkin, a fake (plastic) garland and her TV?! They look pretty real but I hope they're fake for her sake... She'll burn the house down if she's not careful. They should all be on heat-proof mats and absolutely nowhere near anything flammable.
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we all know that comfort and safety come second to that!
her whole house is probably a hazard, I'm suprised she hasn't got pumpkins up and down the stairs like I've seen some stupid other youtuber do, can't remember who nowHas she really lit candles next to a fabric pumpkin, a fake (plastic) garland and her TV?! They look pretty real but I hope they're fake for her sake... She'll burn the house down if she's not careful. They should all be on heat-proof mats and absolutely nowhere near anything flammable.
I love candles but I never burn multiple at a time or have anything near them as I'm really paranoid of fire, she will learn one day when something catches light and she's upstairs with Saint
Her house just looks like it stinks to me I don’t even really know whyHas she really lit candles next to a fabric pumpkin, a fake (plastic) garland and her TV?! They look pretty real but I hope they're fake for her sake... She'll burn the house down if she's not careful. They should all be on heat-proof mats and absolutely nowhere near anything flammable.
It’s just so bland and feels cold to meHer house just looks like it stinks to me I don’t even really know why
I am cringing so much. He’s such a patronising little bellend. HEYyYYYyyyyyYyyy AnglGELLLLlssssssssss. Cringy as duck man which someone would boomerang him into fuckin space the big moon head.
Cons story in his gym seemed a bit cryptic… with the posted song lyrics. Not your typical work out music. ‘Bipolar baby, she’ll break your heart , make up your mind’ Is he trying to show trouble in paradise?
Why does Conman always have to use the dogs in his paid ads? And why the hell is teshco paying vamps to advertise cheap pizzas
Tbf its a banging deal
Even Stevie Wonder can tell that Con Job didn't write that caption himself.
Elle won’t be happy Connnn posted this #datenight pic of them on the gram before she got a chance to photoshop herself 
The fact Conman’s ad talks about pizza being for the boys dinner tonight and Elle’s posting shortly after about tonight being date night makes it looks like the pizza was for the dogs Clearly not a night with the lads like your making out in your ad when your Mrs blows your story and shows you’re actually out with her
Clearly not a night with the lads like your making out in your ad when your Mrs blows your story and shows you’re actually out with her Attachments
Looks like he really enjoyed his Tesco “takeaway” he enjoyed it so much they had to go to Frankie & Bennys for date night ala piss stain car park
Piss stained car park getting in on the action again i see!
I caption that second pic: 'no soul and lips like an hole'The fact Conman’s ad talks about pizza being for the boys dinner tonight and Elle’s posting shortly after about tonight being date night makes it looks like the pizza was for the dogs
I will be amazed if they even make it up the aisle... and if they do it won't even last 3yrs
her mouth looks like an hole! wtf has she done to her lips!
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