Ngl, was hoping this was Con Job
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Exactly! No ones asking her to go as full on as her frenemy Carys Whittaker and stand in her underwear and show off her half naked body 24/7 but just to post a photo without all the photoshopping. I’m not Elle’s biggest fan however if she dropped the fake persona and the real housewives, molly-mae wannabe act, I would find her much more likeable as I used to quite enjoy her a few years back.She's gunna regret those massive lips when she looks back, jesus they look disgusting
As for her photoshopping, it's getting out of hand. Elle if your that confident do a try on haul on your YouTube? Try some bikinis on, show us your size XXXXS body.
There's nothing wrong with her size, she just need's to own her large hips and bust
I think it’s the filters? I tired a couple of them and they were all blur central, but they all had a brown over line on the lips. It really grossed me out, felt like I had dried on gravy on my face, and I promise I never do.I’m not sure why she overlines her already massive lips? What’s the point in getting lip filler if you are going to draw a brown mustache above them
It must be a mix of both. She has too much lip filler, overlines and THEN uses these ridiculous filters!I think it’s the filters? I tired a couple of them and they were all blur central, but they all had a brown over line on the lips. It really grossed me out, felt like I had dried on gravy on my face, and I promise I never do.
Funny how she hasn’t done any try on fashion hauls on her YouTube since giving birth, the last one she did was when she released that horrendous ITS collection
Hmmmm, my guess is: 1st is monkey arse, 2nd is monkey arse, 3rd is monkey arse, and finally 4th is monkey arseBelly's Lips or a Monkey's Arse?
The first person to get all 4 right wins an all expenses paid trip to Disney Orlando and a year's worth supply of Hello Fresh.
Your body grew him Elle but it took someone else to make himView attachment 819353Does she have to take credit for absolutely everything . Or always reverts it back to her .
Not only does she push her bland boring fashion colors on him but she also forget to put his trousers on too. @ Bland boring Belly Carby it takes 2 to make a baby don’t keep giving yourself all the credit hunnnii.Your body grew him Elle but it took someone else to make him
I love neutral colours but this is too much. You’d think there was a filter on it robbing all colour out of the photo. Baby clothes are so cute and they come in lovely colours but poor Saint is pretty much always in beige.
It’s just not worth entering unless there are choc digestives on offer too tbhBelly's Lips or a Monkey's Arse?
The first person to get all 4 right wins an all expenses paid trip to Disney Orlando and a year's worth supply of Hello Fresh.
That poor baby will go into shock the first time he sees a primary colour.View attachment 819353Does she have to take credit for absolutely everything . Or always reverts it back to her .
Not just any multi-storey car park either…. RETURN OF THE PISS STAINED CAR PARK GUYS. It’s a momentous day.Sunset golden hour at the beach, yes - a strip of sun in a multi story carpark, no. It’s not a vibe sorry boo.