Elle Darby #36 Con’s been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse

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EVERY single dress she’s posted is so booby and idk if it’s just me being old fashioned but it does not scream the ‘classy’ vibe she claims to go for.

Is it just me or does Saint look photoshopped in? The outline and lighting around him just doesn’t seem right..
 
..and there we have it, she’s posted the bridal shop name now so she must of wangled herself a discount!
No ad declared though of course.
Here she is putting her dirty hooves on an expensive dress

 
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She wants to take the #forgottentrouser look to a whole new crack level.
 
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Well those dresses fitted her and most wedding dress shop only stock size 14 as that's the average. Well it was when I got married but that was 7 years ago now. So she's a 14 currently.
They often have stuff to help do up a dress that doesn’t fit. I watch too much #sayyestothedress
 
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I bet she’s gone for a more figure hugging dress but will have a really dramatic over skirt!
 
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I wonder what’s become of the old unused crib mattress that been slung out of Suzuki’s crib? Donated to charity maybe?! Or lobbed in a bin
 
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Those dresses were exactly what I’d have pictured her wearing. Will be interesting to see what’s she’s actually gone for, as I think she’s posted these to throw us off the scent a bit. I definitely see a huge Cinderella style dress for her though
 
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Holy fuck, I literally sang that and it was the best moment of my life, I'm in tears

ROARING
 
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i always think you should look classy and elegant on your wedding day opposed to sexy and booby.. but that’s just my opinion! She’s 100% gone for a different dress and that’s why she’s posted big ones to throw us off. I think something figure hugging to show that waist
 
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Screaming like bellie when she's told no more digestives or when con artist traps his balls in his coffin lid
 
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