Elle Darby #36 Con’s been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse

[WhiteOrchid]

Rumour has it that one of the challenges in the second season of Squid Games will involve spending a weekend with Elle & Con, identifying 6 different Yankee Candles blindfolded, then convincingly telling Elle she's a better singer than Adele. If you fail you get shot, if you pass you get an Angelle tracksuit.

 

[WhiteOrchid]

As someone from a mixed race background, I can't figure out if this is offensive or hilariously not thought through as to how that may look....!? Con Man wannabe a bad man dem

 

[GiggyBOO2]

“Find someone you can build a whole world with “ she said this a few months back something along the lines of “find someone who makes you a fiancé , baby mamma and business partner”
As opposed to what Elle ?
A man who breaks his bollox every day in a minimum wage job to provide for his family , a man who is struggling with fertility , someone who can’t afford an engagement ring ?
guess what Elle , funny enough people can actually be happy in life and in a relationship without all the materialistic stuff , the expensive cars , the business etc . So no , we will not “find” someone like him .

 

[Gossipgirl23]

No words for the pout

 

[rlouisep9]

Can anyone not see her Instagram? I can’t find her account anymore when I click on her link via Connor it says it doesn’t exist anymore ??

Sounds like she may have blocked you

 

[Juniperbell]

I watched the newest vlog.

Did anyone else notice katie indirectly taking the piss out of Elle?

They’re talking about how they haven’t felt like it’s Autumnal yet (these influencers that are “obsessed” with autumn zzz) and Katie says “I know boo, people are still wearing shorts out like it’s not autumn”

It’s you Elle.
You’re people.

 

[HolymolyMeohmy]

I find it so odd that Elle has commented on this 'thats my baby' yeah that's also your insta account Hun ‍

 

[rlouisep9]

50 quid for that shitty swift farm sign? She's off her nut, far too much money wasted on decorating for Autumn
Also can't wait until SSS hits the sleep regressions/teething she's so smug just now thinking she's got it nailed

Swift Farm... ah yes because farms are traditionally new build houses with astroturf covered in dog shit

 

[eeeecccc]

Could just be me being old fashioned (however I'm only 25) but I think it's so tacky to have your boobs spilling out and a leg slit on a wedding dress

 

[WordsFromReuben]

What happened to just having a badly carved rotten pumpkin outside your house for a month past Halloween is that not good enough anymore

 

[ChubClubThug]

£45.00 English pounds for what is essentially a vampires wank flannel? Absolutely not

 

[ChubClubThug]

Forgive me if I sound gross... but wtf is going on here? Has she got one of her flaps stuck on the outside of her bodysuit it's not a look angle

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Elle Darby #37 Winter Fuel Crisis? She doesn't have a Scooby, another non essential trip to London with Little Sazuki

 

[ChubClubThug]

Anyone else spot this?

The other two are dressed appropriately... Elle looks like a pantomime dame, less is more angle. Why she couldn't just get a little black dress like everyone else is bizarre. She looks nice enough, but it's just stupid to wear a wedding dress when you're just a spectator with a paid ticket

 

[Sky1234567]

Wow I can’t believe how much her hair line has receded if she actually spoke about things people going through PP deal with she might just be a little bit more relatable, it’s just so strange that she has to pretend she has the perfect life, imogen is a freak but at least she just admits what she’s going through even though it is a bit TMI.
Maybe conman can get Elle 20% off hair plugs.

 

[WordsFromReuben]

“Things to do in Bath”

Proceeds to list chain restaurants / bars that can be found in most cities

 

[titfortat928]

Just bringing this back

The way she sits there and plays the victim… You LITERALLY asked a business, an independent business to stay there for FREE. Talking about working her ass off… HAHAHAH, fuck off your silly wonky eyed melon, work your ass off? Walking round day to day, filming your fake ass self and sitting in the comfort of you home which is paid for by these brain washed children watching your shit, buying your sweat shop merch… yeah you really worked your ass off. Delusional, absolutely delusional. You only hated it because someone called you out and you could do fuck all about it, couldn’t delete comments, no point in blocking as these people don’t follow you, you had no control over someone calling you out in broad day light. You got what you deserved

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Carys will be breast feeding in the middle of the ceremony for maximum attention.

 

[chorizorice]

I can’t

 

[Miri04827]

I’m sorry but she looks fucking trashy in both of those dresses. Money really can’t buy class.