Elle Darby #23 Up the duff, Con's had enough, why's the dog always sniffing her muff?

[WhiteOrchid]

I think a majority will agree that bodyshaming a pregnant woman isn't called for. What Elle is being criticised for is her lack of empathy towards others, her inability to talk about anything than herself and her pregnancy with her thousands of followers that have watched her or bought her Merch over the years. Making people believe she's a size 10 (nothing wrong with whatever size you are btw, she's just obsessed with making sure people know she's a size small) The heavy editing of her photos, her blatant disregard for the rules during the 2nd Lockdown particularly, the constant stream of IG stories of all the crap she eats, yet pretends in her latest video she eats more healthier (sponsored by Hello Fresh) how exhausting it is being pregnant, yet somehow finding the energy to visit Primark on its first day open after Lockdown, blocks people that warn her about the dangers of cot bumpers, allowing Con Job to sponge off her whilst he screenshots away on soft porn Insta accounts to store in his vampire Wank Bank.... So yes. Yes we're entitled to call her out on that tit and enjoy a bit of banter whilst we're at it.

I would've given my right arm to be hooked up to an intravenous drip of Tango Ice Blasts, and devoured Crunchies and Haribo like they were going out of fashion in my pregnancies, but a line has to be drawn somewhere

This is to nobody inparticular, but if you're starting to Police what can and can't be discussed on a gossip forum, then maybe this ain't the place for you

 

[Disneylifeonly]

I think a majority will agree that bodyshaming a pregnant woman isn't called for. What Elle is being criticised for is her lack of empathy towards others, her inability to talk about anything than herself and her pregnancy with her thousands of followers that have watched her or bought her Merch over the years. Making people believe she's a size 10 (nothing wrong with whatever size you are btw, she's just obsessed with making sure people know she's a size small) The heavy editing of her photos, her blatant disregard for the rules during the 2nd Lockdown particularly, the constant stream of IG stories of all the crap she eats, yet pretends in her latest video she eats more healthier (sponsored by Hello Fresh) how exhausting it is being pregnant, yet somehow finding the energy to visit Primark on its first day open after Lockdown, blocks people that warn her about the dangers of cot bumpers, allowing Con Job to sponge off her whilst he screenshots away on soft porn Insta accounts to store in his vampire Wank Bank.... So yes. Yes we're entitled to call her out on that tit and enjoy a bit of banter whilst we're at it.

I would've given my right arm to be hooked up to an intravenous drip of Tango Ice Blasts, and devoured Crunchies and Haribo like they were going out of fashion in my pregnancies, but a line has to be drawn somewhere

This is to nobody inparticular, but if you're starting to Police what can and can't be discussed on a gossip forum, then maybe this ain't the place for you

I totally agree with this
Absolutely she should be called all for all thr above, only thing I didn't agree with was when people would call her pregnancy body disgusting because let's be honest it was uncalled for.
I agree that she should just br honest about what she's eating, in all honesty there is nothing wrong with not eating salads every day when pregnant and eating treats, many people do, I cba with her pretending to be healthy when we've seen her eat millions of mcmuffins
Also the whole sizing thing is stupid, nobody her Connor cares what size you are elle

 

[lmao123]

How sad for poor little swift to know and read in the future that all your parents want you for is as an instagram accessory

That's exactly it, Elle is obsessed with this idea of having the perfect life and image and simply has to showcase everything on Instagram, even though she edits her selfies to within an inch of their lives

 

[Pippin93]

Does anyone know what they are calling the baby?

They keep dropping dinosaur hints using the dinosaur emoji. So my guess is maybe Arlo like the Good Dinosaur or could be Barney

 

[grumpycat]

Or it could literally be Rex

 

[Catlady1]

Urgh the holiday begs from the darby con artists are soooo boring

They did the begging between last years two lockdowns as well. It didn’t work. Lucy still had to only go to her Dads house in France by Euro tunnel with four children two of which were babies. Can’t knock them for trying !

 

[rlouisep9]

Or it could literally be Rex

They've said it's a traditional name though and I wouldn't say Rex or Arlo were.

But then again they did think they were in Chicago whilst talking about a photo of them taken in front of the Golden Gate Bridge so you know

 

[ChubClubThug]

I think we all comment on the gut/gunt/belly/pregnancy bump because she has been an annoying bastard the minute she got her fake engagement and pissed on a pregnancy stick..People have had enough.. she's been getting her big ellie belly out since she was ten minutes past conception and it hasn't changed since she first started gloating - it's pretty much the same size! That's where the weight comments come from IMO, because she's hidden her fanny belly from the angles in her "XS clothes" for months and months, so people are in disbelief how deceptive she's been and now seeing her true size. She STILL insists she's only a medium from a small! Connor is the only person who truly hates how she looks it would seem! She's her own worst enemy, her smug superior attitude has earned her a lot of negative comments and she's only got herself to blame with her ridiculous attitude.

 

[Bumble3bee]

Probably Maryland

Or McMuffin

 

[MissFinn]

Like she has nothing going on in her sad little life and she is just sitting on her arse 24/7 and wishing the time away writing utter nonsense To socials the baby is no way near being here and shes planning holiday cause poor carbsy didnt get her baby moon aww dont we all feel sorry. How out of touch can you be its so fake all of theyre amazing holidays shes seemed miserable anyways but oh its been so amazing To be alone at hotel whilst cons been clubbing. She is focused on baby tan and jelly shoes shes materialistic and vain twit. She just wants To portray this bullshit fake image instead of living actually. Like Who on earth can relate To her

I have massive trauma from a huge surgery I had younger and it failed etc. Im really scared of giving birth. Her manifesting bullshit about perfect birth is so unrelatable. I also cant wait To get To know the baby and learn To Take care of it.. No way in hell im planning holidays straight when hes out from My Jay! She is empty shallow vain person and all her writings seem so naive and dumb. Its like written by 14 year old Who think babys are cute.

She looks so unwell. No matter the size she still stays ugly inside out. Shes obsessed pretending To be xs-s. Its sad that she has nothing Else To focuse on than the lies bout her size. She keeps bringing it up. Like no one cares but we have Eyes and can see her size without seeing the tag. She is gonna struggle so much when the baby is out and she is left with massive pouch.

Rant over. Jesus she is annoying.

 

[WhiteOrchid]

I think we all comment on the gut/gunt/belly/pregnancy bump because she has been an annoying bastard the minute she got her fake engagement and pissed on a pregnancy stick..People have had enough.. she's been getting her big ellie belly out since she was ten minutes past conception and it hasn't changed since she first started gloating - it's pretty much the same size! That's where the weight comments come from IMO, because she's hidden her fanny belly from the angles in her "XS clothes" for months and months, so people are in disbelief how deceptive she's been and now seeing her true size. She STILL insists she's only a medium from a small! Connor is the only person who truly hates how she looks it would seem! She's her own worst enemy, her smug superior attitude has earned her a lot of negative comments and she's only got herself to blame with her ridiculous attitude.

FANNY BELLYYYYYY THOUGH!! Crying.

 

[Piamia]

Guys I think Elle has blocked me because I commented on her photo that the crib bumper thing is dangerous and she shouldn't use it

I caught a block too? Not sure why

 

[just.here.for.the.tea]

I think we all comment on the gut/gunt/belly/pregnancy bump because she has been an annoying bastard the minute she got her fake engagement and pissed on a pregnancy stick..People have had enough.. she's been getting her big ellie belly out since she was ten minutes past conception and it hasn't changed since she first started gloating - it's pretty much the same size! That's where the weight comments come from IMO, because she's hidden her fanny belly from the angles in her "XS clothes" for months and months, so people are in disbelief how deceptive she's been and now seeing her true size.

Yes to this

FANNY BELLYYYYYY THOUGH!! Crying.

absolutely brilliant Elle’s fupa is really something else! I wonder if it’s been there all along & she’s just hidden it well

 

[Disney_Wolf]

I caught a block too? Not sure why

Her list is ever growing omg. My timeline does feel weirdly empty though without her fish lips and XS belly constantly being shown

 

[klady]

FANNY BELLYYYYYY THOUGH!! Crying.

On the floor CRYING Note to self: Do not, I repeat DO NOT read Tattle while at work. Now, let me compose myself so I can get these reports compiled.

 

[CarlyBear94]

Why's she making her dad sound like a victim? I didn't know what he done made him a victim? He knew what he was doing...

 

[emswardrobe]

Why's she making her dad sound like a victim? I didn't know what he done made him a victim? He knew what he was doing...

literally!!!!! and that post is clearly an ad

 

[Becclo44]

Aww Elle’s so proud of daddy dearest for being in prison, how lovely

 

[grumpycat]

The post about her dad was the least genuine thing ever (but then what do you get for a girl who sells hello fresh but chugs sugar like it’s water)

I did however, think the dedication to her mum in the book, was very sweet and did get me in the feels.

 

[ummmmmyea]

Like she has nothing going on in her sad little life and she is just sitting on her arse 24/7 and wishing the time away writing utter nonsense To socials the baby is no way near being here and shes planning holiday cause poor carbsy didnt get her baby moon aww dont we all feel sorry. How out of touch can you be its so fake all of theyre amazing holidays shes seemed miserable anyways but oh its been so amazing To be alone at hotel whilst cons been clubbing. She is focused on baby tan and jelly shoes shes materialistic and vain twit. She just wants To portray this bullshit fake image instead of living actually. Like Who on earth can relate To her

I have massive trauma from a huge surgery I had younger and it failed etc. Im really scared of giving birth. Her manifesting bullshit about perfect birth is so unrelatable. I also cant wait To get To know the baby and learn To Take care of it.. No way in hell im planning holidays straight when hes out from My Jay! She is empty shallow vain person and all her writings seem so naive and dumb. Its like written by 14 year old Who think babys are cute.

She looks so unwell. No matter the size she still stays ugly inside out. Shes obsessed pretending To be xs-s. Its sad that she has nothing Else To focuse on than the lies bout her size. She keeps bringing it up. Like no one cares but we have Eyes and can see her size without seeing the tag. She is gonna struggle so much when the baby is out and she is left with massive pouch.

Rant over. Jesus she is annoying.

that bitcch needs a wwake up call. wont be suprised if connor left her that littlee pervert

I think a majority will agree that bodyshaming a pregnant woman isn't called for. What Elle is being criticised for is her lack of empathy towards others, her inability to talk about anything than herself and her pregnancy with her thousands of followers that have watched her or bought her Merch over the years. Making people believe she's a size 10 (nothing wrong with whatever size you are btw, she's just obsessed with making sure people know she's a size small) The heavy editing of her photos, her blatant disregard for the rules during the 2nd Lockdown particularly, the constant stream of IG stories of all the crap she eats, yet pretends in her latest video she eats more healthier (sponsored by Hello Fresh) how exhausting it is being pregnant, yet somehow finding the energy to visit Primark on its first day open after Lockdown, blocks people that warn her about the dangers of cot bumpers, allowing Con Job to sponge off her whilst he screenshots away on soft porn Insta accounts to store in his vampire Wank Bank.... So yes. Yes we're entitled to call her out on that tit and enjoy a bit of banter whilst we're at it.

I would've given my right arm to be hooked up to an intravenous drip of Tango Ice Blasts, and devoured Crunchies and Haribo like they were going out of fashion in my pregnancies, but a line has to be drawn somewhere

This is to nobody inparticular, but if you're starting to Police what can and can't be discussed on a gossip forum, then maybe this ain't the place for you

bet she is aa xxxl