You mean his cryptAt least con now has his black dungeon... sorry gym to rub one out for the instagrammers
We all know by “juicy Q&A” she wants people to ask about sex during pregnancy so she can talk about it like Carys and James doTattlers, should we ask her when will she get a fucking clue? Also, let’s ask who the hell does she think she’s fooling with her over edited pictures?!?
I’m sorry but that’s a total insult to John LennonIs John Lennon your long lost twin ?
I’ve just gotten off the phone with Elle, and she’s made it her goal to finish the pie and two cartons of Maryland cookies by nightfall. #PigGoalsno doubt that will be finished by tomorrow
There's no way he's willingly knobbing her, unless it's on the rare occasion to get another new piece of equipment for the home gym. He's not taking one for the team unless he absolutely needs toWe all know by “juicy Q&A” she wants people to ask about sex during pregnancy so she can talk about it like Carys and James do...aka she will ask herself about her sex life so she can talk about it and put it as clickbait for YouTube videos.
She’ll make out it’s amazing, meanwhile Conman is looking at half naked bikini babes on Instagram and no doubt watching porn out in the home gym while Elle’s in bed with the dogs watching Netflix and eating Maryland’s
This is worded fucking brilliantlyThere's no way he's willingly knobbing her, unless it's on the rare occasion to get another new piece of equipment for the home gym. He's not taking one for the team unless he absolutely needs to
I reckon she'll broach the subject on purpose and go all coy and giggly over it, and One Cup will be sat there looking all shifty and embarrassed. She'll definitley overdo how much they have it, because she's such a size 10 glowing pregnancy desirable queeeennn anglessss and the DIY Dreamboat can't keep his E.T fingers off her
Oh my goodness I saw that too and if we are thinking about the same person it’s an Instagrammer local to her?another instagrammer just had a prepack hospital suitcase gifted to her, they cost £150 to buy, that’s what Elle ishintingbegging for
Hell, he brought her a shoe horn so he wouldn’t have to help her with her shoes. We know darn well he’s not helping her in THIS area. Not when he can one-cup-himself from his Instagram feed of half naked women. Knowing ConJOB, he’ll probably buy Elle a tool for THAT need, too. She’s truly got herself a keeperThis is worded fucking brilliantly‘willingly knobbing her’ bravo my friend
it was sensationalseven, she is from Scotland so isn’t close to Elle, these idiots must just give out free stuff all the timeOh my goodness I saw that too and if we are thinking about the same person it’s an Instagrammer local to her?
Right up her street though, everything in it was BEIGE!
I feel like Elle aspires to be like her... she keeps saying she wants to pop one out after the other... it will be interesting to see if she’s still saying that after the second baby!it was sensationalseven, she is from Scotland so isn’t close to Elle, these idiots must just give out free stuff all the timebut yes everything was beige
reading ‘willingly knobbing her’ whilst drinking coffee was an epic Sunday morning disasterThere's no way he's willingly knobbing her, unless it's on the rare occasion to get another new piece of equipment for the home gym. He's not taking one for the team unless he absolutely needs to
I reckon she'll broach the subject on purpose and go all coy and giggly over it, and One Cup will be sat there looking all shifty and embarrassed. She'll definitley overdo how much they have it, because she's such a size 10 glowing pregnancy desirable queeeennn anglessss and the DIY Dreamboat can't keep his E.T fingers off her
Same, we bought everything second hand (aside from cot mattress and car seat as that's not recommended), just picking up a few new bits if needed/wanted, but on the whole it was all good quality and wasn't used for too long, and could still be donated on afterwards. We are fortunate to be financially secure and could have afforded new stuff, but i don't see the point in spending just because you can, it's so wasteful not to mention over consumption is killing the planet.Her life is so materialist fake and empty. She screams unhappy behind those ridicilous filter pics.
Why does she need hospital bag? Shell use it once and toss it away. So wasteful. Im at a good salary atm but ive bought everything for the baby second hand! And everything is nice and in good shape and fine by me. I just dont care about baby brands etc (no shame if you do and want To buy certain things i get it and dont judge). My man has applied To study so we are allready thinking ahead and saving money for that etc.
I also have many Dreams career wise after bebe. What are elles Dreams? Its all plastic filters and materia things. She doesnt drive To do anything cause this life style has made her lazy and unhappy.
Ps you never see her with friends.. No hobbies.. No studies no nothing.. No passion towards anything than portraying fake life.
Pps. Few weeks To gomonths To go you idiot
Ppps. I would be bored To death To think about my gorgeous future son 24/7. Like im blessed but i have work/family/friends/hobbies. Aint no one have time To just sit 24 hours and post baby baby baby.
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