The pair of them prancing around together taking constant photos of each other 
They both come across as so insecure
They both come across as so insecure
Elle Darby #2 not to be confused with Gemma Louise Miles.
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A disco in a Turkish holiday resort is missing a bingo caller for sure
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I love dogs, but Herbie gets on my bleeping tits
It’s weird he doesn’t seem to have a “personality” I know that sounds ridiculous about a dog, but he’s always just lying around on the sofa or in bed with her. He’s never running around or being playful, is that what that breed is usually like I have no idea?
literally just spat my drink out laughing!
Me too... he’s just like a big baby!
One of the worst outfits I’ve seen her in
Hahaha I actually think the opposite of this and think he's soo cute! However I think Carys and James' dog Mila has no personality and she gets on my tits
I find all dogs get on my tits, but that’s probably because when I was a kid I heard my dad tell his girlfriend he loved his dog more than me
on a serious note, I think he’s a cute dog, but my friend has the same breed and hers is loopy, bounces off the walls constantly, herbie does seem very chill.
on a serious note, I think he’s a cute dog, but my friend has the same breed and hers is loopy, bounces off the walls constantly, herbie does seem very chill.
She can splurge money on that house all she wants but she has NO sense of style, it’s all white company crap
I did suggest one on the last page
Thread suggestion don't h8 me its my first one... Con made Elle buy a new Tesla and he's even blagged himself as Angelle Huns administrator
What made me laugh, was in one of slogs - sorry Vlogs, old greasy Connn, was sitting on Herbs sofa in the kitchen, and had Herbs laying backwards over him, and stupid Elle actually covered up Herbs doggie PENIS !! Yes, Elle, you stupid bleep, Male Dogs have got PENISES!! Although maybe Connn got jealous that Herbies PENIS is bigger than his...
I still hate Herbie though, and at the end of her last vlog- which basically was a 33 minute boast-a-thon featuring a new Tesla (Ooh shall we keep the white leather Angeeeeelllsss??). A pair of “Vintage” Chanel sunglasses that looked like something Del Boy would sell down the market (AND WHO WEARS bleeping SUNGLASSES IN THE RAIN??)
With the grand finale being a tour of her boring panelled bedrooms, and the “Guest Room” with the White Company Black Four Poster which looks bleeping rubbish with the light above it not being in the center (I’m sure you all know what I mean!!). And, saving the best boast until last....Her bleeping Decking “Pergola” with its little lights... Looks like a bleeping stage, possibly for greasy Connn to practice his screeching (sorry-singing) And when Conn lept up on his stage, looking for all the world like a Freddie Mercury tribute act, and that bleeping dog followed him, just for a tiny second was I hoping that Herbie would fall off the other side...
Once again, I’m reminded to say that I LOVE DOGS
(Just not that bleeping dog)
At least it’s true to size, eh Elle??!!
Also guys I died when I saw this he's wearing a bleeping white cardigan. Omg and that lil leg pose.. Please can someone include the white cardigan in a thread suggestion it'll make my day
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This is the the most ridiculous I’ve ever seen him looking - hands down. I strongly suspect he’s wearing Elles trousers, looks exactly like something she’s worn before. And the cardigan - it’s beyond a joke! Luckily for him mirrors can’t talk nor laugh
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Con won’t stop his boasting ways
And Elle’s the mug who always pays.
Con won’t stop his boasting ways
And Elle’s the mug who always pays.
Is swearing allowed?
con thinks he’s fit, but he just looks like a tit.
con thinks he’s fit, but he just looks like a tit.
He looks so happy in those clothes, she’s definitely dressed him haha
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Con Con the Conartist man
Elle Elle run as fast as you can
bit short but could be added to
New thread suggestion ( gingerbread theme )
Con Con the Conartist man
Elle Elle run as fast as you can
bit short but could be added to
Does anyone else think he looks like the main male actor?- Status