ANNND one minute she talks with a posh accent and then she is talking with the Geordie accent.Oh yay, so glad she has a thread!! ?
Things that annoy me about her-
She says mirrow instead of mirror.
She buys people tat for presents. She’s a tight arse.
She has rubber lips when pouting.
Her forehad is mahoosive as scraping her hair vack so tightly had has given her a receding hairline & Tefal head.
She acts, looks & dresses older than her mum.
She squeezes into clothes far far too small for her. She thinks she’s s 12-14 - 18-20 more like.
She’s a bloody hypochondriac & is never in work.
She’s not yet 30 but has Nana naps during the day.
She’s been on 12 million diets & is fatter than before she started.
Her husband Neil is a wuss who does all the housework while she’s surgically attached to her sofa.
Her bedrooms are always a pigsty.
She can’t keep a friend for more than five minutes.
She wants a baby & has been advised to lose weight but she won’t stick to a diet.
She never goes further than Asda/Poundland/B&M Bargains except for once a year when she goes to Mexica but never leaves the hotel. She gets burnt to a crisp on this holiday. Every year.
Neil acts like a man child playing x-box every night.
Her ban was rushed to hospital but Elaine didn’t visit her because she needed a nap.
Think that’s it...
She used to ALWAYS say Mam for Mother but with her thinking she is posh and better than everyone it has suddenly gone to Mum.
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