Padding out
Elaine....love.....you've been padding out for 10 years, nothing to do with your growing uterus
Padding outShe and will have matching Christmas PJs and they’ve already bought them next year for the baby. But hers don’t fit already. She doesn’t have a bump yet but she’s padded out and podgy around the edges from her ‘ever growing uterus’ and all pregnant woman will understand what she means. I’ve had 4 children and um what is she on about?
I think the padding is due to Oreos and chocolates hun. She’s hoping they will fit next year though.
Expanding uterus must be expanding as fast as her forehead isCan’t see us getting any bump pic updates from her then if she’s already feeling bigger...we all know how obsessed she is with her weight. It’s up to her though, she can eat healthier and move more, it’ll help the baby more than harm it what with the size of her! She won’t though of course, she’ll just blame it on being pregnant like she’s already doing with her “ever expanding uterus”
Nothing really other than this....No Christmas news from Elaine? Since I’m blocked I crave these updates! Hope you all have had a great, albeit weird, Christmas!
Fucks sake elaineNothing really other than this....
I bet Neil has had a brilliant Christmas....that will annoy our elaineI bet Will is well thrilled with his Guiness slippers, pack of 3 walnut whirls and any other home bargains tat she got her hands on. Merry Christmas Will and welcome to elaines world
I think she posted a story on the evening of Christmas Day saying they were ‘home now’ (from where I wonder?) and wrapped up warm because it was cold. However I wouldn’t put it past her to have pre-recorded that. Although on the other hand she hasn’t been fussed about letting everyone know she’s flouting the rules so maybe she wouldn’t care enough to hide the fact that they are/were staying at her mumsShe’s probably been staying at her mums, hence the silence. She always planned to break the rules regarding covid.
Definitely think he’s a bit dim too! I wonder if that’s why everything’s moved a million miles an hour.Jerez she’s ordered a pram. What is she 10 weeks? Cringing so bad for her. Will most be wondering what the f he’s got himself into.
Mind you I do wonder if he might be a little dim so perhaps he’s not wondering that.
Oh and there’s more from TK Max tooI cant believe she's bought a pram already!!!
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