She said a little while ago it was to take to the airport because their cars werent big enough to take all their suitcases I think!
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God sake! I go to work last night and miss Elaine talking about sex? She must be gagging for it by the sounds of things. They always say the ones who talk about it the most are the ones not having any! No wonder she always goes on about the men at work.
Poor Neil too, his wife would rather look at other mens bits then his own. Their marriage is not going to go anywhere, it especially wont get anywhere close to having a child together.
Poor Neil too, his wife would rather look at other mens bits then his own. Their marriage is not going to go anywhere, it especially wont get anywhere close to having a child together.
Neil’s probably given up. She was really prudy, and let’s face it she’s lazy and allergic to everything. She probably wouldn’t let him near her, so he’s probably just gave up trying. Now she’s on the gin, she’s after some action!! I can’t imagine Elaine being remotely attractive in the bedroom 
I agree discussing her daughter like that was super weird. TBF it was Lisa not Elaine but even so.I switch off I period told on about what she can n can’t use n askin what age thn Lisa tellin the world her daughter grown hair Bit dad really.
Think Elaine need a really good shag. And Neil can’t give other that’s why she doing this sex talk about chat men up at work
Why no cut her less n spit. She ain’t gunna get far in live she blatantly unhappy
She has nothing to talk about at all!!I have zero interest in other people’s sex lives. Why a balding, overweight deluded woman like Elaine thinks that strangers want to hear about hers is beyond me
It’s for the next 2 weeks ish cos it’s bigger for all their suitcases to take to the airport.
She did buy her own but it’s not big enough for 4 suitcases. To be honest they work, live and whatever else together so really don’t need a car each, and she says she’s not materialistic!
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So they use someones else's car just to travel to the airport (assuming Newcastle) and then parks it unused for two weeks. If you are stupid enough to get 2 small cars when you obviously need a bigger one , hire a taxi.
*Side note* We have two cars, but each time we change we ensure than one of them is big enough for such things.
Princess won’t get in a taxi!!
She’s way too tight to get a taxi!!!
She said she's like a pornstar when she's drunkNeil’s probably given up. She was really prudy, and let’s face it she’s lazy and allergic to everything. She probably wouldn’t let him near her, so he’s probably just gave up trying. Now she’s on the gin, she’s after some action!! I can’t imagine Elaine being remotely attractive in the bedroom
Whoever said it's like teenager talk, you're completely right. She's acting like I was at probably 15 trying to act cool in front of my friends.
I feel so sorry for Neil. In which happy marriage do you beg your mum to go on holiday with you so you don't have to spend time alone with your husband? Poor bloke.
She should leave him, and let him find someone who would actually want to spend time with him. She won't though because who else would have her?!
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She said she's like a pornstar when she's drunk
Whoever said it's like teenager talk, you're completely right. She's acting like I was at probably 15 trying to act cool in front of my friends.
I feel so sorry for Neil. In which happy marriage do you beg your mum to go on holiday with you so you don't have to spend time alone with your husband? Poor bloke.
She should leave him, and let him find someone who would actually want to spend time with him. She won't though because who else would have her?!
I’d love to know what porn film would have her!! I actually feel sorry for Neil, she’s clearly not happy, and telling everyone stuff that is personal to them. I agree, just sod off Elaine and let Neil get on with his life. She’s not a catch at all Am I the only one who doesn't feel sorry for Neil ...
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If only I had the balls to message him
laughing at his picture of the kit kat screen...have a break!! They need to!I don’t feel totally sorry for him, but find his less offensive than her. I can’t stand the woman!!
I do think he should feed her a few home truths. She’s a lazy fat cow who obviously has no respect at all for him, that’s what I think is wrong!!
I don’t feel totally sorry for him, but find his less offensive than her. I can’t stand the woman!!
I think they both get what they want out of the marriage. He has a young "sexy" (in his mind) wife...she puts up with no sex cos he does all the housework while she sits on her fat arse watching! Where else can she meet a man like that? They have serious marital problems, i don't believe for a moment that he can't ejaculate, it's more like he won't. It was all so rushed when they got together. she was 17, he was 36, she went and met him in London, alone, and that was it, first time they met and they've lived together ever since. Nothing about them is right, at all. It was weird from the start, they are both unhappy, it will have been like this for years but now she's being more vocal about it. I can't see them splitting up though until Elaine loses weight and gains more confidence ( god help us all if that ever happens, imagine the selfies! )
It's got to the point where I feel sorry for both of them and wish they would both cut their losses and split for their own sakes...
I think she would start flirting with every bloke she sees if she lost weight, but that’s never going to happen let’s face it!!
Neither seem happy with each other that's for sure...of course social media only shows a small percentage of their lives but they seem extremely unhappy. Maybe the want of children has pushed them further apart, some couples it can bring them closer together but others it can push them away. I feel for Neil a lot, and Elaine in some way...they clearly rushed things at the beginning but who am I to judge...I have rushed into things before and severely regretted it. I just hope for BOTH of them things get sorted out before one goes off the rails.
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