Elaine12Jones #2 Newcastle's number one weight loss expert!

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She’s currently chatting about willies, blowjobs and periods!

She’s not as shy as she makes out ... it’s all flowing out of her mouth. Totally at ease

She’s off looking at porn now to see if a mans shaved willy and balls looks bigger!

She’s not even got a glass of gin on the go!!!
I watched too. I think it’s pretty obvious tho that they rarely have sex and she’s totally not comfortable around him. I mean she doesn’t even take her bra off or anything when he’s around, it’s quite sad actually as she’s obviously really unhappy
 
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I love the way she always says " I can't believe I'm saying this" "It's not like me at all". She was the one who said bought it up. When Jane asked her who instigates sex her or Neil she said er let's not answer that. I'd be surprised if they have any sex now.
 
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Yes total comfort! The tell tail is the pockets, how tight?
When the width of your arse is greater than the length of your legs you know you're in trouble.

Not as much trouble as the seams on those trousers though, I'll hear them screaming in my dreams.
 
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I watched a bit of the live, couldn't believe what she was talking about :eek: Then showing pictures of dicks! Someone asked what they'd missed, and she mentioned whether they have sex with the lights on or off, did anyone hear if they have the lights on or off? I bet she said off but was just wondering.
 
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Oh my God....what did I miss?

Do the lives stay watchable after it ends? I really want to watch lol
 
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Oh my God....what did I miss?

Do the lives stay watchable after it ends? I really want to watch lol
It was very xrated! I saw talk of blow jobs, talk (and pictures) of shaven/unshaven dicks, anal beads, all sorts! Think she's desperate for it 😂 Instead of talking about it with strangers, why not go and spend time with your husband? He's got a dick...

Oh my God....what did I miss?

Do the lives stay watchable after it ends? I really want to watch lol
No she doesn't save the lives unfortunately (or fortunately 😂)
 
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She doesn’t have any real mates to talk about things with. Imagine, putting all that out there!! No one with any sense would want to go near her anyway. 🤮
 
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Oh wow! Glad I didn't watch now! It's pretty obvious her and Neil never have sex. Its also actually really sad!
But she has her buzzy friend to help her out remember 🤣
 
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I switched off at periods, I thought it was getting a bit teenager ish if you know what I mean. Sounds like I was right hearing about the talk of dicks etc lol. It’s what I probably did at about 18/19 ish. Definitely doesn’t do anything with Neil, and agree that they aren’t what they used to be.
 
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Just out of curiosity was Neil there when she was going on about this? Or was she hidden away sat on her bed chatting 🤣
 
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I watched a bit of the live, couldn't believe what she was talking about :eek: Then showing pictures of dicks! Someone asked what they'd missed, and she mentioned whether they have sex with the lights on or off, did anyone hear if they have the lights on or off? I bet she said off but was just wondering.
Off, obviously! Then she got upset about her stretch marks
 
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I think they just to admit to each other that its more like a friendship now. Time to move on
 
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I switch off I period told on about what she can n can’t use n askin what age thn Lisa tellin the world her daughter grown hair Bit dad really.

Think Elaine need a really good shag 😂😂😂. And Neil can’t give other that’s why she doing this sex talk about chat men up at work

Why no cut her less n spit. She ain’t gunna get far in live she blatantly unhappy
 
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She even begged her mum to come on hol with them so she didn't have to spend any alone time with Neil
 
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Why has her dad given them his car for the foreseeable future? is it because the one she bought recently isn't working? Thats what you get for buying old cheap cars Elaine. Just spend a bit of money and get a nicer one.
 
Those ‘joggers’ in primark aren’t even joggers 🤣 they have all sorts of colours & patterns. I have a few pairs worn with nice sandals/shoes and a top tucked in and trousers pulled high waist. They can look good but Elaine makes them look absolutely hideous!!!
Me too! Mine look nothing like that on Me. Infact, I have just come back from Holiday & wore mine on the journey back & they were really comfy and smart looking

All this sex talk from Elaine is far from how she used to be before monkey 47. I reckon all this talk is the gin talking as She has always come across a massive prude. Even to the point of never showing Her knickers in a haul video. She is pitiful really, not only is she missing out on life by doing Jack tit in Her spare time, she is missing out on a good, or even bad sex life. She is to be pitied really.
 
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