Ah so her not providing any ingredients for the glue on the website IS a big no no.
Never forget when she wanted to go around schools to teach them all about this
Mr LLL had one at our local GDK and said it was vile. Overpriced dog food.
So lazy of Eebz to list the same details in each one of her products. The faux mink eyelashes have the description of mink sheddings. Well is it faux or not?
I am so pleased as I was worried the mirror would be too hairy. 
I aspire to be her
Max, Grace and all the other tik tok influencers I can't remember are all being flown around to different cities and meeting celebs etc. Then we get the face of tik tok getting her picture taken with the owners of a franchise takeaway.I’m sorry is this what it has come down to
How the mighty have fallen, and I bloody love it , they literally never eat a home cooked meal , kebabs for clout, I’ve seen it all now
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cos no way is Eden the same height as little man xStop!! I didn't even twig that was the description for the mirror and faux lashes as wellSo lazy of Eebz to list the same details in each one of her products. The faux mink eyelashes have the description of mink sheddings. Well is it faux or not?
The mirror is also non vegan and has mink sheddings
She is such a pro
CHA CHA CHA Right! People who joined way after Eden and have less followers have been given amazing opportunities and have been all over the world on influencer trips etc and Eden hasn't done anything. She's done what? a fake tan collab with a company that were then outed as scammers. The odd influencer event and oh yeah a mental health campaign that got so much backlash from loads of people upset she was the face of it. Is she not embarrassed? It's painfully obvious big brands don't want anything to do with her at all and that alone should tell her something surely.
Not to mention referencing his pal Matt Healey!
Think I might have to change my name to Eden because I think I now have asthma (gonna get diagnosed tomorrow)from laughing so hard at thisHey
Feeling happy and like I have my tit together today so thought I would do a Potato Product review
Here’s how it works. I have 5 categories and you can win up to 2 potatoes in each.
Delivery:
Call me Spuddie Flintoff because it’s a 0 potatoes straight off the bat. I paid £2.99 P&P and it was supposed to arrive within 2-4 business days. It took 4 business days before I was even told they had been shipped. So even though Ebo tried to blame the Royal Mail for things not being delivered in time, the Royal Mail actually took less time delivering them, then Ebo did to pack them. We’ve all seen her pack lashes, we know how easy it is.
Packaging:
As we know, they arrive in a little black bag, in a little black box, inside another black box. I emptied the postie bag frantically trying to find my hand written thank you card. Nah, even though she referred to herself as a ‘small business owner’, Eben seemed to assume she’d be so inundated with orders she simply wouldn’t have time!
The actual free but not free black flippy box they come in is pretty nice, it’s a nice way to present them. However, her logo is shocking and I won’t go into why.
The box inside the flippy box is tacky af and I don’t even know why she bothered.
I’ll give this one 0.5 potatoes.
Look of the lashes:
At first observation, they appeared to have a very thick band. Not my ideal type of lash. I get that they’re specifically for those who want the same eyelashes as her but if she wants be a cosmetic brand, she needs to branch out. I know a good handful of people who would hate them.
The thick band also extended way beyond where the lashes were placed on them, so that would be a bit pokey to wear.
They seem to be fluttery and wispy and that’s a good thing for me. They’re also quite full. I will say tho, that the outer corner of one eyelash had strands which were all bent out of shape, like they had been ragged about withNot such a problem if you trim them to size the normal person way. But if you trim them to size from the inner corners (like Eben), you’ve got a problem.
Also, on the same lash, there was one really long strand which did not make sense.
On the other less problematic lash, there were still dramas. About a third of the lash from the inner side was not curled up whatsoever. Piss take.
1 potato because on any other day, and better-quality control, I’d of still tried them.
Wear of the lashes:
0 potatoes. I am not putting them on my lashes. Not only do I enjoy having them dog-tit-less, I am also badly allergic. I think this is something she needs to consider for her consumers especially if she chooses to pack her lashes around her pets.
AOB:
I’m also furious about something else but I can’t say too much because it’ll give the game away.
0 potatoes.
All in all, EbenHarvz or EbenALarvz or EbeMLarvz lashes gets a spectacularly bad 1.5 potatoes out of 10.
All I can say is the people who post on tiktok raving are either big fans of her anyway or they would be happy with ya standard pack of 10 for a fiver off Amazon.
Wow she’s a bit of a chunky monkey now ain’t sheI’m sorry is this what it has come down to
How the mighty have fallen, and I bloody love it , they literally never eat a home cooked meal , kebabs for clout, I’ve seen it all now
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It’s just her jumper, she isn’t fat at all
It's a wonder how her back is not bad. She has one leg bent down to reduce her height and her hip bent the other way to further reduce that 4-6 inch height difference.I’m sorry is this what it has come down to
How the mighty have fallen, and I bloody love it , they literally never eat a home cooked meal , kebabs for clout, I’ve seen it all now
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Hardly, she's wearing an over sized hoodie. Also, she's got enough flaws in her personality, I don't think we need to body shame her.
Thank you for doing the lord's word, and I'm truly sorry for the sacrifice you've made xHey
Feeling happy and like I have my tit together today so thought I would do a Potato Product review
Here’s how it works. I have 5 categories and you can win up to 2 potatoes in each.
Delivery:
Call me Spuddie Flintoff because it’s a 0 potatoes straight off the bat. I paid £2.99 P&P and it was supposed to arrive within 2-4 business days. It took 4 business days before I was even told they had been shipped. So even though Ebo tried to blame the Royal Mail for things not being delivered in time, the Royal Mail actually took less time delivering them, then Ebo did to pack them. We’ve all seen her pack lashes, we know how easy it is.
Packaging:
As we know, they arrive in a little black bag, in a little black box, inside another black box. I emptied the postie bag frantically trying to find my hand written thank you card. Nah, even though she referred to herself as a ‘small business owner’, Eben seemed to assume she’d be so inundated with orders she simply wouldn’t have time!
The actual free but not free black flippy box they come in is pretty nice, it’s a nice way to present them. However, her logo is shocking and I won’t go into why.
The box inside the flippy box is tacky af and I don’t even know why she bothered.
I’ll give this one 0.5 potatoes.
Look of the lashes:
At first observation, they appeared to have a very thick band. Not my ideal type of lash. I get that they’re specifically for those who want the same eyelashes as her but if she wants be a cosmetic brand, she needs to branch out. I know a good handful of people who would hate them.
The thick band also extended way beyond where the lashes were placed on them, so that would be a bit pokey to wear.
They seem to be fluttery and wispy and that’s a good thing for me. They’re also quite full. I will say tho, that the outer corner of one eyelash had strands which were all bent out of shape, like they had been ragged about withNot such a problem if you trim them to size the normal person way. But if you trim them to size from the inner corners (like Eben), you’ve got a problem.
Also, on the same lash, there was one really long strand which did not make sense.
On the other less problematic lash, there were still dramas. About a third of the lash from the inner side was not curled up whatsoever. Piss take.
1 potato because on any other day, and better-quality control, I’d of still tried them.
Wear of the lashes:
0 potatoes. I am not putting them on my lashes. Not only do I enjoy having them dog-tit-less, I am also badly allergic. I think this is something she needs to consider for her consumers especially if she chooses to pack her lashes around her pets.
AOB:
I’m also furious about something else but I can’t say too much because it’ll give the game away.
0 potatoes.
All in all, EbenHarvz or EbenALarvz or EbeMLarvz lashes gets a spectacularly bad 1.5 potatoes out of 10.
All I can say is the people who post on tiktok raving are either big fans of her anyway or they would be happy with ya standard pack of 10 for a fiver off Amazon.
This made my day!!! So funnyHey
Feeling happy and like I have my tit together today so thought I would do a Potato Product review
Here’s how it works. I have 5 categories and you can win up to 2 potatoes in each.
Delivery:
Call me Spuddie Flintoff because it’s a 0 potatoes straight off the bat. I paid £2.99 P&P and it was supposed to arrive within 2-4 business days. It took 4 business days before I was even told they had been shipped. So even though Ebo tried to blame the Royal Mail for things not being delivered in time, the Royal Mail actually took less time delivering them, then Ebo did to pack them. We’ve all seen her pack lashes, we know how easy it is.
Packaging:
As we know, they arrive in a little black bag, in a little black box, inside another black box. I emptied the postie bag frantically trying to find my hand written thank you card. Nah, even though she referred to herself as a ‘small business owner’, Eben seemed to assume she’d be so inundated with orders she simply wouldn’t have time!
The actual free but not free black flippy box they come in is pretty nice, it’s a nice way to present them. However, her logo is shocking and I won’t go into why.
The box inside the flippy box is tacky af and I don’t even know why she bothered.
I’ll give this one 0.5 potatoes.
Look of the lashes:
At first observation, they appeared to have a very thick band. Not my ideal type of lash. I get that they’re specifically for those who want the same eyelashes as her but if she wants be a cosmetic brand, she needs to branch out. I know a good handful of people who would hate them.
The thick band also extended way beyond where the lashes were placed on them, so that would be a bit pokey to wear.
They seem to be fluttery and wispy and that’s a good thing for me. They’re also quite full. I will say tho, that the outer corner of one eyelash had strands which were all bent out of shape, like they had been ragged about withNot such a problem if you trim them to size the normal person way. But if you trim them to size from the inner corners (like Eben), you’ve got a problem.
Also, on the same lash, there was one really long strand which did not make sense.
On the other less problematic lash, there were still dramas. About a third of the lash from the inner side was not curled up whatsoever. Piss take.
1 potato because on any other day, and better-quality control, I’d of still tried them.
Wear of the lashes:
0 potatoes. I am not putting them on my lashes. Not only do I enjoy having them dog-tit-less, I am also badly allergic. I think this is something she needs to consider for her consumers especially if she chooses to pack her lashes around her pets.
AOB:
I’m also furious about something else but I can’t say too much because it’ll give the game away.
0 potatoes.
All in all, EbenHarvz or EbenALarvz or EbeMLarvz lashes gets a spectacularly bad 1.5 potatoes out of 10.
All I can say is the people who post on tiktok raving are either big fans of her anyway or they would be happy with ya standard pack of 10 for a fiver off Amazon.
thank you for blessing us with your potato review! I thoroughly enjoyed and laughed a lot 
