Eden Harvz #55 My online behaviour has sealed my own fate, but please give me brand deals because I am great!

[Notapennyformythoughts]

Tbf she is a dirty bitch

 

[ghostguy]

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Eben Harvz - speaking sexual to kids because ADHD, wonder what her next excuse will be

 

[itsallthedrama_mick]

I thought she said you could smell it and know they’d shit just not where… WHICH IS IT?

Why has she put “don’t ask” about cali wanting to be a vet as if it’s some really weird ambition? back to the Russian streets you go cali hun x

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

They’re so edgy having sex and using condoms ….

It's gives the same energy as the first couple in your year at school that start having sex and they suddenly think they're really grown up and reference sex all the time Lloyd is in his mid 30s ffs. It's so embarrassing.

 

[Hadtogetinvolved]

“My family and partner tell me to just clean and that I’m lazy and dirty” …most accurate thing she’s ever said

 

[skinnzza1994]

I couldn’t help but read that in the posh voice she came out with when Lloyd sprayed her with water after she’d had a blow dry “why on earth are you looking at my fiancés LinkedIn”
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A giant unit shed. Please tell me she ain’t talking about the little cupboard outside that Lloyd was so excited about not long ago

 

[Tanne1999]

Smokes, has a redbull addiction, has the odd Prosecco and has had cider and a cocktail in busies this year, apparently smokes weed now, defo watches porn or at least used to, was addicted to an over the counter anti-diarrhoea medication, takes rescue remedy. But she’s a Salvationist guys!!!

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

When baby lets you outside by yourself for a minute

 

[potatopotato2988]

I will buy a pair for tattle. Not til 15th tho.
please let me know if you’d prefer me to buy a pair of lashes or individuals.
I’m not buying both, and also I’m a seasoned lash wearer so eben better shit her pants.

 

[jxext]

Hand completely different colour to face

 

[pizzaslut]

These comments

”Btec saving grace”

… What a good start to your podcast page that hasn’t even came out yet lol

 

[madwor1d]

Literally EVERYTHING she says in that podcast is sooo passive aggressive. I actually felt a bit bad for yas

“Yas had a really hard time when wolf was first born. What are your feelings about Wolf now?”

“how would you describe me in 5 words?”

“You would be nothing without me”

Eden you absolute freak

 

[DrMeredithGrey]

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Eden Harvz - it’s not me, hi, I’m not the problem; it’s ADHD

 

[Mrloverlover]

You don’t get ADHD. You can’t catch it like a cold ffs. Im
Sick to death of this twat waffle already.

she claims to have ADHD and OCD whereas the only thing she needs is SOAP

 

[alpacamybags]

I have ADHD and it is debilitating. Diagnosed 3 years ago at 29. I have to fight with my brain every single day to do the most basic tasks, and it is difficult! Even with meds for it which makes me feel shit sometimes. Honestly I would love for a big influencer that has it to open up about it raise awareness as people love to self diagnose and it makes a mockery out of it when it's really serious but not absolutely not fucking Eden. She will do us no favours

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

She is trying so fucking hard to be GK Barry it’s really embarrassing

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

When you forget how to wipe again

 

[herbivore-]

When you hear they’re doing auditions for the new minion movie.

 

[Lovethegossipme]

I wonder if her private assessment follows NICE guidelines. I bet it doesn't.
She's a proper cunt. I sexualise children because I've got ADHD... No, it's because you're Mrs Savile gal.

 

[Rags2Riches]

She’s basically done the equivalent of a free ADHD test online but paid for the privilege from a “Harley Street” doctor - which fyi Eden means absolutely nothing, any scammy person working in the medical/cosmetic industry or not can rent a room in an office on Harley Street. Which is exactly what the ADHD place she went to does.

She might as well have done the “what type of bread are you” quiz at the same time. Which fyi Eden you are definitely Kingsmill Medium 50/50, because you’re mid, like to do blackfish when you’re white and you’re just basic as fuck.