Eden Harvz #42 Called out for being toxic and her fans are sparse, Eden’s run off with Yaz up her arse

[EvilJigglypuff]

When Eden’s left her skid marked underwear on the floor again

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

When you realise only 3 people turned up to your life changing tiktok transitions slideshow masterclass

 

[mooseknuckle]

What does he look like

 

[Burning-witches13]

When you find the local crack head dead in the sofa shop

 

[queencoco]

When you don’t let your husband stop you from pursuing the man of your dreams

 

[JustReadingAndJudging]

When you go down an get dog hair stuck in ya throat

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

When you’ve just railed half the packet and baby starts causing shit on live again

 

[FastAndTheCurious7]

Sofia reminds me of the drag queen Bagachipz

I rest my case

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

When baby tells you you need to go to the Job Centre because the Tiktok money has dried up

(I could literally do this all night, I fucking love making memes )

 

[Lovethegossipme]

I'm sorry BUT.... I'm suffering, the trolls made me do it but but but...... A sorry with a BUT is worth nothing love! Stick your woe is me bollocks up your arse. Not a single troll forced you to full name someone on live, nor did they make you rob money off kids, nor did they make you talk about sex to your underage following. You're a fucking disgrace. There's not a single genuine bone in her body. Only narcissistic Eben could turn this into a "poor me" party!

 

[tittletottie]

I’m calling this.

So. (God I hate that Eben intro).
“You’re all contacting me and saying how you are missing the lives and you want to interact with me. As a special to my amazing followers we will be doing the subscription feature for lives from now on. Only you, my adoring fans, will be able to pay just £5 a month to comment and I will respond to you without all the nasty trolls ruining our chats. I’ll be live after school (that’s why I only get ready at 4pm). We can hang out and you can ask me questions. Join Eben’s Army now! Love you’”

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

When your girlfriend says you have to look smart and all you can find is her mum's blazer from the 80s

 

[LloydsBoosters]

When you see that Eben's Insta is back after a grand total of 3 days

 

[Jude38]

When you realise your gonna have to get a real job

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

So she’s spent her weekend off social media filming YouTube videos honestly I can’t she has no remorse at all, it’s al for show I bet her and Lloyd didn’t even go for a walk they just took some photos to
Pretend to be wholesome for him to post and get engagement

Yeah she was so distraught and suicidal that she filmed a make up tutorial... so insulting to people who do actually struggle with those feelings

 

[DrMeredithGrey]

Sorry, but if my jobless, childless, perfectly healthy friend (who also happens to share a living space with another jobless, childless, perfectly healthy adult) asked me to come round and help them clean, I’d be like ‘fuck off mate’

Lazy tarts.

 

[Mrskane29]

What's hilarious is all these little weirdos have been crying over her thinking she's gonna top herself all weekend and she's been vlogging all weekend happy as Larry I cannae cope!

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Can you put yaz as the donkey

Here you go

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

When one of your followers sends you their pocket money so you can afford to go to Wagamamas

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Just leaving some of my previous work here for any newcomers to enjoy